1, women are for watching, men are for guessing.

I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

3. Why do you look at Russia in this way? You are a countryman and have never seen a 90-year-old handsome guy?

Grandpa Mao said that people who don't want to get married are hooligans.

5. Don't talk about feelings with your brother. Talking about feelings hurts money.

6. What can a face do if it is not for making money?

7. Live for the bar, die for the Internet cafe, and fight for the Internet cafe all your life.

8.━ ... Are you afraid of being taken away by the police uncle?

9, the greatness of life, die under the flowers!

10, according to geometric theorem, triangle is the most stable, so love triangle is also stable.

1 1 Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

12, I came quietly, just like I left quietly. Waving daggers, leaving no survivors.

13, my family was poor when I was a child. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

14. Why do you read my message? Do you like me? Or do you have a crush on me? Don't be too infatuated with me. I'm just a handsome guy. I can smile (cover everything up)

15, a cigarette that lights your heart and burns your yesterday.

16, with your wisdom, it is difficult to explain it clearly to you.

17, brother (sister) has no personality, so he won't sign.

18, share the most funny and lovely signature selection of 20 12.

19, fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

20. Objects are like peeing. When they get angry, they turn yellow.

2 1, I just swore that I would never log on to QQ again, and it thundered outside.

22, small thick legs with high heels, the trend of the new era.

23. Four laps may not be BMW, but ice cream.

24, but gold will always shine, you glass slag will only reflect light!

25, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, as long as you have money, anything will do.