When you know that face is the least important thing, you really grow up.
I don't talk easily because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth.
4. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.
Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.
6. Don't think that drinking pure milk every day can make you pure.
7. I'd rather live in a high profile than love in a humble way.
8, fat you bitch, always shifting my relationship with food.
9. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If you feel sick, you can't eat.
10, what's the use of being handsome? It was finally eaten by a pawn.
1 1. The happiest thing I met was meeting you at the best moment.
12, put a picture of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night.
13. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, it will still run.
14, put on your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.
15, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!
16, I'm still standing still, not waiting for you, just waiting for myself to give up.
17, boys basically don't break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.
18, there is nothing to pass, only the mood to pass.
19, if I hadn't taken off your clothes, you wouldn't know my love in detail.
20, do not shout pain, not necessarily no feeling. No need, not necessarily not expected.
2 1. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
Don't judge me until you have experienced what I have experienced.
23. When * * becomes a full member, it loses the power of that trait.
24. Don't say how afraid you are of losing, and don't say how much you hate separation.
25, I am very picky, I am difficult to do, I speak badly, I often stink, but that is me.
26, if one day, you can't contact me, then I must freeze to death, freeze to death.
27. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh in front of fans.
28. When you find someone writing your name in the signature, it will be really warm.
29. If someone hurts me one day, I will send him directly to heaven.
30. I didn't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I don't know whether I am important or not.
3 1. Actually, when I woke up in the morning, I still had something to do, that is, go back to sleep.
32. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.
33. How strong do I have to be to listen to other people's stories to pretend nothing happened?
34. If there is no life, the past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
35. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
36. Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical.
37. I hid you in the deepest part of my heart and thought you were opening it.
38. Not being a bad guy is a waste of your sneaky eyes.
39. I told myself, I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.
40. People who don't know how to be satisfied, please don't drink all your feelings with tears.
4 1, the innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months and shake them, and then spread them with the other hand.
42. I am a strong person, and I never need anyone to worry about my strength.
43. The most painful farewell is not to say it, but to know in your heart that it is over.
44. My tears have been shining, but you devalued them.
45. I found that when a man was peeking at you, he automatically turned on the loading mode, and then found that he thought too much.
In fact, each of us likes going to school, but we just don't like going to class.
47. Be careful when brushing your teeth in the future, and don't swallow mouthwash.
48. You may not want to come with me because you are afraid of reaching out, so I reach out and you immediately get up and chase me.
49. Because we don't know anything, it's easy to lose money when we do it. Be careful, don't lose!
50. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.
5 1. Anyone can catch your eye, but only that special person can catch your heart.
I'm not sure how long you will stay in my heart.
53. My brother lives in tragedy, which means that God made him like this? Be strong.
54. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.
55. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and when it's time to make a fool of yourself, it's hot in Kyushu.
56. Trust is like an eraser, which is gradually worn away by repeated mistakes.
57. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.
58. I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.
59. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.
60. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
Give me time, space and logarithm, and I can create a universe.
62. I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.
63. A man's face is bigger than * *, and his self-esteem is more fragile than his second child.
When I have money, I will buy a bus and drive it myself.
65. A woman can have no taste, but she can't have no vision.
66. Unknown lewdness is a man's show, and harmless lewdness is an emotional appeal.
67. There is not much truth in this world. A woman's blush is better than a long conversation.
68. Sometimes it is because I think too much that I feel so sad.
69. The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
70. You wander in the sunny south, and I jump on the grave in the cold night in the north.
7 1, happiness is to find a warm person and live a lifetime.
72. I don't like doing my homework on holidays. I didn't find so much homework until the beginning of school.
If I add up my grades, I can visit the small village where I was born and raised.
74. A person's loneliness is not terrible. The most terrible thing is the loneliness after having a partner.
75. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.
76. It is better to fail in something you like than to succeed in something you hate.
77. Nobody is allowed to hurt my sister. Nobody touches my sister without my permission.
78. There are always a few people in your group who you want to delete but are embarrassed to delete.
79. If you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. Can I have a bite?
80. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?
8 1. Only when men and women are men can the world be peaceful.
82. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every time you sew, you will also encounter puncture pain.
83. You are not allowed to stay up late. Staying up late is very tiring, understand? I will feel bad when you are tired.
84, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire!
85. When love comes to an end. Farting can be a reason to break up.
86. If you get together for a long time, you will get together for a long time; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.
87.what do I owe you? Even dreaming makes me so sad.
88. I found that children wash their hair now, not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!
89. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
90. Is your handsome boyfriend being nice to you only in name?
9 1, those who can't get it are always in turmoil, and those who are optimistic are fearless.
92. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.
93.are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
94. I want to be simple, but I have been living in this impure world. I am relaxed every day, but I have been living very tired.
95. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.
96. The prosperity I promised you is yours.
97. I can only pray that time will pass faster, so that I will be closer to happiness.
98. I put down my self-esteem to love you, and all my thoughts are on you.
99. There are endless tears in my eyes, because there are countless sins in my heart.
100, I tell you, don't look down on people, I not only have a car, but also work by myself!
10 1. I'm here to apologize for my ignorance.
102, the world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone you want to treat gently.
103, I left a blank, and that was the last conversation I gave you.
104, this kind of thing to lose weight is usually called by fat people and done by thin people.
105, living is a * *, if you don't work hard, you will be eliminated by others.
106, besides love, there are carrots in other people's fields.
107, a person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple.