1. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go! 2. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated. 3. Guests, please respect yourself. This little girl only sells herself, not her art. 4. You can’t please everyone, because not everyone is human! 5. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime! 6. If you can't put your woman into a wedding dress, then don't stop unbuttoning her clothes! 7. Go the way of NB and let SB have the say! 8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 9. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!" 10. Driving is not difficult, I'm just afraid there are new people! 11. We are looking for young girls, and you can come with me to water them; I will water the head of the Yangtze River, and you will water the tail of the Yangtze River. 12. Love at first sight fades away again and is exhausted after three. 13. A person is not lonely, he is lonely only when he wants to be alone. 14. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. 15. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front! 16. Work QQ, no small talk, if you want to force a chat, it costs 50 cents per word; punctuation marks, half price, 20% off for more than 1,000 words; emoticon pictures, 10 yuan monthly subscription, voice and video, not yet available; pay first, chat later, Chat as soon as the payment is received, pay online, and provide invoices; no monthly rent, single charges, holidays and weekends, business as usual; agents wanted 17. When the birds are big, there are all kinds of woods. 18. The garden is full of spring scenery and I can’t keep it in, so I pull the red apricot out of the wall. 19. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. 20. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I had already been scrapped. 21. My wife is my wife and my wife is my wife. 23. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 24. I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind. 25. Others are pretending to be serious, so I can only pretend to be unserious. 26. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside. 27. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 28. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world... 29. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go. 30. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s mouth! 31. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people are extremely humble, they are invincible. 32. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman. 33. Time is the same as cleavage, there is still some space if you squeeze it. 34. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. 35. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week but still survives... 36. I, a college student, have a goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland. 37. Women should remember: they must eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, stay in our room, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children. 38. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome men. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I got my wish and became the village chief. 39. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pockets were really empty... 40. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, all three of my chins are sharp! 41.The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone. 42. Never wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly. 43. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune. 44. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty. 45. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there is a problem with your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker. 46. ??If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy. 47. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed. 48. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world. 49. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing. (Dai Jianwei) 50. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. (Su Mei) 51. The saucy will return to saucy, and the saucy will have the chastity of the saucy; the lowly will return to the lowly, and the lowly will have the dignity of the lowly. 52. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales... 53. Success in life is not about getting a good deck of cards, but how to play the bad cards well. He debuted at the age of 54.0 and is making progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. I play mahjong when I am 60 years old, and hang out everywhere when I am 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall! 55. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 56. Stand taller and pee further. 57. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it. 58. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn into ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 59. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore. 60. You can’t have both fish and bras. 61. Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks. 62. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside! 63. I met a girl with her own signature: She doesn’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but is tired of doing laundry and cooking. 64. I met a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

65. I met an old Shaanxi man with his signature: Ugly women tend to cause mischief, and black buns tend to have vegetables.