2. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.
3. Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.
Accept my last charity and return to your noble world.
5. The biggest difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day is that one is making people and the other is dead.
6. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?
7. Isn't it said that everyone is equal now? Why did I get kicked out of the ladies' room?
8. If you can't play life, life will play you.
9. If you leave, don't come back. I'm not a garbage collection station.
10, if mosquitoes suck fat instead of human blood, I must love it.
1 1, acne, more than 700 million a year! Acne can circle the earth twice together.
12, don't be happy for things, don't be sad for yourself, don't seek perfection, but seek innocence.
13, don't report this revenge to the gentleman, dare to report this revenge and kill you.
14, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.
15, ask how ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.
16, Q: What should I do if I suddenly have the urge to study? A: Don't panic. Drink some water and lie down for a while.
17, when I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to' then', and as a result, my classmates chatted with it all noon.
18, don't call me slow, I didn't listen to you at all.
19, Toad wants to eat swan meat, but swan is not beautiful.
20. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.
2 1, believe that Jesus died and became a god, believe that the Tathagata died and became a Buddha, and Brother Xinyu came back from the dead on the spot.
22. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.
23, what forever, I love you, together, it is better to say "go, get a marriage certificate!"
24. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.
25. Enter in Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!
I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.