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Funny moods about sleeping

1. I smile to the sky with my sword across my head, and then go to sleep after laughing.

2. Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; not touched?

3 , The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in late

4. When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff. , so he would twitch and wake up with a fright.

5. It would be nice if all the final exam papers were multiple-choice questions. 1. Save time. 2. You can have more time to sleep.

6. The death squad means not eating during the day, not sleeping at night, and dying in military training.

7. I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, and they are trying to steal the quilt from me.

8. When the bell rings, the elementary school students throw away their pencils and start making a fuss, the junior high school students throw away their textbooks and start flirting, and the high school students throw away their glasses and start sleeping.

9. Sleeping I like to close my eyes when sleeping

10. The teacher is teaching lessons above, but I sleep peacefully below

11. It is said that sudden shaking while sleeping is caused by the nervous system It finds that you suddenly fell asleep and thought you were dead, so it wants to try to see if you are dead...

12. Throw the pen, and go online if the head is on it, sleep if it is the back side, and do your homework when you stand up.

13. The child always kicks the quilt when sleeping. Fortunately, I found out in time and broke his leg, otherwise he would have caught a cold!

14. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

15. DM, when sleeping, he will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so he will twitch and wake up with a fright.

16. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman beats little monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh~~This is happiness

17. Many times, the so-called going to sleep is just changing from being online to being invisible...

18. Toss a coin: if it is heads, go online , go to bed when you are wrong, and go to do your homework when you stand up

19. Some people are like me, and occasionally they wake up suddenly when sleeping, as if they have fallen. It is said that such people are insecure children.

20. When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and the pink grandma who was shot will say that I have grown taller

21. Every time During the holidays, I didn’t get up in the morning, went online to eat, and yelled that I shouldn’t sleep at night

22. Do you like to hug the quilt when sleeping, or do you like to hold the quilt between your legs? It is said that these are insecure children. ,

23. When sleeping, there will be a feeling like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch.

24. School is about to start and I am ready to make all preparations. Sleeping Crazy

25. I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found something tugging at my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, trying to steal the quilt from me.

26. In school, I want to do two things. The first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

27. Are there any children like me who got angry with their parents about not sleeping, but ended up sneaking into bed in the middle of the night - -

28. I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to Also on the bed.

29. I go to the amusement park every night before going to bed.

30. The most interesting thing in class is: watching other people sleeping, and then having my head pound. . .

31. Children who like to hug the quilt or hold it between their legs when sleeping are said to be insecure children.

32. I have to have someone humming songs to coax me at night. Sleep

33. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I couldn't sleep I would call people and wake them up. I'll just go to sleep.

34. I hope that sleeping can make me smarter. . .

35. Is there anyone like me who occasionally wakes up suddenly when sleeping, as if he has fallen? It is said that such children are insecure children

36. They sleep in class, fight after class, and fail in exams.

37. When money stands up and speaks, all the truth goes to sleep

38. After watching Zhen Huan, I went to the bathroom to take a shower and get ready for bed. My husband finished washing his buttocks. He stood at the door of the toilet and said to me: My dear, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has just sent a tribute from the Western Regions

39. I set QQ auto-reply to "What?" when I went to bed at noon, and a classmate chatted with it. Noon

40. Chatting is valuable, but Internet charges are even higher.

If it is for sleep, both can be thrown away.

41. Sleeping is an art, don’t stop me from pursuing art,,,

42. The kind of person who wants to sleep in class The feeling of wanting to sleep but still staring at the blackboard with your eyelids open. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

43. A class: Xiao Ming was sleeping. The teacher found out and said: I am dying up there, but you are quite comfortable down there.

44. He dreamed that he could not distinguish between his dream and his reality to the point where he was sleeping and dreaming and when he woke up and lived in reality.

45. When the bell rings, primary school students will throw away their pencils and make a fuss. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks and flirt. High school students will take off their glasses to sleep. //

46. Feeling like falling asleep in class I planned to sleep after class but suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.

47. The teacher and the students in the front who are listening to the music should ask the students in the middle who are talking not to affect the students who are sleeping behind.

48. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up late with you?

49. They say that after taking cold medicine, you will want to sleep. I think I might I took the wrong dose because I feel so high now.

50. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

51. Eat more snacks and sleep less, and you will not be able to run away if you become a chinchilla.

52. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally.

53. Sleeping in class, making a fuss after class, and failing in exams!

54. I want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, I really want to sleep, so go to sleep.

55. I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

56. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I am confused about whether to drink water or go to the toilet first. When I wake up during the day, I am confused about whether to go out or continue to sleep.

