1. Even if there are thousands of words, they can't be compared to the mistress's words of "I love you".

2. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.

3. I really want to know: whose name I will call out when I am drunk.

4. I love doing laundry, washing dishes, and cooking. I definitely want to be in the kitchen.

5. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone.

6. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

7. Do you want to make one mistake and regret it forever? The opportunity has come.

8. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain yourself if you’re ambiguous with anyone.

9. Red Wolf decided not to have children because you have to like me alone.

10. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

11. Columbus: In the field of love, I have discovered a new continent!

12. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

13. Everyone who doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person living in his heart!

14. Marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to get in because the people in the city are very playful.

15. The man goes on a blind date to see his face, and the woman goes on a blind date to see the house. The success or failure depends on the mother of both parties.

16. Men don’t like marriage to be like a maze, but prefer marriage to be like a harem.

17. Let’s break up. I don’t want to be your girlfriend, I want to be your bride.

18. Give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!

19. Before marriage, find someone to talk to when you have nothing to say; after marriage, don’t say anything if you have anything to say.

20. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don’t fiddle with it, your heart will darken in a while.

21. A grown man knows how to "behave"; a good man can "behave like a bull".

22. If you look at an item for more than 5 seconds, I will buy it immediately!

23. You clean the house for me, and I will clean the world for you!

24. OK! Don't just care about your lover and not your home, take the time to go home and see your parents.

25. The wife is boring, the lover is too tired, and the lady is too expensive.

26. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother!

27. When you are in love, you talk about love; after you get married, you tell lies again and again.

28. I can’t afford to lose the bet on love, so I have to use my mistress as a bargaining chip.

29. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others.

30. It would be better to make money, preferably more than me, and it would be easier if you don’t need me to support you.

31. Under normal circumstances, I am thinking of you, and under normal circumstances, I am suffering!

32. The only liar in the world is sincere: because he sincerely lied to you!

33. Professor of Zoology: Kissing is the exchange of salivary bacteria between male and female.

34. You go back to cook first. I have to wait for a while before going back.

35. Sorry, I can’t look the way you want.

36. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

37. When it comes to feelings, your head hurts. A big investment is a waste of life.

38. Forgetting someone is actually quite simple: don’t meet him, don’t be mean to him.

39. Men should be like black and white TV, not to look good, but to have content.

40. When you speak ill of me, can you: don’t add fuel and vinegar, thinking it’s a stir-fry!

41. A good woman feeds a bad man’s appetite; a bad woman whets a man’s appetite.

42. When I love you, you are a beauty; when I hate you, you are a zombie!

43. She is already a widow, and I cannot let her remain a widow.

44. They all say that I am incurable, and they have never seen you.

45. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

46. The red wolf dominates every detail of life, almost suffocating the gray wolf to death.

47. Little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with me.

48. The emperor calls himself a widow, and the three thousand beauties in his harem should be called widows.

49. Rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will eventually get married.

50. Even if you are not handsome or not, you are still the prince in my heart!

51. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you!

52. People say that we are a couple. Do you admit it?

53. Don’t expect me to look back, because my neck is twisted.

54. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

55. Last night, I told you I love you on a donkey.

56. There used to be a person who didn’t love me, and then he died.

57. If one day your sister becomes really crazy, please tell others that you will live like a lady.

58. The so-called love is a waste of feelings after loving.

59. Love is like a man cooking. Either he forgets to add salt, or he adds salt several times.

60. I am not a good person, but I will try my best to be a good person!

61. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later!

62. You already look like this. If you don’t marry me, I’m really sorry for your face.

63. Every time I think of you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and it becomes the Sahara from then on.

64. You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I will make a reservation first.

65. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

66. Before marriage, the man spoke quietly to her; after marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

67. Before marriage, a man is like a messenger; after marriage, a man is like a commander.

68. When my hair turns gray and my teeth fall out, can I hold hands with you and watch the sunset?

69. You love dressing up, but my appreciation of beauty is unparalleled.

70. Boss, weigh two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dog.

71. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

72. Watching you eat ice cream and taking the opportunity to kiss you when it gets on your mouth.

73. Being authentic every day is actually more charming, and simplicity is actually intoxicating to my heart!

74. If you fall in love in college, you will regret it for four years; if you don’t fall in love in college, you will regret it for the rest of your life!

75. Being held by your hand, I slowly follow you. Looking back after a thousand years, you still hold my hand.

76. In fact, what do you think, fifty years from now, we will look at the stars together?

77. You said that no matter how lively it is, there will eventually be separation, so I have spent my whole life watching it with you.

78. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and execute it in my heart.

79. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

80. I love you so much that my heart is so tired, I miss you so much that my heart is intoxicated, and it feels boring if I don’t see you for a day.

81. When men and women are matched, work is not tiring. Do you know what the job is?

82. Sometimes, I ignore you because I want you to pay attention to my existence.

83. Although I am naturally timid, my dear, I will be extremely cowardly when I see you.

84. Men call Sister Furong hypocritical, and women call Sister Furong jealous.

85. Before marriage, get closer; after marriage, stay away.

86. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

87. After eating FamilyMart, we become a family.

88. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

89. Most men before marriage are very humorous. Most men after marriage are silent.

90. Brothers are like siblings, and husband and wife are like clothes! The limbs can be broken, but the clothes cannot be changed.

91. The only difference between women and terrorists is that terrorists can negotiate.

92. How can I let others bully someone who I can’t bear to bully?

93. Red Wolf’s scolding and fist-fighting behavior hurt Gray Wolf’s self-esteem. 2021 Shocking Love Quotations

1. If my sister becomes really crazy one day, please tell others that I will be a lady.

2. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others.

3. When I love you, you are a beauty; when I hate you, you are a zombie!

4. Although I am naturally timid, my dear, I will be extremely cowardly when I see you.

5. You said that no matter how lively it is, there will eventually be separation, so I have spent my whole life watching it with you.

6. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

7. Before marriage, find someone to talk to when you have nothing to say; after marriage, don’t say anything if you have anything to say.

8. The wife is boring, the lover is too tired, and the lady is too expensive.

9. The so-called love is a waste of feelings after loving.

10. Don’t expect me to look back, because my neck is twisted.

11. Men before marriage are mostly humorous. Most men after marriage are silent.

12. Give me a small part of your heart and take all of me!

13. I can’t afford to lose the bet on love, so I have to use my mistress as a bargaining chip.

14. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

15. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don’t fiddle with it, your heart will become dark after a while.

16. I really want to know: whose name I will call out when I am drunk.

17. The man goes on a blind date to see his face, and the woman goes on a blind date to see the house. The success or failure depends on the mother of both parties.

18. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.

19. Under normal circumstances, I am thinking of you, and under normal circumstances, I am suffering!

20. In fact, what do you think, fifty years from now, we will look at the stars together?

21. She is already a widow, and I cannot let her remain a widow.

22. Red Wolf decided not to have children because you have to like me alone.

23. Sometimes, I ignore you because I want you to pay attention to my existence.

24. OK! Don't just care about your lover and not your home, take the time to go home and see your parents.

25. You love dressing up, but my appreciation of beauty is unparalleled.

26. People say that we are a couple. Do you admit it?

27. It would be better to make money, preferably more than me, and it would be easier if you don’t need me to support you.

28. If you fall in love in college, you will regret it for four years; if you don’t fall in love in college, you will regret it for the rest of your life!

29. Let’s break up. I don’t want to be your girlfriend, I want to be your bride.

30. I love doing laundry, washing dishes, and cooking. I definitely want to be in the kitchen.

31. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and execute it in my heart.

32. If you look at an item for more than 5 seconds, I will buy it immediately!

33. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you!

34. Every time I think of you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and it becomes the Sahara from then on.

35. I love you so much that my heart is so tired, I miss you so much that my heart is intoxicated, and it feels boring if I don’t see you for a day.

36. There used to be a person who didn’t love me, and then he died.

37. Men call Sister Furong hypocritical, and women call Sister Furong jealous.

38. Little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with me.

39. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

40. Men should be like black and white TV, not to look good, but to have content.

41. Before marriage, get closer; after marriage, stay away.

42. Everyone who doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person living in his heart!

43. Forgetting someone is actually quite simple: don’t meet him, don’t be mean to him.

44. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later!

45. Last night, I told you I love you on a donkey.

46. The only difference between women and terrorists is that terrorists can negotiate.

47. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother!

48. Boss, weigh two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dog.

49. When men and women are matched, work is not tiring. Do you know what the job is?

50. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

51. Red Wolf’s scolding and fist-fighting behavior hurt Gray Wolf’s self-esteem.

52. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

53. When you speak ill of me, can you: Don’t add fuel and vinegar, thinking it’s a stir-fry!

54. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

55. Rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will eventually get married.

56. Even if you are not handsome or handsome, you are still the prince in my heart!

57. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

58. After eating FamilyMart, we become a family.

59. You already look like this. If you don’t marry me, I’m really sorry for your face.

60. Even if there are thousands of words, they can’t be compared to the mistress’s words of “I love you.”

61. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

62. When you are in love, you talk about love; after you get married, you tell lies again and again.

63. The red wolf dominates every detail of life, almost suffocating the gray wolf to death.

64. Falling in love is like a man cooking. Either he forgets to add salt, or he adds salt several times.

65. Professor of Zoology: Kissing is the exchange of salivary bacteria between male and female.

66. Sorry, I can’t look the way you want.

67. You clean the house for me, and I will clean the world for you!

68. I am not a good person, but I will try my best to be a good person!

69. A grown-up man knows how to act like a bull and a horse; a good man knows how to act like a bull and a horse.

70. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain yourself to anyone you’re ambiguous with.

