The embarrassing thing is that when I asked for directions, I couldn’t understand Chongqing dialect, and then I half-understood and half-guessed the wrong way. Then I couldn’t read the map, and I couldn’t understand Trump. I’m a road addict. ah.

Talk about the circle of friends who say they are road crazy

1. It’s the first seven days. It is said that the first seven days are the day to return home. Do you remember the way home? You will definitely remember it. You're not a road idiot like me. Hope you have a good journey. We will still be friends in the next life. I hope you fall asleep tonight.

2. I am a road addict, and I have a super best friend, look at the picture, although she sometimes likes to call me a fool.

3. It’s great to have a friend who is responsible for finding delicious food and fun! I am a road-crazy + choice-phobic patient. I am only responsible for eating.

4. Every time I go somewhere, my dad will study the route for me the day before and how to get there, for fear that I will get lost. I am a road addict, but I am not a fool.

5. What kind of world have I been living in? Every day, I care about everything. Important things are all located in the coordinates of my brain. I am a road idiot.

6. Why do I always care about everything? Someone asked me for directions. There are obviously people on the road. You asked me because you think I look like a map or a GPS? But I am a road fool. What is asking Yu Blind

7. I walked from Dengshikou to Wangfujing, Wangfujing to Dongsi, Dongsi and back to Dengshikou. In the end, I don’t know what happened. When I got on the subway in Xidan, I twisted my leg and proved that the earth is round and Beijing is square. I am a road addict and the subway is convenient.

8. What the hell is a girlfriend roadblock? All I know is that I am a roadblock, the type who can’t tell the right from the left on a floor.

9. I’m a road addict. I couldn’t find my way home, so I walked around the whole neighborhood several times to find a supermarket. It made me crazy.

10. The days are still passing by leisurely. After you left, I am still waiting for you. I still firmly believe that we will be together. I can’t help but miss you every day. I miss you and tell me Stupid, say I'm a road-crazy, missing those places we've been together and the things we've done together.

11. I really want to go out and go shopping all day long and have fun during the day and enjoy the night view at night. It’s comfortable and dull by myself. Unfortunately, I’m a road addict.

12. I am a road addict. I can’t understand maps, so I take pictures wherever I go. I used to rely on one person, but now I find that I am really dizzy when I go out. The habit is terrible

13. Don’t ask me for directions in the future. I am also a road idiot. Pointing in the opposite direction is not my intention. I am kind.

14. I just want to say that I am a road idiot and need to ask for a pick-up. It is a ten-minute journey, but I walked for an hour and I didn’t arrive. I didn’t arrive, I didn’t arrive, and I couldn’t complain about myself. .

15. Until I met you, you pulled me into the forest. You said you would protect me in the chaos in the forest, and you would guide me when I was a roadie, but you pulled me halfway into the bath. I stood helplessly in the bath, not daring to move. I looked forward to you saving me ashore. Ah~

16. I especially want to put a sign on my head: I am a roadie, I can’t speak Korean, don’t look for me when asking for directions. Not even English! ! !

17. People always feel like falling in love. Watching the sweet interaction between the koala couple this time reminds me of my first love. We have known each other for a long time but neither of them expressed their feelings. That day We made an appointment to go out for a walk. I am a road addict and can’t tell the difference between east, west, north and south when I go out. He said he would teach me how to memorize the route and remember the past along the way. When he came back, he said we would make a bet and let me take him back. , if you lead the wrong way, you have to agree to his request. No accident, I lost. We just happened to walk to a bridge. There were lights on the bridge, and the atmosphere was a bit romantic. He said, if you lose, let me hold your hand. I am a little small. I was surprised and my heartbeat was racing. Before I knew it, he was already holding my hand and walking away, so I followed him quietly.

Passing by KFC on the way, he asked me to wait. When he came out, he came towards me with a smile, holding my favorite French fries and Coke. We found a place to sit down, and it was just the two of us sitting face to face. The atmosphere suddenly felt a little strange. Awkward and tacit understanding, I felt from the corner of my eye that he kept staring at me. I didn't dare to look at him. I just held the Coke in my hand and drank wildly. I felt like there were thousands of deer bumping around in my heart. Then he said: I like you. It’s been a long time, please be my girlfriend! After listening, I replied to him without thinking too much, okay. That was probably the first meal we officially had together. Although it wasn’t a delicacy, it was my favorite French fries, and it was also the most delicious meal I’ve ever had.

