Be a layman, love money and lust, and keep integrity.
◆ Staying up late is really harmful to your health. I suggest you stay up late.
I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.
Be a layman, love money and lust, and keep integrity.
Thanks to those who have knocked me down, it is really comfortable to lie down.
◆ Funny personality signature: Love is a lamp, green makes you panic.
It's a pity that my little daughter is incompetent and can't cripple her son.
I am possessive when I see you.
If you don't hold on to me, I'll run.
I must live in your heart tonight.
Besides the son's beauty, what else can be robbed?
You are still the same, mentally retarded, but I like it.
I even quit spicy food, so what can I stand?
⊙ I asked: Is my avatar awesome? He said: I like it.
It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.
People who are used to makeup are afraid to go out, just as we are not used to makeup.
As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. You should tell you by actions that such a thing won't happen again.
I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing with my weight. It's a pity that you get high when you play. hellip
⊙ "What kind of experience is girl pollution?" The boys in the class knelt down to her for help.
They are all charming. I'm different. I torture people.
Dear brother-in-law, my sister is waiting for you to marry her.
I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.
● After breaking up, I dumped my head and my wig.
Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it back to you. . .
● Men are awesome, not just kneeling between women's legs.
Dear brother-in-law, my sister is waiting for you to marry her
The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.
● Experts say don't stare at the phone for a long time, because the phone will be dead.
Nowadays, people are so funny that they all look like graduates from film and television colleges.
Fat, why are you always so attached to me?
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