I'm so good that I don't even look at the pig.

How can China have a population of 65.438+300 million?

4 Funny Quotations: Actually, I'm not lazy, just don't want to do those unnecessary things.

How can you be so calm about those people who secretly love me?

Turning your face is faster than turning over a book. It's not terrible. The terrible thing is that she will turn back.

I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink water for me?

8 advise you not to go for plastic surgery, or it is more reliable to be reborn as soon as possible!

I am a smiling bird. I can't fly high.

10 I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Let's get married, it's my treat!

1 1 If I die, I will definitely use my soul to get my heart back from you.

12 Without mistress, who will witness your shameless happiness?

13 found that the clothes could not be worn, and told myself that it was not that I was fat, but that the clothes had shrunk.

14 You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

15 Ren Lei's Quotations: If you want to harvest, you have to pay 5 million yuan to spend 2 yuan.

16 Don't make me keep saying I love you. If you want to listen, find a repeater.

17 The most attractive thing is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Love is like a play. I want to play a play with you without an end.

19 well, we are all rolling with the earth, rolling farther and farther.

Secret love is a pantomime, and it is a tragedy to say it!

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world as 2 1.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

Smoke in your left hand, drink in your right hand, and enjoy loneliness!

Since the space music was changed to restless, it was found that fewer and fewer people were running classes.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

Do you think it is more handsome to die horizontally or vertically? I can help you!

The biggest tragedy in the world is that you died of salt when the radiation didn't come.

Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Classic, super personality, tell me about your appearance, which affects my health.

1. Your appearance has affected my health.

Second, I still live without a smile, a little more indifferent.

Third, if the mother is not good to herself, who is good to herself?

Fourth, I don't want to love him. What I love is having his time.

5. 【 You avoid me like the plague, why should I treat you as a lover 】

It's not easy to erase your memory from my mind.

Seven, they are inseparable lines in my whole youth, pulling all my emotions and life. Now, these lines have left my life.

Eight, young man, I am not your lover because I am too bad or you are demanding;

Nine, hold your hand and grow old with your son. It's an oath, then a responsibility, then a habit.

Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

I don't like myself because I have a bad temper, and my words are too blunt to be flexible.

What I hate most is that you just tell me, it doesn't matter.

Thirteen, expectations bring a vicious circle of disappointment.

Sometimes I really want to be divorced from reality and tell myself crazily that everything is false, but in the end I just deceive myself.

Fifteen, a person squatting in the corner, quietly listening to music to recall the past, tears quietly falling, only to know that they are so fragile!

Before you get angry with others, think about how you treat others.

Seventeen, don't care too much about looks, ability is not written on the face.

18. I miss you not asking yourself out. It came suddenly without warning.

Nineteen, I generally don't hold grudges. If I had a complaint, I didn't report it on the spot Don't you feel lucky that I didn't report it?

Can you understand that I love you the most in the world?

Twenty-one, you are a letter, and I am the last foot of the postman.

Don't be hot and cold to me. I'm afraid I will catch a cold. I'm afraid I'll catch a disease that makes breathing difficult.

Twenty-three, missing if there is a voice, I don't want it to be a sad cry.

Twenty-four, care about something deep enough, others will think it is robbing when they touch it.

Twenty-five, the most beautiful youth is just having one or two friends who will always accompany you and a lover who can't be taken away.

Twenty-six, watching more joys and sorrows, a sense of security seems to be a luxury.

I'm not jealous, I'm not paranoid, I'm tired, and you can go with whoever you like.

Twenty-eight, some things are not incomprehensible, but even if they are understood, they cannot be forgiven.

Twenty-nine, the most stubborn, often is a person's heart. You can convince everyone, but you can't convince your heart.

Thirty, we always like some people when we are unprepared. No reason, maybe just a gentle smile.

3 1. I kissed his lips, but not the one he loved.

32. No matter how gorgeous the dial is, it also needs a rotating watch core.

33. The reason why the wolf can't eat sheep is because all other wolves eat it raw. This product must be cooked.

Love, even if it is bitter, I am not afraid. Let me be stupid for the last time.

Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and don't know why you can't sleep?

Thirty-six plans, we all like to try to be brave, we all like to laugh without saying a word and burst into tears.

Don't be intimate with people who don't know yourself, you will get hurt.

A good man is not allowed to be cold to his wife, not to make her jealous, but to give in and fight.

Thirty-nine, even if two people contact each other every day, it is better to have a cup of hot water when they are sick.

Forty, I love you just because I love you.

Forty-one, now I know that I was wrong at that time, and I know very well that I have no plan since then.

Talking about your appearance in a funny and willful space has affected my healthy growth.

