Zhang Tianliang, hurry up and book a young marriage for your two children.
◎ What's the feeling of math class? "Do you know what it is to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?"
In the past, those hurdles you thought you couldn't get through, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for short legs …
Don't call us single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf.
When I was a child, I used to say, "Look at me, look at you, look at Lao Li next door."
Love is like a lottery ticket. If you win, you will get happiness.
I like you like this! I have no money, but I still have it.
◎ My brother told you that you can't go to school all the time, and you will get hemorrhoids as soon as you sit down. It hurts!
◎ Gold always glows, but you piece of glass slag can only reflect light.
◎ How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.
Brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.
◎ Funny signature: I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is beautiful and the other is you.
The saddest thing about watching [heirs] is that you can't watch it without subtitles! !
◎ The teacher spoke smartly and the students listened nervously.
◎ If ESC is the exit key of life, then my ESC key has already been pressed.
As the saying goes, two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.
If you grow up like that, don't be spoiled. It is easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.
I usually scold you, but I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.
Did you break up? Don't leave. Can you give me back the money for the pudding you just ate?
◎ "What do you mean by taking only one spoonful of weak water?" "I only copied her homework for the whole group."
Believe me, my heart is better than my appearance.
If the country scores your looks, you can enjoy the minimum living standard of your looks.
My dog downstairs is finally useful, so I let it chew my test paper.
You are not a VIP. Not even an IP, you're just a P.
◎ I must be a shining psycho in your mediocre life. .
◎ Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
At this age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag … only mosquitoes are left.
◎ It's a big mistake to have a man who doesn't get laid. Meet men and have sex for heaven.
After studying for decades, I still feel that kindergarten is easier to mix.
◎ I have a good background, and I only have a back.
After three days, let your partner hold the flowers firmly. You poke me, and I will let you know what a rose funeral is on the spot.
After a night of deliberation, I decided to be thin or die.
Every time I do a math problem, I feel particularly fulfilled.
Jiumao and Sanmao are happy because they are together. .....
Rain God Rain God, come to my house and give us a heavy rain.
Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.
Fatty, don't bully your waist if you can. Rush to the chest, I can hold it,
◎ There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost, which is so big that it can be swallowed in one gulp.