1. All bad emotions come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner, and lack of money.

2. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

3. It’s not that we don’t want to start school, we just don’t want to go to class.

4. After school started, there was another battle between seniors chasing juniors, juniors hooking on seniors, juniors chasing seniors, and seniors hating juniors.

5. Don’t leave during the summer vacation. I’ll treat you to Xuanmai.

6. Let me tell you a piece of news that is absolutely tragic, inhumane, dark, shocking, ghosts and gods, unprecedented and unparalleled: School is starting!

7. I guess some people will habitually go to the wrong class in the first week after school starts. This is not called wanderlust, but sad.

8. School is about to start, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

9. It is not good for children to cough all the time. Most of them are pretending not to want to go to school. A good beating will be enough.

10. I was cursed with a cold and fever as soon as school started.

11. Let me tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

12. When school started and I saw my future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law coming to register, I could only say hello, aunt.

13. Soon we will go back to the life of sleeping in class, jumping around after class, and failing in exams.

14. Children who do not want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

15. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

16. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

17. I hope that when school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come, and you really don’t have to bring any homework.

18. I hope that when I start school, I will only have questions and scores in my eyes, and dreams and you in my heart.

19. You know, even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. What a painful realization!

20. The annual disaster blockbuster "School" is about to be released, and countless students will star in it with tears in their eyes.

21. School opening notice: Your school is rebuilt in another location and you are forced to delay the school opening. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school is on holiday for a year.

22. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is really insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?

23. You have to know that even if heavy rain floods the city, we have to go back to school on time when school starts.

24. I want to be a cold person at the beginning of school. People who know me, please don’t expose me.

25. Where has the time gone? I haven’t finished my homework yet, and school is about to start.

26. You don’t have to go to school next semester, the school was bombed by me!

27. The summer vacation is over, it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation!

28. I hope to have a handsome deskmate when school starts. Many girls will send him love letters and lots of snacks, but he will throw them to me with a look of disgust.

29. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

30. The clothes you wear at the beginning of school look like you’re going on a blind date, but your expression looks like you’re attending a funeral.

31. Generally, a few nights before school starts, almost thousands of houses are lit up!

32. Please pay attention to the first person who greets you on the first day of school.

33. Don’t talk to me about the start of school, it will hurt your feelings.

34. I heard that homework goes better with a desk lamp at night before school starts.

35. It will be September soon. Once I enter school, I will have no free meals, three meals, no food, and my limbs will be weak for five days.

36. You know, even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

37. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

38. School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb me from doing my homework, I will play with you.

39. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

40. It will be August before you know it. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start!

41. The start of school is approaching step by step, and I can hardly control my evil spirits.

42. The doctor said that I suffer from school phobia and that delaying the start of school may slow down the condition.

43. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting their schedule, but I am really jet lagged.

44. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

45. When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!

46. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

47. Doctor, I can’t sleep recently, I’m in a bad mood, and I can’t eat. What’s wrong with me? Doctor: How old are you this year? Me: 13 years old.

The doctor said: You are about to start school!

48. You are a child who is calm at all times. You haven’t done your homework after such a long vacation. You still have a few days to go to school, but you still calmly surf the Internet. Small setbacks will not affect your mood. Confidence is in your heart, and you are in my eyes. Remember, the angels are with you and you are still beautiful.