1. Sometimes I really think that kissing can get pregnant.

2. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis, so don't stay up late.

3. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.

4. Those who can act are not necessarily actors, but those who can pretend to be grandchildren.

5. Don't smile at your cell phone at home, parents will think you are in love.

6. No matter how beautiful you are when you are thin, you will have the same virtue when you are fat.

7. I wake up every day and change my hair style. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

8. Seven Snow Whites and a dwarf, that is definitely not a fairy tale.

9. In this low-key world, I have to use high-key to cover myself up.

1. An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

11. When I suddenly look back, there are no people chatting.

12. Don't be infatuated with me. I'm just a sharp otaku in a low profile!

13. In the end, there will be a way, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

14. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

15. You said that when I don't want you, you must never marry, which makes me feel guilty.

16. You are short for life, but I am fat for a while.

17. I control my low profile with a smile, and control your screams with a low profile!

18. I'm not as tough as your little woman, but as tough as a big woman.

19. The smoky suit is beautiful, which makes me a panda that everyone looks up to.

2. You said your brother is Conan, and your name is Ke Chen ...

21. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.

22. Laugh and cry, cry and laugh ...

23. Please don't interrupt the TV series during the advertisement.

24. Every summer when I get tanned, I always think, "Nothing, I'll get it fixed in winter."

25. Book me two tickets to heaven, and I'll personally find Yue Lao and force him to lead me a red line.

26. When I grow up, I want to open a couple's school. Couples will be given half of their homework and exams will be free.

27. A woman without talent is virtue. I think I am too wicked.

28. I'm from the earth, so don't give me that Martian talk.

29. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

3. If the relationship is long, when will you stay married?

31. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

32. It's my birthday today, so my friends will kill me with flowers!

33. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because you are broad-minded and fat.

34. I also want to be suitable for you, but I really can't lose weight.

35. When I took a photo, I obviously felt that I was smiling naturally, but when I took it, I looked like facial paralysis.

36. Your mother chased me ten blocks and insisted that I looked like your father.

37. My mother praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing when I am idle.

38, one in a hundred, pick out a Xifeng.

39. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

4. Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. Mm-hmm!