2. "I am a real Beijinger."
"Authentic? From Zhoukoudian? "
3. Wang Wei: The sky is falling. I am so tall that I can never bend over!
Never go to your boss with a problem. They want a solution.
5. "I don't pay for my job."
"No reward is exploitation!"
6. People always pay the price when they make mistakes. It doesn't matter if you say you're sorry.
Du Lala said: Mr. Wang, is that a human mouth growing under your nose?
8. "Why do you smile like a lucky cat?"
9. Lala cried and said: Your phone bill is more than my monthly salary ~
Wang wiped Lala's tears with a tie and said, OK, OK, I won't call next month. Give you all the money ~ ~
10. Wang Wei wiped his tears with a tie and said, stop crying and use it for yourself. .
1 1. When Wei and Qiu Jack were together, Qiu Jack told Wang Wei that he had something urgent and had to go back to the company at once.
Wang Wei covered his face with a menu and whispered, "Fuck you!"
12.: As the world goes round, no one will be unlucky forever.
13. Lala said to Wang Wei, "If you don't die for a day, I will lose."
14. Manager Xu: Explanation means covering up, and covering up means telling stories.
15. Wang: I don't look like the earth.
Du: You look like an ambassador.
16. Wang: Our Chai girl is beginning to be feminine.
Wang: My ass is quite hard.
Wang: Look at your panda eye. I have known you since I met you.
Du: This is my birthmark.
17. Du: Kneel down.
Wang: Kneel for whom?
. . .
Wang: Who is this child suffering from?
1 8. A woman: Wang Wei, why didn't you call me for so long? What have you been up to recently?
Wang: I'm seriously considering becoming a monk.
19. Wang: after breaking up with me, I never thought about finding another one?
Du: He said I have no feminine taste.
Wang: He said that you are not as feminine as you.
Du: You also said that.
Wang: Really? If I say so, I mean that you are a female comrade who can be transformed, not that kind of hopeless.
20. Du: Mr. Wang, we have revised the draft of the chair. When do you think you will be free?
W: in the afternoon.
Du: In the afternoon? Aren't you going to send herbs to white girl?
Wang: Miss Bai? What? Miss white. Yes, there is a Miss Bai, but that is an exaggerated adjective. Get back to work. I will. I'll call you after the meeting.
Du: Then remember to call me after you deliver the medicine.
Qiu: Boss, I think this is playing you again.
2 1. Wang Wei said to Du Lala: Although you are not a beautiful woman, you still feel sad sometimes.
22. Wei Wang wants to be a lesbian. Lala said it was convenient to take the subway. Wang Wei said, why? Environmental protection and emission reduction? You don't need to breathe. If you do this, you may not get on the subway and waste medical resources. Why are you so brave? Someone gave you an award?
Wei Wang said that Lala compared herself to Zhang Tao, a fighter in the dregs.
24. God really opened my eyes and made me fall in love with a little madman! Actually, the little madman is very cute.
25. Wang Wei said, talk about something!
26. Wang Wei told Lala that it was very helpful for me to send the lost child home.
27. Wang Wei said, man, come and fry bitter gourd with rhubarb, and the girl will be defeated by fire!
28. Helen: I heard that Ross and her husband had a quarrel.
Lala: You know?
Helen: I'm like a traffic policeman guarding her door all day. I don't know what?
29. Lala slams her car door angrily), Wang Wei (shouting from the back): Be gentle ~ (then drive the car over to Lala) Lala (angry): You are so self-righteous, what's the big deal about you? Wait, when my stock goes up, I have to buy a car like that and drive around in front of you every day. I am so angry!
30. Wang: You should go back early, too, and don't run into robbers again. I guess you have nothing to rob. You are as thin as a monkey. I don't think anyone wants you to sell it in the mountains.
Du: Hey, what are you talking about? You are like a monkey.
Du: Wang Wei, let me ask you something. Did someone give you a kickback at work?
Wang: How dare you. Don't you dare say such a thing in the company.
Du: There is no one else here.
Wang: You really don't treat me like an outsider. Come on, what's wrong? You've only been in the company for a few days, and you've reached the level of taking kickbacks.
Du: Rose, let me find a decoration company. Everything is fine. Finally, he said to give me a 10% rebate.
Wang: More than 10%. Does the boss have a crush on you? The boss has a bad eye. It doesn't matter, you say.
Du: The boss or the designer. He looks decent.
Wang: What happened to the designer? This man whose forehead says he is not decent, you have no experience now, so you won't worry when you have enough experience.
Du: I see these three words written on your forehead.
Woman: What?
Du: Nothing.
Wang: Come on, don't lose heart. Let's go to eat. What did you say, Shanxi snacks?
Du: It's Jiangxi snacks, and Shanxi is Daoxiao Noodles.
Wang: Isn't that nice? You can joke. If you have a good tone, it's your treat. Let's leave now.
