1. When I was a child, I had no money at home and always tied a rope behind a plastic bag to fly kites.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

3. When doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said, "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

4. Why didn't the bad guys attack the little magic fairy after she had been transformed for so long?

Don't panic when you cheat, just pretend when you catch it.

6. It is more difficult to kill a Q pet than to kill a person.

7. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to plant.

8. When you hold the mouse, you lose the will to do your homework.

9. It is said that you can get three points for handing in an empty paper, which is called a clean paper.

10, this mid-term exam should have been a blockbuster, but when the test paper was handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

1 1, even more shameless times, that is called excellent psychological quality.

12, two schoolmasters, two schoolmasters, college entrance examination, college entrance examination! One didn't write his name and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. What an honor! What an honor!

13, "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

14, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

15, there are three possibilities for girls to suffer from insomnia: 1. Miss their boyfriends; 2. I miss the boy I secretly love; Eat too much

16. when the teacher asks me to answer questions in class, I always say, "teacher, look at the answers and I'll see if they are correct."

17, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, if you want to die, I'll help you!

18, I like snacks best, but if someone trades snacks for EXO, I will not hesitate to say, no, that's my life.

19, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

20. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

2 1. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

22. "Your lips are cracked." "I forgot to put on lip balm." "I put it in my mouth. Can I share it with you? "

The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

24. The most tragic thing in the world is to buy delicious food and meet the foodies at the same table.

25. As soon as I left Wifi, I felt that my mobile phone was scrapped.

26. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than paper!

27, quarreling on QQ, not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing.

28. My deskmate is a schoolmaster. Even if I am scolded by my teacher one day, he can take me to Demassia!

29. I don't envy the little grape pro EXO. I am not blind. How can I not envy! Ah, sincere envy and jealousy!

Thirty, ah, ah! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer!

3 1, for many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

People who want to read this sentence are all handsome and beautiful girls, and their sons are as cute as kimi.

33. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

34. Falling off the net is not terrible. The terrible thing is to fall off one by one.

35. Long hair and waist are just bucket waist.

It doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't go in the water.

37. Go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and make others vomit!

38. The famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

39. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone commits a crime against me, I will drive that person crazy.

40, girls hold hands and kiss, called girlfriends; Boys kiss and hold hands, and their name is gay friends.