2, the weather is not as good as the geographical position, the geographical position is not as good as people and people are not as good as money.
There are many ancient love stories and many contemporary love accidents.
I can't see the world in my eyes as long as you stand by me.
5. Because there is nothing to do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.
6. Psychological research shows that single dog's eyes are all happy dog men and women, and the objects are all happy bachelors.
7. I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.
8. Don't give everyone too much energy, leave some oxygen for your future self to breathe.
9. One day, San Xiao cried because San Xiao appeared.
10, losing your temper is instinct, losing your temper is skill.
1 1, I still remember that when I lost my handkerchief, I pulled a piece of toilet paper and jumped around like a coquette: You come after me.
12, although I will not be generous to all beings, I will harm the whole life.
13, it turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that individuals are squeezed to suffocate.
14, you are skin, I am meat; You are a suit, I am a button; You are coffee, I am a bean; Loving you for life is not enough.
15, growing old together is not about dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.
16, please don't call us sisters and hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of film removal!
17, soy sauce is unsafe recently, and people always scold it. It is better to buy a soy sauce and bring a chicken back.
18, don't find a girlfriend if you have nothing to do, it will hurt your kidney if you break your money.
19, the road you choose, you have to go down on your knees.
20. Wouldn't it be a shame if you let me leave? If I want to leave, I have to dump you first!
2 1, a junior said: Why did my mobile phone turn on flight mode and fall from the seventh floor or break?
22. Being kissed by you is particularly disgusting, because I don't want to admit that you are a pig.
23. Why don't you tear your face when you look at each other? If the relationship is not good, why pretend to be so realistic.
24. We create habits first, and then habits create us.
25, the left brain is flour, the right brain is water, and when you think about the problem, your mind is full of paste.
26, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.
27. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.
Lying is a man's privilege, and being cheated is a woman's patent.
29, feasting, wearing a man's playboy, playing in love, most afraid of women's affection!
30. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said to live by being handsome.
3 1. If you have yourself, you won't be swayed by others.
32, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook later, you are responsible for eating!
33. Although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.
34. I am neither a hero nor a hero. I am an ordinary rascal.
35. When you are embraced by failure, success may be waiting to kiss you.
36. When someone bullies you, go up and kick him, and then tell him that you are not easy to bully.
I hope the teacher will come as soon as the school starts. What homework did you bring? Really.
38. I am your indifferent mood, and you are my eternal love.
39. You don't have a brain, only soy milk.
40. Boss, I bought vinegar, not soy sauce, but the one in the back.
4 1, it will be August before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!
42. Sisters walk together all their lives. Whoever betrays first is a dog!
43. My concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle.
44. There is no turning back in life. Believe in your own way and keep going.
45. Lu Han likes to blow LAY's neck but dares not move his waist.
46. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.
47. BMW clears the way in front, Mercedes-Benz follows, and donkey is inserted in the middle.
48. When you laugh, the whole world is laughing; When you cry, only you are crying in the whole world.
49. You should like someone who can make you laugh, not me who often makes you cry.
You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
5 1, I can fry your words in the oil pan, haha.
52. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.
53. About picking up girls, ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines.
54. Life is changing. Sometimes painful, (next88) sometimes wonderful. But most of the time, both.
55. What woman chases a man's barrier yarn is simply across the Sahara desert.
56. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
57. The teacher asked the students how their homework was, and Xueba said: I didn't do any questions; Learning surplus theory; I didn't do the problem!
58. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom!
59. Every time you buy clothes, you will be called a handsome guy. What a painful understanding.
60. What is a maxima? As long as there is a Bole donkey, it can travel thousands of miles a day.
6 1, you said you were going to see the left ear, but I looked everywhere in the hospital and you were in the cinema.
62. Sometimes, you think I talk too much. I'm sorry. Actually, I did it on purpose.
Everyone calls your name, but only one person can make your name sound so special.
64, talked about the longest love, narcissism, I love myself, no rival in love!
65. At school, I don't want to go to school either. Go back to sleep!
66. After only ten minutes of homework, Mr. Mobile got angry. I coaxed him for two hours.
67. Those who have the ability not to find are called single aristocrats, and those like you are called single dog.
68. I know love is unreliable, but I still try my best to jump in.
69. If two people are long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
70, cold rain, filar silk broken yellow dancing in the cold, broken.
7 1, what is a class teacher? It is a person who destroys your friendship, then your love, and never let go of your family!
72. Philosophers are illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than five minutes and thirty seconds, you become a philosopher.
73. It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took money to the supermarket to buy a woman, but I was beaten into a giant panda.
74. Friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart!
75. Many things have been popular in schools, but only plagiarism is immortal.