Everything is fine with the rich, and everything is fine with the lover.
3. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!
Mother in the country says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. I said that few people in the city know each other.
5, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or * * not to retain.
6. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it's true, I'm willing to meet you for ten thousand times. It's easy for me to recall my last life.
7. You were happy and worried about your heart, and you were sad and infatuated. You dare not change your mind. Don't doubt. I took great pains to write it. I am most afraid that you are unintentional.
8. I remember your smile when I get up, I smell you when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet!
9. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.
10, I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!
1 1, I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.
12, what? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or do I propose to you ... don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?
13, beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don't know how to express it. I tossed and turned, thought about it, and finally thought of a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Are you in love?
14, wife's wife as soon as she falls in love. How many people are responsible?
15, don't blame it when you receive it. Anyone who is too timid to confess, choose a season to love you. You have to love me if you run too fast.
16, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Was taken away by * *!
17, the first-class smoker Greater China has his own ideas. People who smoke second class can't estimate three or five wives. Third-class smokers are on their own. No one knows that fourth-class smokers are exhausted by cigarettes.
18, there is a crescent moon hanging in the dark night sky, which is spent with nothing. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Since we care about each other, let's get married!
19, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?
20, male and female, clean ears; Women have no men, and their homes are clean.
2 1. In a previous life, you were the landlord and I was your husband. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is doomed to want you to accompany me all my life to repay me!
22. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you.
23. To marry into a "rich family", you must know how to manage money; If you marry into a poor family, you must know how to make money.
There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.
25, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
26. You know, I hate you because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, which will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!
27. I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!
28. Wanted girlfriend: I have the same personality as you, look like you, look like you, be as cute as you, and make me feel exactly like you!
29, your vines, my saplings, lingering around; You fly sand, I walk stone, the sky flutters; Your remote control and my TV set are wonderful again and again, dear, if we help each other, our life will be better.
30. I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you won't have worries about your life-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that I don't worry about eating and drinking.
3 1, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.
32. Getting married was a playboy at first, but getting divorced later was a mistake.
33. Make me love you unless the fig blossoms.
34. The so-called "love" means wasting feelings after love.
Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days fishing for the moon, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!
36, you are my woman, I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.
37. Before marriage, love is a myth; After marriage, love is a joke.
38. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.
39. Listen, it's all because of you. You always compare women to water. Water resources are scarce now.
40. Little sister loves her brother, and it is better to meet in a different place than in her hometown. My brother's heart is the same as my sister's, and I will never sympathize with you. We are tied to each other, and * * * is going to marry a mandarin duck.
4 1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.
42. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.
43. If I had a million dollars, I would take you there. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!
44, flat, no temper, sage also; Have a level, a temper, and a sage; No level, no temper, mediocrity; No level, no temper, bad guy.
45. Your exile has passed, so you can't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle care is allowed, and no willfulness is allowed; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.
46. Think of me when you are lonely and come to see me when you miss me. When you see me, pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.
47. It is said that men become bad when they have money; What about women? If it is broken, it will be rich!
48. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?
49. A good marriage gives you a good experience, a bad marriage gives you a bad experience, and a bad marriage gives you a pair of children and bills.
50. When a man foresees a woman, he will get lost; When a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.
5 1, nice to meet you just now. I didn't realize you were a playboy. I am so cruel after cheating. I have a crush on you. I'm worried that I can't see you. I'm so sad that I can't keep you.
52. Whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are acting a tragedy.
Love you is bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast, so don't wait for you too long.
54. The lips proposed to the tongue, and the tongue looked disdainful: you are a gun, I am a sword, and I can't fight you every day.
55. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.
56. Getting married means that you have been able to be independent; If you want a divorce, your children can be independent.
57. I hope all the women in the world will become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!
58. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
59. Wife, wife, me? Please marry me today.
60. When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; After I got married, I often wondered if I had done evil in my last life.
6 1, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.
62. Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you in the early morning and during the day, but in the afternoon, I will become crazy, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you.
63. Life is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
64. The hope of life is marriage, and the only hope after marriage is divorce.
65. Last night, I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea!
Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and send you to work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.
67. You are a cigarette, I am a tobacco leaf, you are a flower, I am a flower, you are hair, and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never part!
68. Love is wrong, not love is wrong, love and not love are wrong, so I will add more mistakes.
69. You learn from me and make trouble; You take a shower, I peek; You sleep with me; You have the baby, I cook.
70. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so it always goes hungry.
7 1, do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.
72. I find you more and more beautiful. It turns out that our ancestors have long said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The ancestors also said: there are heroes in the eyes of scholars, and the hero in your eyes refers to me.
73. Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.
74. Professor of Physics: Kissing is the contraction of the mouth caused by the expansion of the heart.
75. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
76. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you
77. When God saw people thirsty, he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.
78. I still remember my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love early. It turns out! That's because only waiting for your appearance can my true love be staged.
M: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.
80. Sister, sister, you are so beautiful. You are the first gentle and beautiful person. I really want to say I love you, but there has never been a good time. Can I ask you out on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.
8 1, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
82. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.
83. Looking for you in the southeast and northwest, I will follow you, love you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and hold you tight.
84. Men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.
85. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
86. I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming little flower on your only road.
87. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me.
88. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh? Dear, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!
89. If X stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But it happened that X didn't stipulate it. Then forget it!
90. Come on! In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.
9 1, are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too!
92. Dancing is too tiring and singing is expensive. It's better to get together with classmates, miss the taste of campus, avoid being single and heartbroken, give back to each other and make a few pairs!
93. After a farewell, I missed you in two places. However, after three or four minutes, who knows that five or six hours of seven hearts and eight minds are like carrying water, and it is impossible for the eight-character script to be passed down. 1999 Long life, Shiliting loves you!
94. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be an affair, and if it is not handled well, there will be an affair.
95. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!
96. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, hugging you is soft, loving you is sweet, and thinking of you is bitter!
97. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are using stealth instead of online!
98. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am a TV university student, you can call me doctor. If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?
99. My heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.
100, it was unplugged before flirting.
10 1. The child in the back seat will have an accident, and the child will be born in the back seat.
102, Hongtian is a watermelon, a smooth tongue is a cucurbitaceae, and a quack is a frog. Anyone who reads the information is a fool.
Honey, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is acacia!
104, Question: Why has pangolin been digging? Answer: Looking for Kawasaki.
105, an unmarried woman lamented: Why do good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.
106, the only knife method that women should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.
107, boy, you are my sister's man. Come and hang a card with me today!
108, shall we have a baby?
109, I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you so much, 90% of me should like you, and I'm sure I love you.
1 10 I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my attachment to you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you.
1 1 1. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.