18. I love my bestie so much. Even though she complains that I am a wanderlust, I feel very lucky to have such an old mother. What I also want to say is that my best friend is too white and too thin, which I dislike.

19. You really can’t blame me for being a fool... After all, all I have in my head is knowledge... okay...

20. I am a road-crazy school manager and can’t find the elevator to go upstairs!

21. Sending classmate Jiang to the bank to deliver materials. Me: I don’t know the way back from there. I’m driving. You turn on the navigation on my mobile phone. He: I told you to turn right at the turn in front of you. Turn left and keep driving and you will exit Yingtan. Me: I am a road idiot. He: You are not a road idiot. You don’t need to turn on the navigation. Me: Just listen to me. Turn on the navigation. He: Can you listen to me?

22. Are there any girls in Dongcheng District, Beijing? I’m a roadie, so I’m afraid I won’t be able to find her by then.

23. He knew that I was a road addict and carefully checked the route so that I didn’t have any worries. This is actually the happiness I want! morning!

Twenty-four. We had our first date that day. I am a road addict and you found me in the park. Even if I was covered in mosquito bites, I was still very happy because you were by my side. , it was the first time that I felt so happy. It was the first time that a boy sent me back to school. It felt good.

Twenty-five. I met a speechless colleague who came to my house to spend the night and asked me to pick her up at the company. I really want to say, if you don’t come to pull me down, you still retreat with me, I’m a fool. The gym is right next to the company. You told me to go back to the company to pick you up. Are you sick?

26. I have to admit that I am a big road addict at night. I can walk for half an hour for a 5-minute journey.

Twenty-seven. In order to allow me to catch the morning train today, my mother used her ingenuity that she has never used very quickly and arrived quickly. In fact, my mother is much better than me in knowing the road. I am a road addict, but she adheres to the principle of boldness and carefulness and can quickly dig out a new Roman avenue. Therefore, even though so many years have passed, the city Traffic has changed dramatically, but my mother still goes to and from get off work on time every day. There are also extraordinary things in the ordinary. At this time, my impatient mother has become so charming in my eyes. I suddenly found that my mother is very smart. I think this is where my inheritance comes from. ah.

Twenty-eight. I am a road fool. I can’t find you. Can you come and find me? To my future boyfriend

Twenty-nine. I am a road fool and I can’t find you. I'm going to get heatstroke quickly if I stay here for a week.

Thirty, stop talking nonsense. Next time I will just ride my bicycle in front of my house. Today I rode too far and almost lost my way back home. Please stop making trouble! I have to always tell myself that I am a road warrior and don’t make blind decisions.

31. I am a road addict. I don’t remember the road, I don’t know the way, and I can’t tell the direction. Don’t let me ride in the car by myself.

32. I am a road addict. Today I met an Indian who was far away from me. When he saw me walking straight towards me, I knew he wanted to ask for directions again.

Thirty-three, I am a road fool. I got lost like this in a daze, and I haven't come back yet. .

Thirty-four. I used to be a super road addict. I could never recognize the east, west, north, and south of the places I had stayed for a long time and visited many times. But I don’t know since when, every time I go to a place now, I will make this area virtual in my mind to look like it in the map app, and then accurately identify the direction of the real world based on up, north, south, left, west, right, east. In short, I suspect that I have been abducted by aliens and implanted. I have patched the chip and fixed the road-crazy bug

35. I am a road-crazy who relies on my senses to identify directions, but I cannot be familiar with every brick and tile here, even though I have been here countless times.

Thirty-six. I truly discovered that I look so special that people like to ask for directions. In fact, I am a road addict.

Thirty-seven. I am a road addict. I still can’t tell the difference between east, west and north. But I remember walking on those roads. I know which restaurant has delicious food and which restaurant is only suitable for taking pictures. The wind is the wind of July, and it makes my face sticky. It is not as romantic as May, but I don’t want to say forever.