57. The last person you think about before going to bed is the person who truly occupies your heart.

58. Sleep until you wake up naturally, and count money until your hands cramp.

59. Take off your mask and go to sleep. Dreams are shameless.

60. Every time I chat with you on my phone until late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

61. When I was a child, I would have random thoughts before turning off the lights before going to bed

62. When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, treat the school as your home; when going to bed in class, the teacher said, you When school is your home.

63. Sleeping death squad, eating vanguard.

64. The first thing I want to do when I wake up in the morning is sleep.

65. I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

66. Teacher, you said that I really want to sleep, you shouldn’t do that. Hypnotherapists are a waste

67. Sleeping is just like emotional matters, you can barely do it.

68. When I am in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to sleep.

69. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling on my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting more and more courageous, and they dare to snatch the quilt from me

70. I suddenly found that the first thing I do when I get up is to touch my mobile phone, and the last thing I do before going to bed is to put down my mobile phone.

71. [My brother was playing computer next to me while I was sleeping. I asked him if I had not talked in my sleep and he said no. He also added that you were on the phone just now... ]

72. If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep...!

73. Watermelon + air conditioner + sleep + computer + mobile phone + WIFI + cold drink + A person who loves me = a whole summer

74. If I say what I am going to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but then you find me posting on Weibo, that’s really It's not my excuse, it's just that I don't have any

75. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped around after class, and failed in exams.

76. When I meet the sleeping king in the class, his signature is: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals

77. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop it. It won’t stop me from pursuing art.

78. When I toss a coin, if it turns heads, I’ll go online. If it turns heads, I’ll go to bed. If I stand up, I’ll do my homework.

79. The kind of person who wants to sleep in class. The feeling of wanting to sleep but still staring at the blackboard with your eyelids open. Only those who have experienced it know the pain

80. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then my sleeping is none of your business!!! Funny sleep talk

1. Sleeping every day is so tiring.

2. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

3. Use limited time to get unlimited sleep.

4. Going to class can cure students’ insomnia.

5. You, Malgobi Tsio, suffer from insomnia every day.

6. Go to bed when you are tired and keep smiling when you wake up.

7. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death.

8. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

9. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

10. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

11. Insomnia is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am lovelorn.

12. I can have you lose sleep for me anytime.

13. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

14. Recently I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours.

15. I have insomnia, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

16. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

17. I smiled at the sky with my sword across my face, and then went to sleep after laughing.

18. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

19. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

20. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

21. I had insomnia. I picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

22. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough to eat and go to bed every day.

23. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

24. Every night when I can’t sleep, I wake up and miss you like a sleeping pill.

25. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

26. Now I have insomnia. You know how it feels. I know you do.

27. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

28. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long.

29. The mortal world is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

30. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

31. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

32. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

33. The old man fell asleep at the entrance of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

34. If you have been suffering from insomnia for so long, others may think you can’t think about it, but it turns out you drank too much tea.

35. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

36. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel that it is not fun, and I want to knock on your window while wearing a quilt.

37. Record the teacher’s lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never have insomnia again.

38. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely develop the good habit of getting up early, going to bed late, and eating on time.

39. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

40. I suffer from insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

41. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

42. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

43. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately."

44. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to sleep and take a long nap. If I sleep too much, I eat again and then sleep in. Funny Quotes About Sleeping Humorous Good Night Quotes

1. The world of mortals is the most ridiculous, and infatuation is the most boring. It is better to sleep at home.

2. I smiled straight up to the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to sleep..

3. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love sleeping, it’s because your mouth is so hypnotic effect! Shut your mouth, I'm not stupid. . .

4.: The death squad means: not eating during the day, not sleeping at night, and dying in military training.

5. Teacher: School is our second home.

Student: Then my sleeping is none of your business!!!

6. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over...

< p> 7.: Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, if it’s up, go do your homework

8. When sleeping, there will be a feeling like falling off a cliff. Then I would twitch.

9. I had insomnia, so I picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

10. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

11. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I have to go to bed early at night

12. No matter how black it is, you are beautiful; life is sad, but you are not tired; if the difficulties are doubled, there are It doesn't matter to you; I can sleep peacefully just because you are by my side. On Beloved Wife Day, I wish our love will be the most beautiful in our lives.

13. The baby is starving to death but the baby doesn’t want to get up

14.: At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

15.: Some people are like me. Occasionally, they wake up suddenly when sleeping, as if they have fallen. It is said that such people are insecure children.

16.: When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch and wake up with a fright.

17. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

18. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to go to bed and take a long nap. If I lie in and sleep too much, I eat again and then sleep in.

19. I don’t allow the person I love to think about other people instead of me before going to bed every night!

20. I was sleeping just now when I suddenly noticed someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder.

21.: I smile to the sky with my sword across my head, and then go to sleep after laughing.

22. I have to be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I yell when I eat, and I don’t sleep at night. Is it okay?

