A friend told me that her boyfriend has become more and more stupid recently, which can be seen from the WeChat notes.

She said, "He didn't know which blogger saw it. A fairy posted an article saying that the note her boyfriend gave her was: Paroxetine, also known as: antidepressant drug. Then he immediately sent me The remark was changed to "Sunny Liqun", I almost fainted."

She felt that no straight man would compare his girlfriend to smoke, her boyfriend was probably out of his mind. .

I teased her, "It's good. At least he thinks of you when he wakes up in the morning. He still needs you after eating. He also thinks of you before going to bed. He misses you even more when he is lonely. Subtext. It’s: I need you very much.”

In fact, WeChat comments can still reveal a lot of things. Couples in love always like to use some boring and fancy nicknames, such as little baby, little cute, Little fairies or something like that.

After a long time, the mutual loss mode will be activated. For example, the big sand pig, the pig picked up from the market next door, is sold at half price if you buy one and get one free...

There are also my friend's boyfriend who is like this, completely Don’t care what the other person will think, and change the note to something weird and weird.

Alas, as expected, young couples nowadays are full of love when they fall in love. Except for me and my boyfriend, the notes are all each other’s names. I don’t know why, but I feel like I’ll get tired of seeing too many sweet notes, but it’s his name that makes me tempted.

I summarized that boys who use different types of comments have different styles, just like some boyfriends are little milk puppies, some are little wolfdogs, and some are simple and dedicated pastoral dogs.

WeChat notes are also divided into sweetness levels, with the highest level being those rainbow fart nicknames.

I praise my partner as a fairy and my wife as an adult. One moment she is my dearest and dearest, the next moment she is my sweetheart. I praise her 24 hours a day without stopping.

If you fall in love with a boy who can praise others, the love experience will be good, but it may not last long.

80% of those who have too sweet mouths are trained or have their own buffs. If your boyfriend can coax is a talent, then congratulations, you have found a treasure.

Because he is good at coaxing, teasing, and romance, most of which have been professionally trained by his "exes."

He has a hundred exes and a hundred ways to make you happy, so when you are in love, you don’t have to worry about not having the chance to experience romantic surprises.

If you eat sweets every day, there will always be a day when you are tired of it. At this time, the experienced boyfriends will be creative and update their relationship with some new notes. After all, the same notes are just as boring. Love is somewhat tiring.

I have a friend who is an experienced driver, and his comments are some of the most dirty I have ever seen, and he can be discussed directly on the table.

My girlfriend is either a flat-chested monster or a big-breasted loli. When she is happy, she is a walking aphrodisiac, and when she is unhappy, she is a young model with a pert butt.

Actually, when we are two people, it is quite good to tease each other when they are fighting each other, but I always feel that it is a bit inappropriate to tell everyone.

Moreover, experienced drivers who often drive have unfathomable tricks. It would be better for a simple girl to take a detour to avoid hurting her kidneys and getting sad.

Fairies, babies, lolita, and young models are all good, but I’m afraid that in the chat list of some idiot boyfriends, you don’t even deserve to have a name, and you just become a pig, cat or dog, which changes every week. Your home is enough to open a zoo.

A friend of mine once saw Zheng Shuang's joke about "Meteor Shower" on Weibo, and he was so surprised that he changed his girlfriend's notes for a week.

They are wild boar, spotted pig, bare pig, stupid pig, dumb pig, Ukrainian suckling pig, and sister pig.

After listening to this, I thought: wtf? How did you find a girlfriend and take care of her so well? You simply have no desire to live.

He got even more excited and told me directly, "What the hell, when we were playing LoL, I was crazy for a while and wanted to get points with the poodle, so I changed her remarks to king. Poodle. Guess what, I went up that month."

I was shocked that he was still alive and well, and his girlfriend was still clinging to him. If it were me, I would have been 886. .

Later I understood that the little quarrels between lovers, just like you are my Paxil, even those nicknames that are not flattering, are expressions of love.

After two people have been together for a long time, the other person will understand your way of expression and thinking. She will not think that you are disgusted, but that you are doting on you.

Compared with boys who make rainbow farts all the time and change such weird and unreasonable comments, they may not be good at talking or being warm, but they will love you all the time. The longer it is, the more specific it will be for you.

Just like a well-behaved Chinese garden dog, it will like you for a long time and will always be around you, without wagging its tail, but will not get lost.

Sometimes I think about it, it is great that the modern Internet is developed. We can chat with the people we like on WeChat, change couple avatars on WeChat, show love in personal profiles, and convey our feelings in notes.

Maybe I’m lazy, or maybe Capricorns don’t like those fancy things.

I think sometimes a caring emoji or the other person’s nickname can solve the problem, but a thoughtful person can come up with thousands of notes. Sure enough, people in love are all poets, and their talents are not the same. inferior to contemporary writers.

Of course, everyone has their own preferences. Having a drama star boyfriend can make life a hundred percent sweeter, so what’s wrong with that?

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you despise him for being a fool, but in your heart you want to grow old with this person.