Thirty-eight, just blind yourself. I am a road addict. What can I do... I just hope that no one else will fool me.

Thirty-nine. I’ve been to Wanda several times and I still can’t find my way to so many places. I’m so desperate that I want to crack my head open and put a GPS in it. I really hate the fact that I’m a road addict. Very angry with myself

Forty, it’s really my real mother, the manager’s mother knows that I am a crazy person. I wrote it clearly and clearly. If you can’t find me anymore, I will go to shit.

41. I want to go out for a walk alone to relax. But my body is still in a cage and I can't escape. I remember that there was once a person who held my hand and promised me that he would accompany me if I wanted to go out in the future. I am a road addict, so he is my navigation. Now, he is someone else’s navigator

42. Although I am a road freak, I go to the toilet more frequently, so I develop the habit of going out. You can use your eyesight to intuitively find the toilet.

43. I say that I am a serious road addict. My friends say that the buildings here are too messy, but I am the kind of person who can only recognize the left and right in the middle of the road. This is different from the buildings. Do things matter?

44. The emotion is in the past, just like I once said that I was a road fool and could not find the way, but he said that I would find you.

45. Travel is when you plan everything and then pull me through strange and surprising streets. I am a road addict and you are the map. Wherever you are, there is always trouble but more peace of mind. .

46. I am a typical road idiot. I can’t understand maps, and the navigation didn’t take me anywhere. My rice is all in vain, so I don’t need to eat dinner to save food!

Forty-seven. Following the last time I was asked for directions by a foreigner, and the last time I was asked by an Indian to look at the computer, today I broke the record again. I was asked about the closing time and asked to see my bag by two Chinese people. It seems that I have been asked for directions by strangers since I was a child. Actually, I’m a roadie and asked to take photos==.

48. Why am I a road addict? Why can’t I take the subway or bus? Li Mumu, just wait for me. Sooner or later I will remember the road and I can go out to play by myself. Just wait for me. Wait, hum.

Forty-nine, it takes two minutes to walk to the bus stop. Forgive me for being a road addict, but I'm not stupid.

Fifty. All my friends know that I am a road addict, but from now on I will no longer be. Everywhere we go from now on, I will know how to go. No matter where I go, I will remember the way. go home.

51. I am a complete road addict. Even if I have lived in my own city for so long, I still cannot go to a new place without a navigation map, so it should be similar to a new city.

Fifty-two. I ran to pick someone up in the middle of the night and ended up at the wrong station. When I couldn’t understand the language, I asked the other person to hand his cell phone to a passer-by. During the call, I found that he was lucky. I caught a taxi driver and asked him to pick me up at the hotel, but I had to pay for it out of my own pocket and go back [picking my nose] Don't ask me to pick you up from now on, go alone! Who told me to be a crazy person?

53. If you lose me, then I will not go back again. After all, I am a road idiot. I will continue to move forward and meet more people. As for what happens in the future, it has nothing to do with you.

Fifty-four, I found that I am a selective wanderer. As long as someone takes it with you, you won't be able to remember a place ten times, but you will definitely be able to walk the right way next time if you find the path yourself once. Maybe this brain is seizing any opportunity to be lazy.

Fifty-five, can't sleep. I don’t know if I’m thinking about the luck level test or about taking the underground passage to Taiyuan tomorrow. Anyway, I’m thinking of a lot of things and it’s a bit annoying. The first time I walked through that underground passage, he pulled me along. During the summer vacation three years ago, he insisted on sending me home. I'm a road addict, and I can't even remember where the underground passage is or how to get there. At that time, he did everything for me. When the weather got hot, he secretly bought an electric fan and mailed it to me. We were obviously in the same school.

Fifty-six. I am a road addict and can’t remember the road, but I feel like I have never walked here! But I don’t know why, when I pass by here, I feel that this intersection is so familiar. The familiarity makes me feel a little sad. What the hell is this place!

Fifty-seven. Am I a road fool? Of course not. My master told me: Just come out of the north gate and go east. Did you find it? I found it, hahahaha

58. Sometimes I really don’t understand what the so-called care is. Shouldn’t really caring about someone mean that it doesn’t matter whether the relationship between two people is good or bad? Just get out of the car. My father called me and asked me if I had arrived or eaten. Suddenly I wanted to cry. After all, I am a road addict. Haha, I suddenly wasn’t afraid anymore.

