Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.
There will be no pie in the sky because we don't believe it.
Tell me your home address, and I want to change it into a public toilet.
Although I have no brains, I am actually unhappy.
6. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.
7. Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent.
8. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
9. Judging from your appearance, you can make a horror movie without makeup.
10. Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't rely on people who don't love, no matter how lonely they are.
1 1. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean I'm hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.
12. I've been much better since I got mental illness!
13. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...
14. Exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!
15. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
16. There is absolutely no feeling after drinking a catty of white wine, because you died after drinking half a catty.
17. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
18. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.
19. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.
20. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!