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Which friend has lines from the sketch "So Packaged", from Zhao and Gong Hanlin, help, thank you!
G: Gong Hanlin; Z: Zhao; female supporting role

Yo, hahaha, hahaha ... Oh, I wonder if the old lady can come today? If the old lady is really invited, our star production will be held. ...

P: boss! Boss!

G: Hey, how's Miss Zhao?

P: The video of the old lady is ready!

Ouch, yo, yo ... here comes our wealth! Hey, when will she arrive?

P: I'll be right there.

G: it'll be ready right away. Go, go, go! Waiting for the old lady to come up. ...

Z: Is there anyone in the room?

G: Miss Zhao!

P: This is our manager and artistic director.

Oh, hello, hello, hello, hahaha. ...

Oh, what a beautiful girl!

G: Oh no, I'm a man!

Z: Oh, I didn't see it. ...

G: Hehe. ...

I just look at your long locks.

G: ah ha ha!

Z: I'm so sorry, girl, man!

G, z: hahahaha ...

G: Ah, ok, ok, you're welcome. Please sit down, Miss Zhao. Ah ... Miss Zhao, we invited you here this time to make an MTV for you.

z:“MTV”?

G: yes. This "MTV" is a modern TV art work.

Z: Ah, I have seen it, yes.

G: Ah.

Z: There is a singing TV on TV. ...

G: yes.

Z: There's still dancing TV, or "TV" without "Pingxi"!

G: Therefore, in order to promote the national art, our company will shoot Pingxi MTV for you.

Z: That's great. I wouldn't have come if it weren't for this!

G: ok!

Z: I am so excited!

G: ok!

Z: Oh, happy! Let's start with "TV". How about saying "t" first?

G: first of all! Ha ha ha, it's not "T" first. Don't worry, please sit down. Before this shoot, I want to give you a brand-new package!

Z: packaging?

G: Yes, this kind of packaging is a trend. It's complicated. For example, your voice needs packaging.

Z: How do you pack it?

G: Listen, listen, "How do I wrap it?" No, you must change your tone.

Z: I can't change it. It's been more than 60 years, and even talking in your sleep smells like this!

G: It must be changed. Our company is trying to push you to the international market and cultivate you into a world-class star. Therefore, when you speak, you must not always "gnome male-". In this way, I'll choose some fashionable voices to decorate you. For example, you should say hello when you meet someone. You can say, "Hi!"

Z: hi!

G: mm-hmm

Zhang: Hmm.

Hello!

G: Hello!

Zhang: Hmm.

G: mm-hmm

G: Ouch, hehehehe, you are really like it!

Z: If you say so, I will.

Oh, you would say? Say one.

Z: hi!

G: Hello!

Zhang: Hmm.

G: mm-hmm

Z: Sir,

G: Oh?

Z: What a beautiful braid you have!

Ah, hey, ah, ha, ha, ha ... Is this true, old man?

Zhang: Hmm.

G: Good point!

Zhang: Hmm.

G: This is a language pack.

Z: That means you can't talk well. Then let's "TV".

G: Hey, hey, don't worry. It is not enough to wrap your name in this language. Your name needs to be wrapped, too.

Z: Is the name wrapped, too?

G: Yes, our video will be released overseas, so your name must be loud and clear! Ok, I'll choose a stage name for you.

Zhang: Ah, I know. Know! We used to be an old artist, so you can take "Little White Day" as an example. His stage name is "Xiao Bai Ri Shuan Er" and his real name is "Li". Take me for example. My real name is Zhao and my stage name is Zhao.

G: that won't do. Look at those big international stars. Oh, their names are beautiful. Mary montrose, Brooke Sue. With silk words. Therefore, I decided to call you "Mary Keith".

Z: Mary Keith?

G: how about that?

Z: So we are all diaosi generation?

G: Oh, yes, yes, yes, you are all diaosi generation.

Z: What's my name again?

Mary Keith!

Zhao: Ma Le Keith!

G: OK?

Zhao: Ma Le Keith ...

G: remember?

Z: Remember, spicy shredded chicken!

G: Ah, no. ...

Z: You are so funny! Then why did you give me a name?

G: Hey, this, this is not the name of the dish. Well, anyway, this is your name in our company.

Z: "TV"

G: Ah, don't worry. Miss Zhao, please look!

Z: What's this? Oh, why is there so much money here?

G: These are all for you.

Z: Ouch, this, this is really, haha. ...

G: Don't get excited.

Z: Hey, you said you gave me a TV, and you gave me money back? Is this inappropriate? Besides, this is too much! Take two mules away quickly.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah. ...

Z: This is a mule for you. ...

G: Oh, Miss Zhao, this is your "labor fee"!

Z: Hey, this money is really good. Take our filming for example, we need money!

G: ok, ok, ok.

Z: Thank you very much. What is that?

P: director.

Zhang: Ah, director, director. ...

G: you're welcome. You're welcome. Please sign the contract now.

Z: Still, still signing?

P: Just press your fingerprint.

G: Yes, press the fingerprint.

Z: It's convenient to press fingerprints. No, why do I think of "Yang Bailao" when I press my handprint?

G: Oh, these are two different things. Ok, I think you'd better sign it.

Z: hey. ..... won.

