Short sentences with homophones to say hello to people (Part 1)

1. There was a piece of glass and it was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!

2. "What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it."

3. Stay up all night , then what are you going through, will Ollie give it to you?

4. It was so hot today at 36 degrees. I went to buy two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me. Then we relieved the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

5. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

6. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

7. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricot, not melon, not dew, but Nanren.

8. If you don’t even kiss me, then what are you kissing? Qingdao Beer?

9. If you don’t even kiss me, what are you kissing? Tsingtao Beer?

10. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.

11. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

12. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.

13. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

14. If you don’t even hold my hand, then what are you holding? Holding the hand of Guanyin?

15. When I went to school today, the teacher asked me where the book was, and where did I lose? .

16. One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing, Qiuqiu, don’t go, Qiuqiu, don’t go, did you hear that, please don’t go.

17. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

18. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

19. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of the elephant."

20. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because he beats the chest. Short sentences with homophones to say hello to people (Part 2)

21. While studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

22. One day, Little Bear was looking for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

23. Put Stir-fry chicken and rice porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and rice porridge~

24. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him, and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me, I’m just suppressing the itch, Xiao Longnu Received: Green... Green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

25. The doctor prescribed a pill for me. I dropped it to the ground and it kept ringing. When I looked carefully, I found that it was a pill that made a lot of noise.

26. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, wuwuwu, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

27. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had kidney stones. His wife was startled: How about looking at the sea?

28. I asked my mother, why can’t the candle flames stop for a while while they flicker? Mom said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.”

29. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!

30. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

31. Even me If you don’t like it, which sponsor do you like?

32. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady’s head feel so heavy after wearing it?

33. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear chatted privately and Little Rabbit said, don’t create it again. Did you hear it? Goodbye...

34. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to Play well.

35. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Shining"

36. Give the fried eggs to the poached eggs. The confessional song "This is a little love song with fried eggs~"

37. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poverty-stricken island.

38. I have been short since I was a child, and I am still short when I grow up. Still short, do you hear me?

39. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, because he wears Kubo Zero.

40. If you don’t even reply to my messages, what are you going to say about twice-cooked pork? A short sentence with homophones to say hello to someone (Part 3)

41 .Nezha asked Wukong: "Subduing the demon, I want to ask you if you dare! "Wukong: "Like... love me like you said? ”

42. Do you know why seagulls don’t crow when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris gulls are mute.

43. Some frogs will touch your belly because Conan said, The scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

44. Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel is missing. Go ask the father-in-law, Sun Wukong: “Where is my golden cudgel? "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great because it matches your hairstyle."

45. A little duck tried its best to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align with its mouth no matter how hard it ran. It's not right.

46. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish"

47. Yes. One day I found a little dust on my body. I tried to shake it but it couldn’t come off. Did you hear that the dust wouldn’t come off?

48. Just now, I saw a foreigner who spoke fluently. His English is very good. I asked him whether he pronounced it in British or American accent, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

49. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and sitting down. Waiting on the ground for him to raise the knife and drop it, he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured painfully: "She is already gone... Even if you give me the power to rule the world... so what... ..." The martial arts leader endured the severe pain and said to him hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many missing persons notices..."

50. I understand a truth, ugly people must be Read more. People used to say that I was not good at reading, but they were actually complimenting me on my beauty.

51. Xia and Clam got 100 points in the exam at the same time. The teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied, and Xia said: "I copy clams," the teacher said, "What are you doing so well?" ”

52. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

53. There was a pineapple who went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time but the barber never gave him a haircut. When getting a haircut, it said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

54. I went to buy roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground. I cried when it was stained with mud. It turns out that this is called "spicy buns like mud"

55. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby.

56. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that there was no fruit.

57. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.

58. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

59. The doctor prescribed some pills to me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a bang. It turned out to be Haoxiangchu pills.

60. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is very natural" "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile"