1. You look so cute that you will get your age wrong. Should you live in Jurassic?

One day, I went to buy steamed bread. Bring it here. I took it, pinched it, looked at it and said, boss, this is not steamed bread, it's just a stone.

Now, what we can't get on is our grades ... what we can't get rid of is our weight.

When I was a child, I didn't have a mirror at home, and I always thought I was handsome. I've been completely lost since I bought a mirror and put it at home.

I suddenly lost myself when you flashed by. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself I couldn't let you go. I shouted, "Stop thief!"

6. At present, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is never the same.

As a fat paper, I hate being told "take care". I usually reply: please respect yourself!

Dear General Manager homework help, I have worked for you for so many years. You should pay me, or I will go on strike.

9. The two armies confronted each other in the valley, and the guards came in to report the enemy's situation: report to the chief, the enemy reconnaissance plane is taking pictures of us. Sir: Don't laugh at my orders!

10. I know that the most painful thing is not going to the toilet in the middle of the night, but being awakened by mosquitoes in the middle of the night.

1 1. I confidently put kelp on the list of seafood, so that I can proudly say to others, "I often eat seafood!" " “lol

12. When I was a child, I often wondered if my family was rich. I deliberately created an ordinary environment to exercise me and let me inherit my family business. Ten years have passed, and I am really worried.

13. I thought your brain was not as developed as the cerebellum. After a long time, this head is made of balloons.

14. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

15. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas and New Year's Day alone. You can let me live alone if you have the ability to take the exam.

16. My life used to be dull, but when I met you, everything was black.

17. Girls, find a husband named Xia in the future and have a baby named Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

18. Don't offend very dark people. . . . . You don't even know that he sneaked into your house at night. . .

19. As a monster, my wish is to destroy Altman.

20. I saw a handsome guy today. Wow, he is very handsome. When I said something, I broke down, you know.

2 1. The feeling of being drunk is not listening to yourself and bumping into yourself. Smoke in my ears, smoke in my nose ... It's hard!

22. Many people say that breaking up is like this. Actually, you're fine, I'm fine, and you still break up with me.

23. Feed feed feed feed. Please don't kiss me. I don't like you, Mozzie.

24. After the exam, we will find that the biggest difference between Guo and Gua is whether it is O or A after hearing the results!

I hope to see crayon Shinchan grow up in my lifetime.

26. The mountain is not high, but the fairy is famous. The handwriting is not good, just understand it.

27. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

28. Don't quarrel with your parents. Because if you don't win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten. Listen!

29. If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar into his photo, often online and offline! Curse him

30. Those who didn't write an hour before the exam are waiting for the answers they have learned. At the end of the paper, with or without answers, I began to scribble.

3 1. Standing on the windowsill, I made a wish on the starry sky, hoping that God would give me a lot of money!

32. Bitter vines are old and faint, the price of canteens is rising, and students are hungry into thin horses. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home.

33. I bought a bottle of honey tea today. I opened the bottle cap and saw: I'm happy to change another bottle. The boss let me see it clearly. I looked at it and collapsed: buy another bottle.

I hate going out these days. All the time.

35. Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me.

36. Shout to me: Money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really fell from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

37. Everyone wants to find a white horse in their dreams. When I open my eyes, I find that there are grey donkeys everywhere in the world.

38. My computer is still very good to me. At most, it will make a scene with me, and it will not be out of thin air. .

39. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.