1. Just now the girl in the office asked me why the game that another girl can play requires the S machine on her machine. The answer is, maybe the graphics card driver is not working. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. The answer is, what’s the benefit to me? MM said: "At most I'll let you play for a while." 0.01 seconds later, no one could be seen on the table or chairs, except for the girl.... (I don’t know why everyone went to the ground to find a pen). 2. There was a girl named Jiao in my high school class. One day I made a bet with her. I forgot about the bet. She asked: What if you lose? Answer: If I lose, I will take your surname Jiao. The voice was loud and the whole class burst into laughter for 10 minutes. . . . . 3. Once a female colleague came to me and said: I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said: It’s none of my business if you go to bed! She said angrily: I just want to upload it, I want it, I want it, if you don’t let me upload it today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry look, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or should I help you? She replied: "Help me!" ".... 4. One day, the school was doing a general cleaning. A PLMM was cleaning the windows. Because the windows were relatively high, they stood on the table. But the glass below could not be wiped. I passed by... MM shouted "wipe" me "Down there". I was shocked. I asked where it was? MM said "I'm down there, please wipe it for me". The whole class burst into laughter... MM and I blushed... 5. I used to make models in groups in the school class. I did One day, the team leader took a drawing and asked a girl in the same team when she could make the part. The girl was probably busy with dating, and she rarely showed up at the workshop with two prototypes. : I want to do it for you too. The problem is, I don’t have that much time. Let’s see if I can do it for you tonight. The two boys next to me dropped the files in their hands and rushed out of the workshop... 6. There was a plmm in the department, and I had an appointment with her to do an experiment after get off work. I forgot to go online in the afternoon, and when I was about to get off work, I suddenly received a text message from my mm: Should I do it or not? My heart pounded... I asked loudly, "Just do it quickly." During the internship, the instructor said that boys and girls should work together, and XX and XX share a bed... Everyone fainted during the formal homework. The two people in the bed next to me were really funny because the boys didn't fix the parts. Okay, the girl said very unhappily, please put the cylinder properly, I can't hold it! 9. I even took off my coat when I was cold, but the girl next to me said, I don’t even recognize you when you put on clothes. Sweating... 10. When pouring Coke, MM’s hands trembled and she poured the Coke out of the cup. GG asked, why did it flow everywhere? MM said helplessly, “But I have already clamped it. ". 11. One day, I went to Hangzhou with my sister and saw the Free Life Pond (a pond with countless turtles) in front of the Jing Temple. I saw a pond full of turtles swimming with only their heads exposed in the water. My cute sister shouted excitedly. : "Wow ~ so many civilized terms! ! ! "I fainted from laughing on the spot... mm's face turned red immediately... 12. There was a chick in someone's signature file somewhere. On a certain day of a certain year, a certain girl posted: You **** is so cute^0^ 13. What happened in junior high school: A group of us were telling jokes after class. (There were men and women). Of course it was a very old joke: "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch..." Then he shut up and stopped talking. A girl asked: "What's down there?" "I said: "Down there? There is no more down there..." Everyone laughed, and a minute later, the same girl asked: "Why is there no more down there?" Me: "..." 14. Once we were discussing cooking in the dormitory, and a brother got GF Also. We said that nowadays young men generally know how to cook, but little girls generally don’t. The girl said: “I can cook chicken! "Everyone snickered. MM didn't know what she meant, but she said confidently: "I really know how to cook a chicken! ". Everyone couldn't help but rushed out of the door. MM chased her outside the door, stood in the corridor and shouted: "Am I the only one who knows how to make a chicken? "Everyone was shocked and ran away.

15. When I was an undergraduate student, before taking the computer internship class, the girl who was in charge of managing the computer room asked our teacher (male) to borrow a screwdriver to dismantle a machine (in another room). As a result, we were on the computer room. , she stood at the door of the computer room and shouted to my teacher: "Teacher! That thing of yours is really hard to use!!" Everyone turned around~~~ 17. Also, the school held a sports meeting, and the girls sat on the grass to watch. . At this time, a guy kindly borrowed a sun umbrella. A girl was overjoyed when she saw it: "Hurry up, stick it behind me, stick it behind me!!" Seeing GG's expression changed, he changed his words: "Hurry up and stick the sun umbrella behind me!!" Everyone was stunned... 18 .Once my girlfriend and I and two friends (a couple) drove to another place to play. The journey was very long. . . When I came back, my girlfriend and I sat in the back. Since I didn't sleep much the night before, I felt like snoring not long after we got on the road. I leaned against my girlfriend and snored for an hour, and I woke up feeling refreshed~! Unexpectedly, MM was also tired and said: "I have been slept with by you, now it is your turn to let me sleep." My friend in front of me immediately stopped the car, opened the door, stepped aside and laughed wildly. . . . ? I and I really don’t know what to say~~MM’s eyes were so big that she didn’t react~~! 19. One day, when I brought my new laptop to work, a beautiful colleague came over to admire the machine. After looking at the machine and then the computer bag, I suddenly told the second best joke in history: "Your civilized language is so soft!" Why is it the second best joke? Because while I was shocked and stunned, she told the most powerful joke in history: "Let me open it and see."! He immediately vomited several liters of blood and fell unconscious. 20. I recall a past incident. When I was in junior high school, a certain BT in my class asked an innocent little girl an H riddle. The riddle was "Wedding night - hit a historical celebrity", and the answer was "Charlie I". Of course the little girl couldn't guess it, so it was time for BT to laugh wildly and proudly announce the answer. Unexpectedly... the little girl chased after the BT and asked: "Why is it Charles I? Why? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand!" The BT was seriously injured. From then on, I was as afraid of the little girl as a snake and a scorpion, and I never dared to tell H stories in front of her again...