"Qi Pa Shuo" has reached its eighth episode, and there are many masters and talents.

Players like Zhan Qingyun, Huang Zhizhong, Qiu Chen, Yan Rujing, Xiao Xiao, Xi Rui, etc. are definitely well-deserved powerful players.

I remember that during one of the tutor’s debates, Li Dan said that he found that there was a “value-added” link at the end of the debate.

A person like Huang Zhizhong will tell you:

What we are debating is not whether to save the cat or the painting, but whether you can recognize the "distant cry"!

Li Dan said:

Everyone (the debaters) are very smart minds, and they are playing with some very advanced concepts here.

Everyone (audience) is also an audience of "Qi Pa Shuo", do you still remember it?

To be honest, I don’t remember! Maybe I don’t have a high level of thinking, so I forget what I heard.

I absolutely admire those debaters who can produce more arguments or value.

But what did remain in my mind in the end were those funny "talents" and "funny" images.

The "devils" who seemed to be possessed by "snake spirits" or accidentally released made it difficult for me to laugh out loud.

Today I am going to take stock of those weird and wonderful “talents” that make me laugh and impress me constantly!

1. Li Siheng, who is possessed by Trump and speaks in a down-to-earth manner

The debate topic for that period was "The jobs I am interested in are always 996, should I be 886?" "?

The first sentence of the opening line is "It's too difficult for me", and then switch to Trump, Fan is up!

Funny thing is, 996’s job is to hold a bunch of unnecessary and lengthy meetings.

The leader on stage only conveyed one effective message to us. What on earth was he talking about?

The colleagues in the audience brainstormed for ten minutes and only came up with one result: What will we eat for lunch today?

This sentence is simply too true!

I believe that there are many migrant workers who have suffered greatly and experience such inexplicable meetings every day.

During the last month of the company's promotion and salary increase, the department manager, in order to express himself, required employees to hold meetings at eight o'clock every night until ten o'clock.

Chatting all over the place has nothing to do with work. Anyway, I won’t let you go and it will cost you!

Because his superiors may see how "hard-working" he is!

Such a leader is really disgusting!

In point two, he talked about the physical and mental destruction of 996.

From Monday to Sunday, every day I "see death as if I were home". Am I going to work?

No, it is to "visit the grave"!

There is only Sunday in the week. Is Sunday just for you to play with?

I’m using it to help you mentally build up when you go to work on Monday!

Today is Sunday, and I am doing mental construction every minute: What should I do, I have to go to work again every day?

From Monday to Friday, I pray to heaven every day: O dark night, walk slowly!

Every Monday, I silently complain in my heart: How great it would be if today was Friday!

Do you think it is easy for us poor office workers? Just thinking about it makes me feel desolate!

Physically, it was another round of devastation.

I went to the hospital for a physical examination and when I got the results, I thought I had gotten a big advantage.

I only spent two hundred yuan and found out more than a dozen diseases!

Staying up late and working overtime is not only harmful to the body, but what is even more frightening is that if you are not careful, you can easily get a work-related injury - "overwork obesity"!

Who is willing to accept this appalling "overwork"?

Oh my God! Life is really difficult!

It’s 3 o’clock. I’m so busy that I don’t have time to see the scenery. I have to wait until the holidays to see the scenery!

The picture of holiday travel is like this:

There are cars all along the way, where is the scenery?

Finally, when we arrived at our destination, we saw that it was full of people again! Might as well watch the car on the road!

When I was a student, I could still go for a walk during the winter and summer vacations.

There are not many people around for miles, so you don’t have to worry about long queues in the women’s restroom, and there won’t be a bunch of inexplicable “intruders” in your photos!

Unfortunately, there was no money at that time and there were not many places to go!

When I grow up, I have money and want to go, but I don’t have time!

How difficult the adult world is!

He said every joke calmly, but made the whole audience burst into laughter. This is what makes Li Siheng so impressive!