1. What do you think most about standing in the bungee jumping place? I want to pee anyway!

2. The canteen, don't go, it's my treat, let's go.

I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

4. A wrong hand holding and an absurd decision made a devil's soul.

Now, it is sunny outside. I sat in a chair and wrote down my feelings after failure.

6. When I was a child, every time I finished the exam, my teacher would draw a dragon ball on my test paper and collect seven dragon balls, so that I could ask my father to go to school once.

7. I am not your little raccoon. I can't have fun like you.

8. The three cruelest words in the world are not that I don't love you, not that I break up, but that I get up quickly.

9. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

10. Today, the police came to see me again and said they would arrest me if they were more handsome.

1 1. Long hair and waist are nothing, maybe you have bangs and waist.

12. People who use smart phones are good children, because they have to go home to charge every day.

13. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

14. Ma Ma said that she would treat me as I did during the rebellious period.

15. When two people get along, what gets along well is called a story, and what gets along badly is called an accident.

16. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

17. Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

18. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

19. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

20. I just patted my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

2 1. Mosquito gave me six bags a night, but I haven't promised its pursuit yet. . .

22. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!

23. Do you want to summon a dragon when you don't talk to me?

24. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have been looking at each other for more than ten miles.

25. Too many worries are too heavy and complicated, and they are all old scars tied to you. Okay, forget it.

There is a gecko looking at me on the ceiling, and I don't know what to say to it. The atmosphere in the whole room became awkward.

27. At an early age, I was defeated by my big breasts before I knew what love was.

28. I can be broad-minded or narrow-minded. For example, I can lend you 9 yuan, you don't have to pay it back, but if you take one of my 9 yuan chicken wings, I won't stop you.

29. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

I hope it is not an alarm clock but a dream that wakes you up every day, but my dream is not to get up.

3 1. I accidentally tore up my classmate's Chinese book and folded the plane. She said she would cut me in two days and waited for more than a year. She doesn't have me in her heart. no

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

33. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.

34. Some people say they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

You're welcome, just throw me some money.

36. Once a little girl came to me and said, Brother, you are so handsome. I rushed up and slapped you. That's bullshit！ ! !

37. I have always thought that you have a natural temperament. Last night, I finally stole a key to the zoo for you.

38. Anyone can pretend to be B for a while, but it is difficult to pretend to be B for a lifetime.

39. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po used to be lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?

40. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

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1, bad guy, you are not qualified to pretend to be awesome, because that is awesome, not yours.

There is a dog in the distance. Its name is Pug.

The IQ of the question you asked is so high that I really can't ride my sister.

Your advantage is beauty, but it is a little inconspicuous.

I am like a meat walking in front, and you are like a dog chasing behind.

6, the so-called chess master is a small three-in-one, very harmonious picture

7. You taught me how to be rude today, and you ruined my once exclusive.

I have nothing to say to you, and it's easy to forget you.

9. Who has seen everlasting love? I've only seen love that breaks up when we meet.

10, the man of labor and capital, whoever likes to take it, see if he has the courage.

1 1, my friends think I'm dishonest, but I'm not good at pretending.

12, my elegance is based on your ferocity.

13, I've said a lot, but I can't talk to you about guns now.

14. Sausages leave me if they don't love me. Be careful. I can't stand the temptation to blow you up.

15, sorry. I think Mr. Yue signed our red line wrong. Has he lost his memory?

16, if love is really that simple, why are you flustered?

17, all the pain is anger at your incompetence.

18, life is a very realistic thing, you can't do whatever you want.

19, you haven't been cursed by God yet, and it wasn't time to go that year.

20. Where do I fall every time? I don't know where there should be a pit

2 1, I don't want anyone but you, but I don't want anyone but you.

I love you because I am blind, and you love him because you are blind.

23. Every time you lose weight, you say you are thin, and when you lose weight, you say your chest is big.

24, selling cute, playing charming, dare you be a good girl like me?

You don't know my goodness, because you can't see my heart.

26, urinate anywhere, be careful to be seen by dogs, bring your little jj.

27. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I got the eye of a needle the next day.

28. When I like you, what the fuck are you doing, dating a bitch?

29. Labor is not a ball. Roll if you want, roll if you don't want.

30. I think you're farting when you talk, and then it's gone.

3 1, you are a ball tied with a rope. If you run away, I can pull you back.

I won't work for you, an evil capitalist, even if I am a street vendor.

33. Come out and walk the puppy if you have nothing to do. I despise you.

Now that I have left, don't defile my eyes again.

One day I will stand on this ruin and watch the glitz and coquetry of my life.

36. Put away your mask. I feel sick at the sight.

37. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes. If people commit crimes, I will dig his ancestral graves.

38, even death is not neat, you don't wait for others to spit on you.

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll be strong enough to scare you in the future.

40. I am just a grassroots, born to sell (dreams).