1, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.

Be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me.

I want to covet your beauty, but you are just a commodity.

The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

5. Is the child born to two people with type B blood type 2B?

6. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind, and he himself became a great man.

7. Because I used to be heartless, I am heartless now.

8. It's really tangled that friends don't know what to give for their birthdays …

9. Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher's knife.

10, sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful behavior.

1 1. Life is like a jar. People are immersed in it. The longer they stay, the more intoxicated they become.

12, bathing, blowing bubbles, sleeping with bad guys.

13, teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What is this?

14, can I die if I like it? I really really love you.

15, don't draw beautiful eyeliner, and don't apply liquid foundation evenly. Go shopping in rainy days.

16. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

17, the bus driver stared at me as if I didn't buy a ticket, and I stared at him as if I bought a ticket.

18, everyone said to take a step back, but there is a cliff behind me.

19, happiness makes women know how to enjoy, but misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

20. People are things apart from themselves. Not after birth, not after death.

2 1, you are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

22. Dear comrades. I'm already dead. I have nothing to do but throw my grave and die.

23. A woman without talent is virtuous. I must be too wicked.

Ladies and gentlemen, please chat with your parents in person. Thank you.

25. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that move you.

26. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

27, a good horse does not eat grass back, there is no grass in front, and a good horse has to run back!

28. I am not a generous person, and I never want to share my people with others.

29. I love you not for two or three days, but I miss you many times every day.

30. In a relationship that has long been doomed to failure, whoever says love first dies first.

3 1. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

32. No grass grows on a busy road, and no hair grows on a clever head.

33. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

34. It's not that good medicine tastes bitter. Why didn't it work?

35. I will accompany you all my life. Loneliness is with you and happiness is shared with you.

36. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

37. Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: The weather is cold, be careful of car accidents.

38. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

39. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

40. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face the bleak singles.