71. How can I let others bully someone who I can’t bear to bully?

72. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

73. Love is like ice cream, no matter how you avoid it, it will eventually melt.

74. Watching you eat ice cream and taking the opportunity to kiss you when it gets on your mouth.

75. Men don’t like marriage to be like a maze, but prefer marriage to be like a harem.

76. Before marriage, the man spoke quietly to her; after marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

77. Before marriage, a man is like a messenger; after marriage, a man is like a commander.

78. Do you want to make one mistake and regret it forever? The opportunity has come.

79. Marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to get in because the people in the city are very good at playing.

80. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

81. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone.

82. The only liar in the world is sincere: because he sincerely lied to you!

83. Columbus: In the field of love, I have discovered a new continent! 2019 Shocking Quotations

2019 Shocking Quotations

1. Every time I face delicious food, I warn myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

2. If the hair shape is not firm, love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright and the target cannot be found.

3. If one day, I cannot get married, please bury me in If You Are the One.

4. There is a power outage. Quickly turn on the flashlight and continue playing on the computer.

5. I miss you so much that I can’t even eat. It’s so disgusting!

6. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

7. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

8. Mr. Zhang, if you press CTRL+C on your home computer and then press CTRL+V on your company computer, it will definitely not work. Not even the same article. No, no, no matter how expensive a computer is.

9. If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

10. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

11. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is never a good driver.

12. Push yourself and push others.

13. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But bro, you made me do this.

14. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

15. I overturned the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

16. What the old man sang was not a song, but loneliness.

17. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.

18. Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

19. Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

20. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

21. Gender: Male, Hobbies: Female.

22. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

23. No matter how beautiful it is, it cannot withstand forgetfulness, and no matter how sad it is, it cannot withstand time.

24. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

25. Low-key is the opposite of high-key, and high-key is a precursor to being flattened.

26. White horse, where did you die? Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

27. When will the bright moon come? I asked the blue sky for wine and said: Fuck you, I’m so busy, I don’t have time to care about you, just watch the weather forecast!

28. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me!

29. You are the national football team! Your dad is a national football player! Your whole family and your ancestors are all national football players!

30. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, everything is not love.

31. In ancient times, we didn’t send text messages or chat online, we didn’t cross oceans, and we didn’t get stuck on the road. If I missed you, I would climb over two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

32. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will be smiling.

33. People who like to flatter are ultimately doing it to ride horses.

34. The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning!

35. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

36. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

37. Live in a coward, live in a cowardly way, and live in a cowardly state.

38. If you want him to forget you from now on, then go to him as you always are; and if you want him to never forget you from now on, then go to him with a subversive face. meet him.

39. Give you a bouquet of roses to find a beautiful bride this year; give you a bouquet of lilies to give birth to a fat baby next year; give you a bouquet of violets to make your wife considerate and considerate of the family; and give you a bouquet of hibiscus. Flowers, mother-in-law likes to return the money.

40. The reason why first love is beautiful is that it tells us that there will be more next love.

41. When I was a child, my family was poor. I couldn't afford a bicycle, so I had to take a taxi to school every day.

42. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

43. Every time QQ makes a coughing sound, I thought it was a handsome guy who added me as a friend, but I didn’t expect that he was kicked out by the group leader.

44. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste.

45. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

46. If you are fat, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise you will be like QQ.

47. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

48. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

49. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

50. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

51. If you pour cold water on me, I will boil it and pour it back on you. If you don’t believe it, just wait and see.

52. What’s so awesome about you? Saying it makes me happy.

53. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

54. I miss you all the time, I let you down easily, I become a stranger without knowing it.

55. Looking back suddenly, there was no one to chat with.

56. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury you!

57. What is cruelty? For a man, I would break three of his legs; for a male dog, I would break five of his legs.

58. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

59. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

60. If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.

61. I am destined to be a widow in this life.

62. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, another woman will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

63. Please stop shaking your head. It's all water, bang bang bang.

64. During the exam in the evening self-study, I took out my mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light, and it turned on for me.

65. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it!

66. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but when they are together, they won’t feel embarrassed even if they don’t talk.

