Selected articles
1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.
2. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.
You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor.
Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
The farmer's three fists hurt a little.
6. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
7. Although I walk in front of you angrily, I will secretly see if you are following me from the next glass.
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
9. Sister, you are a kang. Brother, I'm going to take off my pants.
10. The two most beautiful words in the world are eating, two words are sleeping and three words are your name.
1 1. The devil can't teach an apprentice like me.
12. I thought you were oxygen, but it was just a farce.
13. "Excuse me, how did you break your arm?" "Aunt, I broke my homework ..."
14. Lala-Lala-you are an expert in selling B.
15. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn. ...
16. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
17. It's nothing to wear a couple's clothes. It's domineering to drive a couple's car in the future!
18. Money is not the problem, but no money!
19. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.
20. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be.
Hot articles
1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.
2. Gunara, the god of darkness, Dossola, goodbye to Operation Flame!
I really want to count the stars with you, but your IQ is too low to count the moon.
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
5. Even if the egg hurts, be calm …
6. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.
7. I can give it to you or take it back. What has become your presumptuous chip for me, I will destroy it.
8. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.
9. Best friend, can't get married ... I want to marry you!
10. Sister, why don't you paint the wall?
Classic article
1. Human nature is such a calm thinking. As long as you get something better, you will be willing to give up.
2. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.
4. Others wear shorts to show off, and I wear shorts to show off my fat.
You are my Youlemei in winter and my popsicle in summer.
6. One day, I dreamed that I spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...
7. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
8. Go as far as you want!
9. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
10. If you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations, we know each other very well.
1 1. I saw our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious.
12. The famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.
13. Buy a bottle of Sprite when you are lovelorn, because it's cold.
14. As long as you work hard, you shit seriously.
15. I met a lover's signature: what I said can be ignored, and the person I like has to change every day.
16. There is a difference in attitude between the first second and the second after moodiness. I'm sorry, I'm a bad person.
17. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.
18. Christmas Eve is coming. On Christmas Eve, I will give five apples to whoever gives me five apples.
19. Brother Heimi, do you remember Sister Tian by Daming Lake?
20. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.