Fifty-nine, I am a road addict, easily lost in direction, easy to stay in the mountains and rivers, walking one step, forgetting another step, often drifting with the flow and changing direction. Therefore, my pace is always slow and my life is always confusing. Don't forget the way you came.

60. The first time I went back to my hometown with me, a person was muttering along the way, accusing me of giving blind directions. I am a road idiot and I was helpless.

61. The taxi driver’s detour is something that can make me serious and angry for a long time. What should I do, especially since I can’t argue with my Japanese, and I’m a road-crazy and can’t point out a clear route, which is an internal injury.

62. I never understood why my husband decided that I was a road idiot, so whenever I got a chance, I would try my best to prove to him that I was not! The two of us passed by a certain intersection that day, and I proudly told my husband that I was here to give directions to people last week, and I was right. Hmm, it was raining that day, and people asked me where such-and-such a community was, so I told them. Just go straight north on this road.

63. Why didn’t I go to see Extreme Challenge when it was recorded in Chongqing last year? Now I really want to go to Chengdu to record it, but I’m a roadie. What do you think about being a roadie?

1. The day after tomorrow I have to go on a long trip alone early in the morning, and I have to take a taxi. I'm a little scared because I'm still a road addict.

2. Within five minutes, two people have already asked me for directions. I am considering whether to make a T-shirt with the four characters "I am a road addict" printed on it.

3. Every time I go out is an experience. Don't let me go out alone again. I'm so tired. I can't stand it anymore.

4. My biggest shortcoming is that I am not crazy about the road. I have a strong ability to be independent, so I can be happy at any time.

5. Every time I take a taxi, I am afraid that the driver will ask me how to get there. I really don’t want to expose the fact that I am a road addict.

6. Although I walked randomly, maybe because I had a good sense of direction, I could always find my way back, so my plan to get lost failed again. Look, I'm not a road warrior.

7. I have to find my way every day. A road idiot cannot do this job and will easily lose myself.

8. Section 3 is too difficult for a road-crazy like me. I can’t remember the road and can’t tell the direction!

9． The scariest thing is: a fool giving directions to another fool.

10． I took a lot of wrong roads this day, so I should be deducted points. I ended up parking my car for two hours.

11. Fear from the heart of a road-crazy: I dreamed of being lost for two consecutive nights and not knowing the way forward. Growing up, I had countless dreams about getting lost.

12. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he have found me even now?

13. Road madness may be a family trait. The family searched for a car in the underground garage for nearly half an hour, and finally found that it was not parked on this floor.

14. I am a road fool. I approach your heart recklessly and can never get out.

15. I shouldn't be a road freak. How could I take the wrong route on such a simple road with the navigation on?

16. For a road freak, the most tear-worthy thing is: Just stand there and don’t move, I’ll pick you up.

17. Being a road-crazy person, I often turn early arrival into late arrival. Why don’t I observe carefully? Why don’t I trust my memory?

18. Sure enough, it was Lu Chi himself. After coming out of the Lost Mall, he found that it was not the same place, but it was good to meet the Internet celebrity Malatang.

19. No matter how crazy you are or how drunk you are, there will always be a place that guides you like a beacon, and you will feel relieved when you see it.

20． I think there is nothing I can do about my road-crazy problem. I run away from clients, get lost, can’t read maps, and often get off at the wrong stop when I get home.

21. I'm still a road fool who can't figure out the direction and rides the anti-tram.

22. I don’t have any road-crazy friends. I am a road-crazy myself. I can’t find my way home or the entrance to the dungeon. My friends are all crazy. Do you have a road-crazy friend?

23. It’s really hard for me to be crazy because the Didi driver couldn’t find me and I didn’t know where I was. Talk about the circle of friends that criticized you for saying you were ugly

I found that when you were the ugliest and slovenly, someone's appreciation can make you feel good when you recall that time. A little happy.

