I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.
3. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.
If you can't change your appearance, then you can change your expression.
6. When you want to die, you don't even want to hit the car.
7. Every time I come to the toilet, I always like to say: Why not be chic!
8. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
9. You are my little apple. Oh, shit! I mean, if he really wants to cut you.
10, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
1 1, during the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.
12, a woman said to a man: Come to my house and I'll give you something to eat.
13, two pieces, five million thoughts!
14, the most hateful thing is not the commercial break, but the ending song after the advertisement!
15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
16, there are some things that we didn't understand when we were young, but we are no longer young when we know them.
17. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
18, how can you say that he is out of his mind? On condition that you also have a brain.
19. When you jump into Hong Qigong, you can kill it!
20. In this age when even going to the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.
2 1, don't drag in front of me, the blacklist will tell you that you are more exciting!
22. You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, and so are teenagers. If you can, don't wear clothes and go out to play with your brothers.
23. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.
24. You are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.
Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
26, you say you, grandpa, I teach you to practice the knife, you practice the sword, you practice the sword if you don't practice, and practice the base! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword!
27, not afraid of educated hooligans, but afraid of patient perverts.
28. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!
29, finally found himself a habit, if depravity is a habit.
30. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.
3 1, don't say you don't know what to do. If you don't know, what are you doing now!
32. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
33. The small snow-capped mountains on the road have melted, revealing yellow-green grass and soft soil.
34. The difference between Koreans and Japanese is that one is shameless and the other is ignorant.
35. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.
36. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
37. Men prefer popular women to gossiping women.
38. After class is over, the teacher said, Is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?
39. For those who came to post, Xifeng told you the truth. You look really fucking evil.
40. Homework is the pain of breathing. He lives in everyone's heart. It hurts to translate ancient Chinese, and it hurts to read it.
4 1. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.
42. The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.
43. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.
44. The most attractive is Master Kong. Thousands of people love him.
45. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren.
46. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!
47. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.
48. After studying Chinese for three years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.
49. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.
50. If you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?
5 1, I thought I was decadent, and today I realized that I had scrapped it.
52. If I'm really fine, why don't you?
53. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.
54. I like you so much that you will die.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
57. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?
58. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
59. China is risky, so we should be cautious about rebirth.
60, those hasty time, unscrupulous torture? Soul.
6 1. Go your own way and let the cats and dogs talk.
62. My son must be as clever as me. He will learn it as soon as he learns it, and it will soon pass. As soon as he gets well, he forgets it as soon as he gets well.
63. If we are not asked to get up in the middle of the night to look for food, why should we put a light in the refrigerator?
64. What do you have? It makes me happy to say it.
Don't be gentle with me, I'm afraid of catching a cold.
66. The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.
67. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
68. Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall, and why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?
69. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.
70. Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?
7 1, you and I hate it, stay on earth.
72. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.
If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway.
74. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.
75. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
76. You have a 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth, which Baidu can't find.
77. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.
78. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
79. In front of China, Thailand, wearing a yellow jersey, had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.
80. In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything!
8 1. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.
82. Look at the teacher silently in every math class. I don't understand anyway. Just be happy.
To escape from my family, I decided not to get married!
I also want to be an excellent young man, but life has turned Brother B into a hooligan.
85. There is a kind of missing, which is just nonsense.
86. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!
Wherever I go, I am always in the focus, and I can't help it.
Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!
89. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.
90. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
9 1, don't think you are a lazy sheep.
92. Being a man is actually quite difficult. If you are bold, people will call you sexy, but if you are honest, people will call you a man show.
93. A handsome man like me will always be found out by the teacher when he is absent from class.
94. If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated.
95. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.
96. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.
97. Don't always complain about the shortcomings of your world. Look at the minions It wears a sling without shoulders.
98. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.
99. A good horse never turns back, so I never turn back and walk in circles. As a result, I met the grass again
100, my love for you is like peeing in the middle, and I can't hold it anymore.
10 1. If you are bored again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.
102, people are not smart and bald!
103, I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.
104 Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.
105, don't laugh at students dressed like zongzi at school, because there is a kind of coldness that makes your mother think you are cold.
106, there is a kind of cannibalism in the world. Besides eating, they are still looking for food.
107, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.
108. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.