1. Being famous is like a fart. It’s not enough to make a sound, it also needs to stink for a while.

2. The biggest dream in this life is. I will be reincarnated as a thin man in my next life.

3. It doesn’t matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like your true self.

4. It would be great if memories could be like memory cards. After formatting, they will no longer be remembered.

5. When you see the green mountains, they will be so charming, but when you see the green mountains, they will collapse!

6. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

7. If nothing else happens, we will not contact you again.

8. Foreigners always like to pick up condoms used by Chinese people, process them, and chew them in their mouths.

9. Suddenly I will doubt whether loving you too persistently is out of love or because of unwillingness.

10. If you treat me as a game, I will cheat and torture you to death.

11. I have already decided the wedding day, and now I have to choose the groom.

12. People’s luck, like their menstrual cycle, comes in waves.

13. I can't forget you, so this relationship can only end if you forget me.

14. The words you say when you are in love are called love words, but after you break up and fall out, they are all a joke.

15. If you have something to do, be a secretary, and if you have nothing to do, be a secretary.

16. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight and not let go until my mood really gets better.

17. Not only is talent overflowing, but also the fat around the waist.

18. Why does my gray avatar stop beating!

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20. If you start to miss me, remember, it’s not me who wants to leave, it’s you who let go.

21. Do I seem to be such a spineless person? Just want to kill me with a lollipop? At least two are needed.

22. It’s the fourth day since we broke up. I slowly let go, but I still can't forget his familiar face.

23. He roared when he saw injustice on the road and hugged the rich man without letting go.

24. It is said that people in Xuanwu have good figures. Let me tell you, if you dance like that every day, you will also lose weight.

25. It seems that if I don’t let a chicken into the school, the school will not have a holiday.

26. Love is just a high fever, and missing you is the cough that follows closely and never gets better.

27. No matter what, you will get hurt no matter what. No matter what I am hurt, at least I am strong and magnanimous.

28. Hey: Don’t be sad! If you have anything unhappy to say, let's make it happy.

29. Many times, those things we cannot change eventually change us.

30. I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.

31. The sky will get dark, people will change, love will be 30%, cheating will be 70%, the road is still long, don’t be too crazy, you can’t decide who will be brilliant in the future.

32. Loneliness is the reason for the beginning of beautiful love, and it is also the ending of unfortunate love.

33. A blind cat may not necessarily encounter a dead mouse, but a scholar will encounter a soldier early on.

34. The smartest men are all pretending to be stupid, and the smartest women are all coy.

35. After finishing the math problems, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even my heart is no longer beating!

36. It is said that if you hand in a blank paper, you will get three points, which is called a clean paper.

37. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

38. Don’t talk about shit when you’re eating shit.

39. At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but they will not appear in your life.

40. Those people who have one thing in front of others and another thing behind them are the most hypocritical proof of us humans.

41. I didn’t try to keep you, just because you are gradually leaving my world.

42. I can cry suddenly when I am laughing because I think of something or someone.

43. Root search is to find the C drive.

44. Posturing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.

45. We are a cheating couple, you are sick!

46. If you are hurt in your heart, can you really forget it and not wrap it up?

47. If you really can’t bear it, I will give you my rag doll**.

48. Men who are talented, rich and handsome generally cannot stay with you until the end.

49. When I was little, I longed for a red dragonfly. When I grow up, I long for a pair of red dragonfly leather shoes.

50. Suddenly I feel like I am the only one left in the world, and there is indifference everywhere!

51. It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter if you get injured too many times.

52. More than 700 million acnes appear in a year! Pimples can circle the earth twice.

53. Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.

54. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

55. I firmly believe that in the end, you will have nothing.

56. How many people smile on the surface, but silently think about the grass and mud horses in their hearts.

57. If I can successfully quit eating. I will go to the moon to chase Chang'e.

58. My dear, don’t I owe all my cold-bloodedness and ruthlessness to you? Do you know that you deserve a lot of credit?

59. The world is really good without you. The air is so fresh and the sun is so bright.

60. There is a kind of quietness called the teacher is coming.

61. You left without looking back, leaving me alone, stunned and helpless.

62. Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk.

63. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

64. No matter how important you are to me, you will never let me lose myself or my principles.

65. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.

66. I will be one of your teeth in the next life. At least, you will know when I feel uncomfortable.

67. Girl, please look in the mirror. What looks good when mixed and matched is the clothes, not the facial features.

68. Don’t say you love someone unconditionally. Love is always conditional. You can ask for nothing, but you want him to love you. Isn't this a condition?

69. Whether the next stop is hell or not, see if there is **.

70. Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

71. If you dare to climb up my window and sing "Uneasy", I will sing a duet with you.

72. Coming out of brokenness is not relief, but scars.

73. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I cannot tolerate is that the money in my hand is fake!

74. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!

75. Don’t give up on being yourself. Life is short and you don’t have time to imitate others.

76. She politely rolled her eyes at me again. A few years later, the doctor at the mental hospital told me that my insanity was caused by her.

77. There is no free lunch in the world. If anyone gives me the God of Wealth, I will give him a free dinner.

78. Brother Green Arrow and Brother Huang Arrow were walking and suddenly saw Sister Yida. As a result, Sister Dove chewed them and gave birth to Xuanmai.

79. I am Manchu, but I have never been satisfied!

80. From beginning to end, I am just a person, fighting alone.

81. Rourou, I don’t love you anymore, go away, don’t be obsessed with me anymore, let’s break up!

82. I don’t curse. Because I have strong hands-on ability.

83. You are not allowed to eat pork anymore, just watch the pigs run away.

84. I’ll treat you all to dinner today! Whoever goes, pays!

85. Where you fall, you get up. I keep falling down there, I suspect there is a pit there!

86. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell hygiene products.

87. Love will not last forever. Anyone can find an excuse and leave first.

88. The missed years bloom into beautiful flowers in loneliness, but they waste the spring and summer of reincarnation.

89. Despair is not the saddest thing. The saddest thing is that you don’t even have despair.

90. You dislike me all the time. If there was nothing wrong with me, I would still fall in love with you.