Talk about the circle of friends that shames you for saying you are ugly

1. Although it looks ugly, it is really delicious. No matter what I cook, I will call myself crazy.

4. 3D printing, the unintelligent software ruined my little ball’s bangs, and my eyebrows disappeared when printed. I was angry and comforted myself that it was ugly

5. I don’t remember this It's the first few days. Anyway, I'm really tired. (I did something big today and found out that my signature is ugly.)

6. The tears kept rolling. The moment I shed them, I realized how ugly I was. My makeup was diluted. My face was stained. Everything. No more

7. I look forward to the future less and less, and I don’t want to get married less and less. I am particularly afraid of entrusting the rest of my life to a scumbag. Just today I saw a man teaching his daughter that her mother was a crazy woman and that the scar on her belly was so ugly. A good husband should feel sorry for his wife. If a woman gave birth to you by caesarean section in nine months of pregnancy, you still despise your wife for having an ugly scar. Anyway, there are all kinds of bad things, all kinds of scumbags, all kinds of negative energy...

8. This pregnancy is different from 99. The shape of the belly is not as good as the previous one, and the appetite has been bad. Currently, there are no symptoms of frequent urination. The key point is that I think I am getting uglier

I was so handsome nine or five years ago. I feel so ugly now.

10. The filter suddenly disappears, and everything I draw looks ugly and useless

11. Every time I look in the mirror, I feel that I am ugly, which is the most ugly thing in the world. You are an ugly person, and you even say that looking in the mirror will make you beautiful

12. Why do you always feel that other people dress good-looking and you wear ugly clothes? Is it because of your inner feelings

10. 3. Every time I complained about how ugly my mother photographed me, she always said: What can I do if I am ugly? . . Unable to refute.

14. He relied on the beauty camera and looked in the mirror carefully, only to realize how ugly he looked

15. He had put on beautiful makeup, only to realize that he was I'm really old and ugly, forget it, let's go to the gym tonight

16. Train Man looked at the photo of him and his friends: Mom, it doesn't matter if I find out that I'm ugly, and it doesn't matter if I find out now. Late

17. When there are no clothes that you like in the wardrobe, you feel like the ugliest person in the world.

18. I found out that I am really ugly, fat and black. No wonder I can’t find a partner. I deserve it.

19. Sometimes I feel that I am so ugly! The whole world is working hard, why should I be angry? It's not worth mentioning at all!

Twenty, I gave birth to a boy, but I never saw him after he was born. After a caesarean section, the incision was ugly, but the numbness didn’t hurt much. There was no one to accompany me to bed, so I lay in bed by myself when I woke up. I called my mother and she said she would come over in the evening. Her father had gone to Japan for a day or two and couldn't come back, and her parents-in-law were out of town and couldn't come back. I was left lying dead in the ward. Phew ~ Such a clear dream

21. I haven’t read for a long time, and I feel like I’ve become ugly! Come on, read and exercise!

22. Looking at the first half of my life, the most profound impression is that Ling Lin looked so ugly when he got angry, argued and cried. So in the future, you should control your temper and not lose your temper easily.

23. I don’t know since when, I always wake up in the middle of the night and wake up abnormally without sleep, even if I go to bed late enough and tired enough, I remember that I noticed that my upper eyelids were very saggy and droopy for a while after giving birth. I feel like I have aged many years instantly! He also said: So ugly! Yes, looks are fleeting and people’s hearts are fickle! No matter how hard the frog in the well tries to guard his small piece of world, he will be out sooner or later. Are you afraid?

24. I can’t bear to look at myself in various mirrors and cameras. I look so ugly and fat. Is that me?

25. There will always be a period of time when I feel that I don’t look good no matter what I wear, and I feel ugly. I think this is probably the truth ~

26. Painting It’s really painful. I’d better not take orders that I don’t like in the future. Every time I draw a line, I feel ugly and want to erase it. But I’ve been touching it for a day and I haven’t drawn anything yet. I still have to endure it

27. If you like it, chase it, but you can’t catch it anyway; everything is difficult at the beginning, and then it’s also difficult in the middle, and it’s a mess at the end; 30% of it is destined, 70% of it depends on hard work, and 90% of it depends on your appearance. ; If you don’t work hard, you will never know how useless you are; you are not nothing, you are still sick; staying up late is not good for your health, I suggest everyone stay up all night; kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful, beauty is useless, you have to be Money; when you feel that you are poor, ugly and worthless, don’t despair, don’t be discouraged, at least your judgment is right; as long as you are willing to work hard, there is nothing you can’t mess up

2 18. I spent fifty to get a dog-nose bangs cut. If I had known I had cut it myself, it would be really ugly.