Du: Why did you invite me?
Wang: Well, that day, somewhere, it was said that you invited me. You forget, you didn't break the contract.
Du: Really? I don't remember.
Wang: We won't kill the donkey so soon.
Du: You said it yourself, not me. Let's leave now.
Woman: What did I say?
Du: Who did you say I killed?
Wang: Unload the mill ... Hey, little girl, give it to me.
W: What do you mean?
Qiu: You promised to call that girl. When did you call?
3 1. Wang Wei stretched out his hands and said to Lala, "Take me to the door." Lala clasped Wang Wei's hand with both hands and said, "It's my pleasure ..."
32. Lala said Wang Wei, Wang Wei, I didn't know until I came to Beijing that you were as poor as your taxi driver in Beijing.
33. You said you pretended to be invincible every day.
34. The meatballs on Wang Wei's car keys are missing. Lala asked, "Where is my sister?"
35. When Lala cooked for Wang Wei for the first time, Wang Wei said: Cherish life and stay away from kitchen knives.
36. Wang Wei and Du Lala have dinner together.
Du: I learn to cook for you?
Wang: Then let's eat out. It's good. I am afraid of food poisoning.
37.
38. Lala, Maggie and Helen are singing and waiting for the dialogue.
Maggie: Helen, why hasn't your Sheng Tianjiao come yet?
Helen: Yes, really. Hey, where have you been? Traffic jam, can't take the subway. You already took it. Please report to me when you have it. Come on. I am such a big fairy, how can I meet a piece of wood?
Maggie: I told you because I was nervous, too. So fierce.
Lala: I already told you, he is a typical affordable man. Look how reassuring it is now.
Maggie: I'm telling you, this is what you need to find when looking for a husband. Otherwise, if you don't want to be a charming woman, just give it to me.
Lala: OK, OK. Otherwise, let's go through the transfer formalities tonight. I will be your witness.
Maggie: It's a deal, Lala.
Helen: What are you two talking about? At least this wood is alive.
Lala and Maggie: I can't bear to part with it.
39. Helen: Sheng Tianjiao is sitting opposite me. I don't think Haagen-Dazs is as delicious as before.
Lala: Not all the people riding white horses are princes, so are Tang Priest.
Helen: Yes, Sheng Tianjiao is the Tang Priest.
40. Wei Wang said: In a foreign company, the consideration is not how to do things well, but how to be good to yourself.
Lala said: In this case, a company as big as db will be finished in two years.
Wang Wei is speechless.
4 1. I am not happy to discuss that Xia Hong lent money to Lala and Li Hongming without telling her. Lala is very wronged. Wei Wang: I see, it's not necessarily someone's fault. Who doesn't know you? Nerve wires are thicker than cables, and you may not know when to give someone a hint or encouragement. Have you thought about it?
42. Wang Wei said: If you don't want to be hurt, you should give others a chance not to hurt you!
43. "Hey, you little girl."
44. Lala giggled after kissing Wang Wei.
Wang: Why are you smiling like a lucky cat?
Lala: After the hero saves the beauty, shouldn't all the beautiful women return the favor?
W: Hey, wait a minute. Who approved you to join the beauty team?
45. There is another sentence about my great love ~ ~
Wei Wang said: I have a bumpy road. Let me remind you.
Wang Wei is really the best. It is difficult to carry a lamp.
46. Wang Wei: How to talk! When have I ever played with a young woman? The people who lined up to find me were all girls. Can I refuse? Awkward and humiliating, right?
47. Wang Wei: That American is too stingy. Not as good as our domestic lords.
48. Grace Wai Wong: We Beijingers can't learn the strength of southern men!
49. Lala hurried into the meeting with her clothes to change, and was stopped by Wang Wei: Interesting. Let others take part in this activity and dress up. You are very good, and you will succeed. Did you transfer to the dry cleaner? I will find out who to send clothes to. (After that, he looked around on airs)
Helen called Lala and said, Lala, I have big news for you.
Lala said excitedly, I knew the stock went up.
Helen cried, did you throw it?
Lala said: No.
Helen said that at the close, the stock fell, and my friend said it would fall.
Lala was dumbfounded at that time and said, Oh, my God.
5 1. After Wang Wei and Lala made up, they went home to indulge in happiness alone. Jack Qiu called.
Qiu: Boss, a new KTV has been opened. Come and play. There are many beautiful women.
Wang (impatiently): What time is it? And you called me. Will you go to work tomorrow? How old do you think you are and still play every day? Is that where serious people go? Don't go there again!
Jack Qiu is dumbfounded and thinks: Please, did you go to that place less before? Haha)
52. Wang Wei: I want you to meet your long-lost sister.
Lala: How do you know I like cherry meatballs?
