Second, who said that "if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.
An employee bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"!
Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her because I have a kind heart.
Fifth, everyone is: I don't know what I am doing, but I am deepening; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.
6. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "
Seven, those who can't get through are not all because of your short legs!
Eight, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
X. "what is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."
Eleven, "ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"
Twelve, money and face are called male gods, money and face are called husbands, and money and face are called blue faces. As for the poor, I'm sorry you are a good man ... ah, what a painful understanding!
Thirteen, if I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late; If I get rich, please do it now!
Fourteen, every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
Fifteen, the three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, the person who came had nothing to do with you, and only you were awake when you checked out.
You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.
Seventeen, there is a heart for knowledge, but it happened that a failed life was born; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.
18. I just went to a small shop to buy water. When I saw my boss asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress kicked him. I feel so affectionate in an instant. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I took two bottles of coke and left quietly.
Nineteen, there are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking, the other is ugly, you belong to the medium, so ugly.
Twenty, the teacher made a pair of upper couplet: ginger is still old and spicy, so let the students make a pair of lower couplet. Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women. Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.
2 1. I went to the supermarket to buy things today, and I saw two monks' shopping carts full. I thought monks were really rich. When I checked out, the cashier asked him if he would pay in cash or by credit card. One of the monks said: We have come to beg alms.
Twenty-two, some women wear stockings, which look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.
Twenty-three, God lacked a mobile phone, and Jobs went; God lacked bodyguards, so Bruce Lee went; God lacked singers, so Leslie Cheung went; God, are you short of a class teacher?
Twenty-four, the ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. Stay and buy money if you want to pass by. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.