Twenty-nine, my mother is making pastries at home again! It's me again as the guinea pig! This egg tart is so ugly!

Thirty. When I go to work, I feel that I am so ugly that I am sorry for the audience. After get off work, I feel that I am too beautiful, so cute.

Thirty-one. The key to hating myself is that I am fat, ugly and lazy now. I spent three days shopping on Taobao and didn’t buy a single item. I thought I was ruined.

Thirty-two, Tea Egg and I still have many stories to tell.

I really don’t want to exercise. I gave myself a bad excuse yesterday. I have nothing to say today. Looking at my ugly face in the mirror is my only motivation to exercise.

33. I don’t dare to post selfies in Moments because if I post them and others don’t think they look good, it wouldn’t be very embarrassing and no one will comment. Plus, it will take a year and a half to look back at these selfies. I always feel so ugly. I just always care about other people's opinions and my own.

Thirty-four, they are all forced out, no one is born with it. The ugliness is all carved by oneself, and cannot depend on others!

Thirty-five. Recently, many girls have confessed that they are cute! But in the past two days, I have seen many photos of me at company events. They are obviously so ugly, and I feel disgusted with myself.

Thirty-six. I had a nightmare last night. I gave birth to a baby by caesarean section. It was red, fat, and ugly. I was so angry that I ran back from the hospital. After my mother heard about it, she took the baby away. When I got him back from the hospital, he said he was so cute and looked just like me when I was a kid. Think about it, since they are the same, you can bear with it. He shouldn't be ugly when he grows up! This dream is so cute

Thirty-seven. When I take a selfie, my short hair is really ugly.

Thirty-eight. Today, 11-year-old Xiao Zhang asked me why when I go out and see other people’s children, they are all so ugly, but when I come back and see my own children, I think they are all good-looking. . Um. . I thought this was just a common problem among mothers, but it turns out that elementary school students feel the same way.

Thirty-nine. Every day I feel sad that I am ugly. Even when I went to Thailand, I didn’t take any good photos (Wednesdays are always sad

Forty. Not for a long time. I trimmed my nails, but after trimming I found that my hands were really ugly. I saved a bunch of photos of my nails and couldn’t do anything about them.

41. I look so handsome in the mirror, and in the camera. I'm so ugly.

42. I put on my freckles, but I was blinded by how ugly the other girls' makeup was. It felt like I had been picking out soot all morning.

43. I am ugly and fat, I don’t know how to dress, I have no ambition, I am lazy, I am stupid, and I am miserable.

That’s it. 44. I know myself. Ugly, so ugly, but I still prefer myself without makeup.

45. I saw the little fairy Mafuyu today! She is so cute, even though she just took off her wig! I'm so ugly. I secretly asked for a photo! Her voice is soft and gentle!

Why do I feel that the shoes I wear are ugly even when others are wearing them?

47. In fact, there is a mentality that I think is very magical. When girls take pictures, they will think, "Oh, it's so ugly, I don't want to take the photo," Oh, today's makeup is so ugly, I have to cover myself up. So here's the question. Okay, if you really feel ugly, why can you go out but not take pictures? I also have this mentality, but after thinking about it, I don’t know why I am like this

48. I only dare to draw my eyebrows and I lightly apply some BB in the morning, and I don’t dare to touch up my makeup until noon. I feel obviously fatter and ugly lately. Can I stop being so hot in the summer? I don’t want to get old.

I have realized the fact that I am an ugly person. And my appearance is gone forever. I have no choice but to work hard and make money in the new city. , a new beginning, I hope everything will go well. I have been unlucky for so long, is it time for something good to happen?

I have a birthday tomorrow, but I want to dig in the studio to make a living for myself. Although He drew it in advance, I thought it was ugly. I wanted to draw a few more pictures, but it was too late. My girlfriend is a foodie. Copywriting for doting on friends.

