1. Spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn fatigue, hibernation, the four seasons are like dreams, so how can I listen carefully?

2. Every delicious food is winking at me and I can’t help but favor it.

3. You are so bad in the exam! Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.

4. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want!

5. My waist is broken. The problem is not youth, but stress.

6. With you, I forget about food and sleep. Without you, I don’t think about food and drink. With you, my heart has something to worry about. Without you, I worry about gains and losses.

7. As a god, I shine in this beautiful moment, no mortals can disturb me.

8. It’s not just talent that overflows, but also fat around the waist.

9. Holding a kitchen knife in hand and cutting the wires, sparks and lightning will appear along the way.

10. After all these years, 10086 is still good to me. I sent him one text message and he replied 3 messages to me.

11. If you are desperate, why not just take a bus.

12. Whose daughter lends it to me, I will give it back to you next year.

13. Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere.

14. My biggest dream: to go to heaven alive.

15. Don’t talk to me about never leaving, I’ve already given up.

16. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.

17. The biggest difference between the game and Girlfriend is that one requires a copy and the other requires a real investment!

18. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on the teacher.

19. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.

20. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.