23. Why do you need to wait so long before you are alive? Sleep, and you will sleep forever after death.

24.: Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; not touched?

25. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

26. People who say good night and go to bed are often still croaking half an hour later.

27. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

28. - When I feel unhappy, I eat hard and eat. When I feel good, I go to bed. . .

29. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough to eat and go to bed every day.

30. My daughter acted cheating when she was four years old, but my wife didn’t spoil her, so I finally slept in on the weekends. Background~ The couple had a quarrel in the living room, but the daughter didn’t take advantage, so she ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up quickly and take care of your wife, she is beating your children!

31. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and winter is March when I can’t wake up.

32. - What I hate most is being woken up while sleeping, what I hate most is being able to sleep but not being able to sleep, what I hate most is being able to sleep but not being able to sleep

33. Watermelon + air conditioner + sleep + computer + Mobile +]

45. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge I have encountered

46. The pinyin for sleep is shuimian, and the pinyin for insomnia is shimian. I can’t sleep at night because of tossing and turning. One u is missing.

47. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to tell her, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately"

48. It took 26 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory failed to get up this time and are trying again.

49. I took sleeping pills last night and I’m still so sleepy today. What’s going on? I didn't feel sleepy at all at night. Very sleepy during the day. I don’t think about it anymore; I don’t ask anymore; I don’t read anymore; why am I still so tired!

50. Happy days: eating and sleeping.

51. [My brother was playing on the computer next to me while I was sleeping. I asked him if I was talking in my sleep and he said no. He also added that you were on the phone just now... ]

52. When can I have you insomnia for me?

53. Lately, I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours

54. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up overnight. It was high, but I found out that my quilt was stuck horizontally

55.: Every time during the holidays, I would not get up in the morning, go online to eat, and shout that I should not sleep at night

56. Every day I have insomnia at night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

57. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and feel like I’m dead at night.

58. When I went to bed at noon, I set the QQ auto-reply to "What next?", and a classmate chatted with it all afternoon.

59. I cook, I sweep the floor, I want to be your daddy. I eat, I sleep, I want to be your baby.

60.: Many times, the so-called going to bed is just changing from online to invisible...

61. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I couldn't sleep I would call people and wake them up. I'll just go to sleep.

62. If you are sick and don’t want to get up, you would rather not eat than ask someone to bring you food. This is the character of Zhu Gusheng.

63.: When the bell rings, the primary school students throw away their pencils and start making a fuss. , junior high school students throw away their textbooks and flirt, and high school students throw away their glasses and start falling asleep.

64. [While sleeping, there will suddenly be a feeling like falling off a cliff, and then there will be convulsions. *]

65. Every time I chat with you on my cell phone until very late, I don’t know when I will go to bed.

66. I wake up halfway through my sleep and feel it’s not fun, and I want to knock on your window with my quilt on my back.

67. 8. Treat yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys, sorrows and joys. Only by treating yourself as someone else can you not be ecstatic in the face of happy events and sad in the face of hardships. Life in this world will also involve matters of fame and wealth, and only by treating yourself as someone else can you not be burdened by fame, moved by profit, trapped by officialdom, or troubled by love.

68. Now I have insomnia. You know how it feels, and I know you do.

69.: I was sleeping just now, and suddenly I found someone pulling on my quilt. I kicked him. He kicked her out of bed. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder.

70. I smile to the sky with my sword across my face, and then go to sleep after laughing.

71.: The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too much at night. The Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in late.

72. I came to my room early in the morning. He shouted: There is a girl outside looking for me! So I immediately put on my clothes...the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became! This is the latest version of waking people up!

73. If you think of you while you are sleeping, you will smile!

74. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

75. I’m hungry. But I don’t want to get up. I obviously cooked wontons at home. But I just don’t want to get up. Very hungry. Don't want to get up. I have cat cakes. Let me struggle for a while longer

76. The slogans say: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

77. Getting up is painful to breathe, it is struggling in every cell of my body, being woken up is painful, and the alarm clock is ringing. It will hurt if you don't get up, and it will hurt even more if you get up. It hurts the most if you don't want to get up and you have to get up.

78. A class: Xiao Ming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said: I am dying up there, but you are quite comfortable down there.

79. When the bell rings, primary school students will throw away their pencils and make fun. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks to flirt. High school students will take off their glasses to sleep. //

80. I have insomnia. , my whole world is sleeping peacefully.

81. He dreamed that he could not distinguish between his dream and his reality to the point where he was sleeping and dreaming and when he woke up and lived in reality.

82.: School is about to start and I am ready to do everything I can to sleep crazy

83. From pajamas to school uniforms and pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to The courses are fully booked, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

84.: DM: When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so I will twitch and wake up with a fright.