(2) Xiao Hei looks like Li Kui and speaks in a lolita tone!

It must be said that Xiao Hei’s self-introduction clearly grasped his positioning!

Throughout the whole process, I saw a chubby guy acting cute and adorable. The important thing is, I didn’t feel disgusted at all.

The topic of this issue is: Do you support the introduction of a compulsory course on love in universities?

Xiao Hei has a non-supportive attitude. Let’s take a look at his various classic tricks. It’s so funny!

Pouting!

First of all, I don’t support taking one more class. I don’t care what class you take!

Confirmed the look!

Secret glances!

Where is my target?

Questions from the depths of the soul: Didn’t I take a love class? Target!

I just want to say that Xiao Hei conquered me with his exaggerated yet cute body movements!

When I was having a fight with Brother Lei, I just kept the cuteness going to the end!

If you can’t answer, just change the topic:

It’s indeed very professional, so let’s talk about something else!

Hearing that Brother Lei had no time, his reaction was quite funny:

Oops, you have no time!

Xiao Hei, you are really poisonous, hahahahahahahahaha! I want to offer my knees with my own hands!

Even Brother Lei admitted that he was too shameless, and he completely defeated himself with his cuteness!

It is said that coquettish women have the best luck, and I think cute men will not be bad luck either!

(3) Xiaotong with Northeastern debate style

Do you think this is the end?

No, it’s one wave after another!

Heavyweight Feng Xiaotong came on stage, followed by Xiao Hei, and turned up the weird atmosphere to the maximum!

He is indeed a Northeastern man. His strong Northeastern vibe makes it difficult not to attract people!

The little mouth is buzzing, the volume is rising, and the local flavor is coming one after another, it’s really amazing!

University teachers are all older men and young women. They cannot protect themselves, but you still dare to learn!

If he dares to teach and you dare to learn, sooner or later he will fool you!

Please let the university teacher go, this is not his job.

If you have to let a rooster lay eggs, this is called sin!

Finally, he said arrogantly:

I don’t want to fall in love, what can you do to me!

Personally, I feel that Northeastern dialect is a very contagious language among Chinese dialects, even surpassing Taiwanese accent.

Anyway, I have no resistance at all to this Northeastern style!

Next time someone urges us to fall in love and find a partner, you can reply confidently:

I won’t talk about it, I won’t talk about it, what can you do!

As a teammate, Qiu Chen couldn’t help but complain:

What kind of style is this? What's going on with you two fat guys!

The status of "two people turning two evils" has been stabilized!

(4) Exaggerated acting like a debate king

In this debate, in addition to the two "talents" Xiao Hei and Xiaotong, there is also a king!

This issue is definitely my favorite among the eight issues.

The audience was all crazy and funny, with lots of hilarious moments.

The king’s debate can be called an exaggerated acting, which makes people want to ask if she has been acting recently?

Learn the love routines in TV dramas and novels:

I’ll give you five million, please leave my son immediately (pretend to be the hero’s mother)!

Pinru, if you leave Hong Shixian, there will be no home anywhere (a wave of advertising)!

Various pretending to cry, spinning in circles, and opening hands turned Qi Pa Shuo into a dramatic stage!

I originally thought it was just exaggerated and funny, but in the end it actually sublimated!

It turns out that in love, the easiest person to deceive you is not the scumbag man or scumbag woman, but yourself!

That’s why we need to open this course so that we can know ourselves and not deceive ourselves.

To be honest, compared to the previous kings, the king is really impressive and impressive!

(5) I like both connotative contestants and interesting souls

After watching so many episodes of Qi Pai Shuo, in terms of comedy, I like the above four Qi Pai debaters the most.

Of course, in terms of strength, many great gods are very powerful, and some are even really admired!

However, today I will only discuss the ability to be funny!

"Qi Pa Shuo" has so many "talents" that it's hard not to be funny!

Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique!

Hope to see more interesting souls!

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