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1. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The boy with a hard bag on his back said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk in front of the restaurant 1 time."

If your life is in danger, you are calm. I know you are not afraid of death, but I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

3. When I went to the antique market in the morning, an elder sister mysteriously showed me a bronze ware wrapped in red cloth, saying that it was handed down by my ancestors and needed to be sold urgently with money ... I pointed to the same thing in the booth next door and asked: Elder sister, are you two from the same family? Elder sister smiled shyly: Sorry, the goods are copied. ...

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports, because I'm not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.

The book borrowed from the library a few days ago is missing. While rummaging, my mother came over and asked, what are you looking for? I didn't look up: looking for a book! My mother said, Why don't you go to Yiping? I haven't seen the TV series in deep rain, so I shouldn't understand it! )