85. It’s time to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a shower. . . . .

86. I don’t want to get up, I want to sleep until the sea is dry.

87. There are always 360 days every year when you don’t want to grow up; there are always 30 days every month when you don’t want to go to work; there are always 7 days every week when you don’t want to get out of bed

88. Next to every alarm clock, there is a lazy person who doesn’t want to get up

89. Ever since I set the alarm clock to worry, I have been rolling and crawling out of bed every day

90. Life It’s like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

91. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn’t get up in the morning, I surfed the Internet when I got up, I was yelled at when I was eating, and I didn’t sleep at night.

92. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every twelve hours

93.: When sleeping, I will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, and I will twitch. The grandma who is a fan of guns said she is taller

94.: Are there any children like me who got angry with their parents and refused to sleep, but ended up sneaking into bed in the middle of the night - -

95. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "I've been SM a lot lately" 96. Taking a bath really depends on perseverance. Doing laundry relies on endurance, and getting out of bed relies on explosive power.

97. After the Beginning of Winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt. It’s time again to rely on perseverance to get up and courage to take a shower...

98. What I hate the most is being woken up by others, the most annoying thing is to be woken up by someone, the most annoying thing is to want to sleep but can’t fall asleep, the most annoying thing is to be able to sleep but can’t fall asleep.

99.: I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed too.

100. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long. Funny stories about sleeping

1. When you can’t read anymore, take out the mirror and say silently: You’ve grown up like this and you still don’t study well.

2. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

3. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

4. I can’t keep up with the times. Others say you meet love around the corner, but I’m afraid of a car accident around the corner.

5. I don’t want to die. To put it nicely, it means cherishing life, but to say it worse, it means being greedy for life and afraid of death.

6. When the relationship is weak, don’t you put salt in it?

7. I like to see you looking down on me and unable to kill me.

8. In fact, I am not fat, I am just swollen by life.

9. I have no intention of being different, but how can I have outstanding taste!

10. Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes. To be honest, I just like wearing my brothers’ clothes.

11. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be alcohol? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

12. Master, give up on this idea. The poor monk loves the Taoist priest.

13. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

14. Master, when you put on this cassock, you will become my disciple.

15. If I die one day, I will engrave "Playing Mahjong, Three Missing One" on my tombstone.

16. I finally understand why military training requires turning left and right, because it allows for even sun exposure.

17. Summer vacation and I were holding hands, but there was a dog called homework in the middle.

18. Since ancient times, no one has died, it is you who will die and I will not die.

19. Tang Seng is so awesome, he was caught in every episode.

20. The most annoying thing in the world is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of people playing cotton to you.

21. You and Me, an inspirational and nonsensical comedy drama about friendship and best friends.

22. It’s the same as cultivating the Tao. The difference is that you are cultivating the righteous path, while I am cultivating the path of spectatorship.

23. There are always a few crazy women who are friends I can’t abandon.

24. The small earth is very safe and does not need Superman.

25. If I can’t cure your heart disease, my veterinary certificate will be regarded as a white collar.

26. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

27. In a word, if you want to succeed, you must first be crazy and simple-minded and rush forward!

28. You don’t need a girl, and I don’t need a boy.

29. Today is my birthday, an international great man. Comrades, don’t be infatuated with me. I won’t refuse any birthday gifts, haha!

30. When the left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, and when the right eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom.

31. Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

32. Many people in school dress so dangerously, but look so safe!

33. A person who is not nice, has a bad mouth, and has no money.

34. Whenever the hero and heroine of an idol drama break up, it will rain heavily outside.

35. I am losing weight. I am neither dieting nor exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

36. I like to lie down and read books, I like to lie down and watch TV, I like to play with my mobile phone sideways, I am so willful.

37. The real show-off dares to face the thin skin.

38. I spent the whole night last night having a long conversation with the mosquito, treating it with courtesy, touching it with affection, and influencing it to become a vegetarian!

39. Bragging without drafting, thinking without thinking.

40. Always walk by the river! There are no shoes that don’t get wet! Always crawl on the edge of love! It will inevitably slip!

41. The wild flowers on the roadside are also amazing!

42. It’s not that I didn’t get the chance to get another bottle of iced black tea.

43. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, and they always think ghosts and gods don’t know when they do bad things. We make it too difficult for ghosts.

44. I live in a thatched house next to a rich man and drive a Phoenix brand bicycle. What I drank was the clear spring water next to Longhu Mountain. Don't be obsessed with me, I already have a wife.

45. Stop being funny, you will almost die from your laughter.

46. No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream.

47. My character is good and my parents have no worries.

48. Don’t think that you are a carrot, the rabbit needs you. Maybe the rabbit now drinks carotene.

49. Your love for me is as powerful as a tractor climbing a hillside.

50. Show off your wealth with a small penis, but it takes three years to be hard.