1. Before, you were the only one, but after that, you were a burden.

2. Don’t fucking regard attraction to the opposite sex as so-called love.

3. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. He is not that great.

4. If you have something to do, go straight to the topic. Don’t challenge my ignorance with your ignorance. List.

5. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

6. Follow other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go. Go my own way and let others follow my lead.

7. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is impossible to change them every day.

8. Use the laziest posture to face the world in a trance.

9. The so-called handsome guys are all used for contempt.

10. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes and cannot be displayed.

11. Don’t talk to me, I’m afraid the shit in your head will spurt out of your mouth.

12. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely.

13. If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue.

14. My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

15. Life is short, you must be sexy.

16. Don’t use my love for you as your trump card to pretend to be a master.

17. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

18. Men are romantic, but not obscene, and women are romantic, but not promiscuous.

19. A close friend is sometimes warmer than a close friend.

20. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

21. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my brother doesn’t want to find it.

22. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps.

23. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat it, you will die.

24. Don’t say anything to me in the future. Either cherish now or get out of here as soon as possible.

25. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Don’t say much, take control by yourself.

26. The reality is very painful. Nowadays, girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. If I can’t get you, then wait until I make enough money to find your daughter!

27. That person dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

28. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.

29. Don’t play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can’t afford the consequences!

30. Often hit, never hit.

31. You have a "please scold me" face.

32. I am not strong and I am weak for who to see.

33. Listen, I have a posture, it is not my turn to say I failed.

34. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

35. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.