People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The female man is suitable for speaking Thai, the cute girl is suitable for speaking Japanese, the goddess is suitable for speaking English, and the neuropathy is suitable for speaking bird language.

Take off your pants when farting, walk a few steps, and be jealous when you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

Woman, why are you not strong? You are an animal that will not die if it bleeds for a week.

I have big legs, short height, ugly appearance and bad temper. What are you going to do with me?

Here, hold it for me; I can't carry it. Give me a dead shoulder.

Don't say the wolf hasn't eaten sheep for five years. Tom hasn't eaten mice since 2008!

Scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. I was taking a bath and thought someone was taking pictures of me.

When you point your finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

If eternity is just a joke, do you dare to play me to death?

If I die, my first sentence is: finally I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.