1. Falling in love is not the most difficult, getting along is the biggest challenge.

2. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

3. People want face and trees want bark. You are shameless and invincible.

4. Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people meet it.

5. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

6. I will subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

7. I hate seeing you at the same table, so I don’t want to go to school.

8. When you are confused, please remember your original dream.

9. The largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

10. Sincerity is not as good as red money, feelings are just sexual needs.

11. China Mobile, a robber with a business license.

12. Men who treat women as clothes, I will watch you run naked!

13. You are the one who accompanied me from ear-length hair to waist-length hair.

14. Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.

15. You can be very individual, but please restrain yourself sometimes.

16. The only thing that can go back is the memory in my heart.

17. It’s so difficult to please others, so it’s better to please yourself.

18. Youth only comes once, don’t let yourself not have a wonderful life.

19. Some things, in an instant, have already gone bad.

20. Those are all ridicules to me, but I have nowhere to escape.

21. Give life to time, rather than time to life.

22. People who aim at the top of the mountain (next88) will not covet the scenery on the mountainside.

23. Being strong does not mean never failing; being strong means fighting against repeated defeats.

24. Loving each other is happiness, so simple and so difficult.

25. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, the person is in the pot, and the food is on the bed.

26. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

27. Online and invisible are just transitions between boredom and avoidance.

28. He must be doing well, she is as beautiful as a painting in the photo.

29. It’s not scary if the network drops. What’s scary is that it drops one after another.

30. As long as there is a lesson in your heart, there will be lessons wherever you go.

31. Love is just a beautiful thing when you are lonely.

32. The sky is blue, the eyes are blurry, and the days without money are too long!

33. The weather is really nice today. Let’s take the principal out for a walk.

34. I have always been sober, watching myself sink soberly.

35. Sun Wukong carries the suitcase in front, and Tang Monk drives the BMW behind.

36. Some songs are so touching but still reluctant to pause.

37. If you try to do something to your sister, my brother-in-law will beat me.

38. The so-called fat person is a person who is easily shot even when lying down.

39. Don’t watch TV tonight, be careful I crawl out of it.

40. Sugar daddy - is the gentlest way to rob the rich and help the poor.

41. Every time the teacher drags the class, I feel like I want to kill him!

42. These days, love at first sight is all about the face, not the heart.

43. The doctor told me to carry out photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

44. I like telling jokes when others have toothache.

45. The human heart is the most terrifying opponent lurking in the dark night.

46. After you left, no woman appeared in my world.

47. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the fat people.

48. I also want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

49. I am not in a hurry, I have a lifetime to wait for you.

50. If you ask me how deeply I love you, your weight represents my heart!

51. Being made laugh when you are angry is a very hurtful thing for your self-esteem.

52. Drink a bottle for breakfast and you will be nervous all morning. Nutritional diarrhea quickly!

53. Don’t be crazy about me, he’s just a hanged man!

54. My paranoia is a script that you will never understand.

55. Don’t talk behind my back, speak openly if you have anything to say.

56. It was too difficult to buy a ticket, so I had to get on the train first and then buy the ticket!

57. It is better to party alone than to be alone in the carnival.

58. Love is a lonely lie, and fate is the spreader of lies.

59. I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star.

60. Thank you for staying with me and giving me your warm protection.

61. Don’t be gentle to me when I am hot or cold, I am afraid of catching a cold.

62. The pixels of my eyes are too low to see the world clearly.

63. *** is ***, it won’t be expensive even in an economic crisis!

64. It doesn’t matter if you are not smart, why should you be bald?

65. I don’t know what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

66. Sanitary napkins are angels, they break their wings every day.

67. After playing speed car for a long time, I feel like drifting while riding a bicycle!

68. If you don’t say that, you really think I am a pure man.

69. Happiness is to find a warm person to spend your whole life.

70. It’s not just talent that overflows, but also the fat around the waist.

71. I don’t expect you to love me, but you will never be allowed to betray me.

72. Although you look ugly, your mobile phone camera is good.

73. If you are in another city, don’t hug others no matter how cold it is.

74. A drop of water can penetrate a stone, not because of great strength, but because of deep skill.

75. Don’t always lie to me. I can’t forgive you every time.

76. If you call me ugly, some people will love my ugly appearance.

77. Ever since you got mentally ill, you have always been very energetic.

78. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You fry the pancakes, and I'll fry the eggs.

79. I don’t know who I will take advantage of in the future with such a good-looking person.

80. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is so unethical.

81. Never give up. You are still young. Youth is capital.

82. Don’t go that far. Who guarantees that you will survive until that day?

83. Don’t treat your sister as a spare tire, she is the wheel you cannot afford to replace.

84. You may not fall in love over time, but you will definitely have children.

85. I saw his heart and his lingering back.

86. Praising a female classmate in person: You are really a hibiscus from clear water!

87. It is instinct to lose your temper, but it is your ability to put away your temper.

88. Investment in love is nothing more than losing money and making a lot of money.

89. Even if you are the one with the most famous flowers, I will still replace them with others.

90. Girl, with my melancholy eyes, I’m here to pick you up in a second!

91. In just a few decades of life, it is all about making money.

92. You have the body of a bear, but you do the things of a second bear.

93. Angels all shed their feathers, not to mention you are just a chicken.

94. In fact, you are not a coward, you are his senior.

95. Try to calm your trembling body and suppress your emotions as much as possible.

96. Meeting you is like a dream, from which no one can be seen when you wake up.

97. Fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like. Looking forward to it.

98. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

99. If I can’t be your prince, then I will be your knight.

100. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

101. Whose hand is the dog that I once held licking now?

102. If you play with your feelings, I will make you cry rhythmically.

103. I can’t do both, neither this nor that.

104. He has big feet and is not afraid of traveling all over the country. He is known as a little super god.

105. Does anyone collect the scenery you pass by for you?

106. I can’t sleep at home and always doze off during class.

107. Celebrities are just like dried tofu, they are fried.

108. In the beginning, people are inherently good, and if they are playing tricks, get out of here.

109. Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you all my life.

110. A bad person must be a ***, and a *** is not necessarily a bad person.

111. If you like cheating so much, why don’t you go to ballet?

112. Don’t tell me how much you love me. Your words will make pigs laugh.

113. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

114. Even if you already have your name, I will still replace it with others.

115. A smile costs less than a penny, but is worth a lot more.

116. I am not an Iron Man. I can cry and get hurt.

117. I have already thought about my wife, but I only need a bride.

118. I want to kidnap you with cute Chinese medicine, but you are already cute enough.