My girlfriend is a foodie. Copywriting for doting on friends. Chapter 1

1. Foodies are kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

2. Taking eating as the highest level, you don’t have to smoke. , don’t drink alcohol, don’t wear famous brands, etc., eat in good taste, and if you want something to eat, you will definitely find a way to eat it.

3. Foodie’s motto: If you don’t work hard to eat and drink today, you will work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

4. Eat with skill and eat with tactics!

5. I just don’t want my mouth to be lonely. I am a foodie. Do I speak for myself?

6. No need to ask me what I want to eat, I can eat whatever is available.

7. I tossed a coin. If it breaks, I won’t have dinner today.

8. The happy life of foodies is--after buying banana milk, I found that it is also delicious frozen.

9. If I can control my emotions, I will definitely suppress my emotions A foodie at heart.

10. Hot pot, barbecue, and beer are not very expensive, but they are good for your stomach.

11. We are all foodies. When you are happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; when you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; when you are bored, eat delicious food to entertain yourself!

12. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

13. The biggest worry for foodies is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of them, but sadly finding that their stomachs can’t hold it.

14. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork and pork.

15. The worst thing in the world is for a foodie to have stomach problems.

16. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.

17. People who think about losing weight every day have the mouth of a foodie. Part 2 of the doting friend circle copywriting for my girlfriend who is a foodie

18. It is the source of motivation for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through ups and downs, go through fire and water, no matter what.

19. For foodies, life will not be monotonous if there are delicious food every day.

20. If you say I am a monster, may I ask Mr. Cao...are you afraid of loving me?

21. People are iron, food is steel, a foodie is better than Crazy goods are good.

22. The reason why foodies become fat is because they all have an indestructible stomach.

23. There is no endless milk tea, only the past that cannot be overcome.

24. Do you know the purpose of losing weight? The purpose of losing weight is to eat again.

25. Everyone is destined to die, either from starvation or exhaustion.

26. Foodies are often made at the table.

27. It is a cruel thing for a thin person to eat for a fat person; it is a very cool thing for a fat person to eat for a thin person.

28. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is "eat" instead of "photograph", only then you can be called a competent foodie!

29. If you have a desire to learn, you will end up failing the exam; if you have a desire to lose weight, you will end up being a foodie. Hengpi: I can’t help myself.

30. I have a dream. I dream that one day, all restaurants in the world will be free...

31. Happy days are when you are full and go to bed!

32. I am a principled foodie, and the food given to me by strange people has to be sterilized before I eat it. ——Talk about the personality of foodies

33. Eating late night snacks in the middle of the night and shouting about losing weight every day.

34. Every foodie probably has endless sorrow in his heart. He blocks his mouth with food to prevent himself from roaring when he opens his mouth. Part 3 of a pampering friend circle copywriting for my girlfriend who is a foodie

35. If I don’t gain weight even if I eat late night snacks, I would be willing to open a small stove every day.

36. It’s great to have a foodie girlfriend. When others try to coax your girlfriend, they always say that they will take you shopping for clothes, jewelry, and bags... but you only need to say, “Let’s go, I’ll take you to eat delicious food.”

37. There are two things that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a foodie with dreams.

38. The world is so big, I want to eat, eat, eat!

39. Foodies enjoy the pleasure in their mouths and want to lose weight in their hearts.

40. When I eat mushroom instant noodles, I always add some isatis root to clear away heat and detoxify.

41. Why are there so many people posting about delicious food tonight? Did they plan that I would have a meeting until this point?

42. There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without a meal?

43. It is said that every foodie has a sadness that no one understands, and all despair and loneliness are forgotten.

44. Being able to look at plum blossoms to quench thirst and draw cakes to satisfy hunger is a very high level for a foodie.

45. Picky eaters are not worthy of being foodies.

46. Treat every day as if it is the end of the world, and eat every minute until your stomach drops...

47. For foodies, this is the only thing in the world What you can't eat is a loss.

48. I like to eat when I am unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I am very unhappy when I gain weight.

49. "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that there are a lot of delicious things, but that everything tastes delicious to you."

50 .I am losing weight, and the more I lose, the more I gain weight.