67. Why do you look like this? Are you dissatisfied with this world?

68. Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure? I just like your sense of humor.

69. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple.

70. Love is a very strong word. Its upper part is taken from the state of metamorphosis, and its lower half is taken from the state of metamorphosis.

71. It only takes one minute to meet someone, one hour to like someone, one day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

72. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it.

73. I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

74. The son I raise will definitely be like me, extremely smart. Once taught, he will master, he will become proficient in it, and he will forget it once he masters it.

75. My name on my girlfriend’s mobile phone is him. After we broke up, I became it.

76. I once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

77. When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chickens and dogs will jump.

As soon as you stand, the stench fills the air, and as soon as you take a look, the world is shaken. You sweat and the lice suffer. If you don't dress up, you're uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

78. When I went to a temple, the eminent monk who had attained enlightenment said: Donate some money, any amount of three hundred or five hundred will do. He replied: I really didn’t bring that much money, I’ll do it next time. The eminent monk replied: You can swipe your card.

79. You are a South Korean, and your whole family is South Korean!

80. Baotu Spring, the whole Baotu Spring, has three springs as thick as a pot of boiling water, gurgling gurgling.

81. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m HELLOKITTY!

82. The person who overdrafted 900,000 yuan on the phone bill will be sentenced to life, and the person who killed someone will be sentenced to 3 years; the person who maliciously withdraws 170,000 from an ATM will be sentenced to life, and the person who embezzled tens of millions will be sentenced to 10 years.

83. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

84. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

85. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

86. Please don’t use my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

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20xx's shocking personality signature

1. As long as Li Bai doesn't hurt your hands, how can there be a love that doesn't break up

2 , I am not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I am afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits

3. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you should cry

4. The school does not want it We are in love but they want us to wear couple clothes

5. High school beauties are very innocent, but they have long hair on their legs

6. I am relieved to see you, not that I care about you! I’m rest assured that you don’t have to go out to scare people

7. Knowing you, I know what a pit is. It’s not that your face is full of pits, it’s that there is a pit under your feet

8. Little me, use The secular perspective sees through everything

9. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find

10. You have your hope, I have my persistence, Don't use your hopes to change my sister's persistence

11. I can spoil you, or I can change you

12. Even if you are not as good as others, your mentality must be correct That's right

13. I love you hopelessly. One-third of the day I spend with you, my warm bed

14. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; when life comes to drama, I always get into trouble

15. I pray to God to make me prosperous, but God makes me always gain weight

16. When my brain is not clear, brother Always looking for where the donkey is

17. I’m sorry for making you laugh

18. It’s the candy that tempts me, not that I want to eat it

19. I’m curious why it doesn’t bleed if I crush an ant to death

20. I connected all the memories into a movie, but found it to be a tragedy

21. I only have the ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I’m just a girl

22. I can’t even search on Baidu 360 degrees for a shameless person like you

23. If no one on earth wants you You must remember that you still have me, and I don’t want you either

24. I now have a house and a car, the car is a bicycle, and the house is rented out

25. As a person You don’t know how to wash yourself, but you still have to ask me to wash it for you. Are you ashamed?

26. Even ugly people can get married, and even beautiful people can be single

27 , Good people just don’t have time to do bad things

28. Don’t abandon me, local tycoon, are we still friends?

29. I have mastered 100 ways to love a girl, now it’s time to I have a girlfriend

30. Listen, I’m not fat, I should be sexy and fluid

31. Thank you for coming to this world and harming the common people with me. To harm friends

32. No one is pure, it’s just that society has taught them how to be evil

33. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my sister is too lazy to look for it

34. I have not forgotten everything in the past, I just threw them into the garbage heap

35. Mistakes are made by others, aren't they? Why make such a fuss

36. What a world, sister is a brand you can’t afford to wear

37. Identity, when you need it, just take it out

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38. Only a fool like you knows what happiness is and what pain is.

39. You are really boring, so I looked at you a few more times and said something shameless. Sister likes you

40. I can afford it and let it go, I am not ashamed to say it

41. Because of the world, a woman has a man’s heart

42. When talking, don’t say that you and I don’t have the same language. I’m not from Earth, and we don’t have the same language as you.

43. I miss you not because of love, but because of you Too mean

44. My friend, if you are not strong, who should you show your weakness to?

45. You are so dirty that I don’t want to look directly at you

46. You don’t need to say hello to me when you leave, who are you to me

47. Since you have chosen to give up this love, then I will see you go with my own eyes

48. Whether it is a friend or a sister , only this life and no next life

49. My mother once said to me: The early bug is eaten by the bird

50. What’s wrong with me being short of money? It’s better than your lack of conscience< /p>