G: Ah, ok, ok, ok.

Z: "TV"

G: No, Miss Zhao, now I have to explain to you that since you have signed the contract, you must obey the arrangement of our company. Otherwise, I will deduct a part from your service fee.

Z: Then whose money is this?

G: Ah, ha, ha, ha, that doesn't mean that ... Please try on these clothes now.

Zhang: OK.

G: This dress is also an important part of our packaging. It must look like you when you put it on. Ah … Hey, Miss Zhao, this, this won't work. Please have a look at the clothes I designed for you.

Did you make me a new dress? Really! What material is it?

G: how about that?

Z: no! No way! The back of the neck hasn't been sewn yet!

G: Well, that's exactly what we want.

Z: Then you don't have a bag. It's all leaking!

G: change another one. ..... this? 》

Z: There's no condom yet!

G: change another one! ..... have you been all right?

Z: China people, at least one dress.

G: Hey, try it on. ..... Ah, alas, how trendy. How do you feel?

Z: feeling? Why doesn't it feel like we're singing Ju Ping?

G: Miss Zhao, how can this not be like singing Pingxi?

Z: no, no, big brother ...

G: What?

Zhang: No, it's general affairs.

G: general affairs?

Z: president!

G: Always. ...

P: director.

Z: Director, let me explain it to you slowly. ...

G: Stop it. Since you are a contracted actor in our company, you should obey my arrangement. Otherwise, I will ...

Z: Deduct the money! Then, then wear it.

G: OK, now please get ready for the pingju "The Name of the Epidemic" that we want to record.

Z: What about preparation? Reach out and come.

G: ah, haha ...

Z: (singing) It opens in spring, and on June 6th, it opens endlessly, oh, oh, oh, oh ... it will hit six or nine heads in spring. ...

G: stop! I didn't expect you to play the same old tune after all these years. Besides, your actions are too "urban". What we need now is a trendy performance, with explosive movements, not like that! It should be like this: "June 6, June 6, June 6, June 6!" You can only be popular if you perform like this!

Z: fire?

G: yes.

Z: (singing) You are like that fire, and the blazing flame burns me. ...

G: Hey, that's the feeling! Get ready. ..... Start

Zhang: (Singing) June 6th ... (Same old tune)

G: wrong.

Zhang: (Singing) June 6th ... (Same old tune)

G: wrong.

Oh, really, I'll look again, I'll look again ... it's okay this time ... (singing) Six (repeating the same tune) I was wrong again, alas, this is really ...

G: ok, ok. It seems that you need all-round three-dimensional packaging. Attention all departments! The lighting and sound work well together! There are ear veins.

Z: What is "ear pulse"?

G: Ear pulse. Just take it with you. Actors in position! Actors in position! in fact ...

Z: Ah, I can't hear you.

G: Oh, not for you to listen, but for you to say ... in place! Ready, go!

Z: Oh, what's here?

G: What are you running for? Go on stage

(The youth group prepares to accompany the dance and say hello to Miss Zhao. )

Z: hi! Are these all Ju Ping singers?

G: Well, these are all wrapped for you and danced for you.

Z: Isn't this a mess?

G: Don't worry! ..... Music, go!

(Playing music)

G: go ahead.

Z: this can't keep up.

G: Oh, come on! ..... Follow ... Right ... Top edge ... Foot blank ... Left edge ... Right edge ... Turn around, turn around ... Oh, sing!

Z: I can't sing.

G: If you can't sing, just say so.

Z: What am I talking about?

g:“RAPO!”

Zhao: What do you mean by "RAPO"?

G: This rhythm is "RAPO"! Tell me all the words.

Zhang: Hey.

G: flowers bloom in spring ...

Z: flowers bloom in spring ...

Fourteen, five, six ...

Z: 14th, 5th, 6th ... Ah, June 6th. I can't see that spring has hit six or nine heads.

G: that's it.

Zhang: Ah, you can say that, ah, you can say that. I can't see that spring has hit six or nine heads. This packaging is too uncomfortable. I can't open my mouth and I can't keep up with walking. You say uncomfortable, you say uncomfortable?

G: ouch, hehehe ... ouch, hehehe ... ok, ok, ok, ok! Okay, okay, okay.

Zhao: That's all right.

G: Oh, great!

z; Is this called Pingju?

G: This, this is our package of pingju!

Z: Don't talk nonsense. I'm not good at carving. People like you have ruined all our good things.

G: Ah, the old brain needs to be changed. ...

Z: I quit. Here you are!

G: Miss Zhao! You must do it today, or you will do it if you don't do it!

What makes you? I sold it to you?

G: Well, sign your name in black and white, or I'll go to court.

Z: I said I wouldn't sign it. Don't make me sign it. I'll sign it ... sue me!

Hey, let me remind you, your name is here!

Z: What did I sign?

G: hmm ... shredded spicy chicken?

Z: I quit.

G: How can you sign this name?

Z: get out of the way, get out of the way.

G: No, no, no, Miss Zhao, you can't do this. Ma Zhao, grandma!

Z: I'm leaving.

No, no, no, grandma, grandma, you can't leave! As soon as you leave our company, everything will be over!

Z: Is it over?

G: ah!

Zhang: Hmm. Hi! ……