Wang Wei: Come on! Class 4, Grade 3, Big Maruko
53. Wang Wei: "I will pay for selling you! I'd better keep it for myself! "
54. Wei Wang: We are lesbians, but that is the number one beauty of DB.
Lala: Can you be sincere?
Wang Wei: (The coat is majestic) When it comes to sacrifice, men should never be vague.
55. Du Lala's wish: I hope to come back here one day and spend a happy time with him in the hot springs on a snowy night:)
Wei Wang: I hope I can help her realize her wish once a year!
56. After Lala learned that Daisy was his ex-wife, they were in the teahouse.
Lala: What can I say to make you understand?
Wang Wei: How can I make you forgive me?
57. Wang Wei: "Do you know? I am a fireman ... "
Lala: "Hehe ~ Then I am also a fireman today."
Wang Wei: "You are ... at most ... a small faucet!" " "
Lala:
58. You have never been vigilant about the safety of underwear.
59. Wei Wang signed "Earth Hour" for Lala in the street.
Lala: "Aren't you afraid of being seen by acquaintances?"
Wang Wei: "What's the use of being afraid? This is not to help you! I am desperate for you! -Shameless! ! "
Lala: "Be conscious! ....."
60. I'll chop you up if I draw my knife, right?
6 1. Wang: Lala, take a taxi. You can't call a taxi on this road. Go ten blocks ahead and there is hope.
Du: I'm not in the mood to argue with you. By the way, Mr. Wang, can you do me a favor? There's really no way.
Wang: What happened again?
Du: Peter's plane will take off at 6: 30, but I can't get a taxi now. I have to get to the airport before 6: 30.
Wang: Why are you chasing Peter?
Du: The rent is due. He needs to sign it, but he will go back to America soon. When he comes back, the daylily will be cold.
Wang: Yes, in such a hurry.
Du: Right, right.
Wang: What does this have to do with me?
Wang Wei drove away, with Lala chasing after him.
62. Wang Wei: I have never heard that it is up to the propaganda team to defeat the devils.
Lala: "I'm not a little girl anymore. I won't believe that one day a prince charming suddenly appeared, which brought me happiness all my life. But I firmly believe that two ordinary people, when they meet by chance, can't live without each other. No matter what happens, they all face each other together. You are tired after work. I'll make you a cup of coffee. When it thunders and rains at night, if you hold me, I won't be afraid. I think so.
64. Wang Wei asked Lala why she didn't paint.
Lala replied that my mother said it was like a mouse falling into a jar ~ ~
Cute! !
Liszt asked Wang Wei to attend the job fair, but Wang Wei didn't want to go.
Jack: Boss, this is just a job fair. Just show your face.
Wei Wang: I'm tired of them always targeting me. Why doesn't John go? The sales department needs more people than we do.
Jack: Isn't it awkward for our DB to go there with his image?
Wang Wei: Your mouth is very good. Just be a mascot. I'll sell Liszt as a face.
Mascot! ! Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~
66. Lala shows Wang Wei the solar car.
Wang Wei: I graduated from kindergarten early. Keep it for yourself.
Cute ~ ~ ~
67. A rogue hides a great personality under his exterior.
68. I like it too. Then, Wang Wei said, "Lala, are you sure I am the one you are looking for?" Lala said.
"I don't know, since I allow you to break into my life, I won't give up. I'm willing to gamble for you. Even if I lose the future, I will recognize it! " . touch control
69. Lala Xie took her to the airport for Peter to sign.
Wang Wei: "How do you thank me?"
Lala: "hmm ... or should I invite you to dinner?"
Wang Wei: "You speak so reluctantly, alas! Why are you so happy when you boss me around? Come on, it's right ahead!
It's not very demanding, just a bowl of shark fin rice. "
Lala: "Ah? ... you don't know that shark fin fishing is not delicious, just like fans (Wang Wei is laughing there). I know a Jiangxi snack, which is very delicious. You promise you will like it. "
Grace Wai Wong: "Yes, my little girl's film is thoughtful ... I appreciate it. I have an appointment today. Let's take a rain check! "
Hey, you should go home early, too. Don't run into robbers again. I guess you have nothing to rob. You are as thin as a monkey. Buy a mountain area. I don't think anyone wants you Let's go ... "
The bus had already left, and Lala shouted behind, "Hey, what are you talking about? You are like a monkey! " "
70. Wang Wei: So I will be your secret love in the future?
Du Lala: What? You are my only boyfriend.
Wang Wei: What? I have quite a lot on my mind.
7 1. "I am an old man. If I can't even protect my own woman, what kind of old man is that? "
72. Du (puzzled): Why did you bring someone home on the first date?
Wang (solemnly): Isn't there such a saying? If you want to get to know a person, you must go to his home to meet him. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Du (Tuo): But the problem is, I didn't intend to know you!
Wang (helpless): Jinger ... I'm trapped, right?