Children's sharp turn 20 17 latest edition
1. When a blind man was about to walk to the edge of the cliff, he suddenly turned and walked back. Why? Answer: Because he is blind in only one eye.
Every morning, it rises in the east and sets in the west. Guess a five-word thing? Answer: Yes, yes, yes, the sun stutters a little.
There is a man who lives on the thirteenth floor. He always takes the elevator to the first floor when he goes out every day, and only takes the elevator to the fourth floor when he comes back, and then climbs upstairs. Why? Answer: He is too short to press the button.
Cao Lan stopped a taxi at the roadside. When she got into the taxi, she was immediately kicked out by the driver. Why? Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going and she said she wouldn't tell you.
The cow was called "calf" when it was young. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young? Answer: Son of a bitch.
6. Xiao Chen eats instant noodles at midnight. Why does he stare at his watch while eating? Answer: The edible period of that noodle is today.
7. Why does Mr. Chen say that he can't live without women all day? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer.
8. My uncle's sister-in-law, but not my aunt, then who is she? Answer: My mother.
I have nine apples, but I have to give them to thirteen children. What should I do? Answer: squeeze juice
10. What is the biggest difference between newspaper news and TV news? A: Newspapers can be stored after reading.
Children's intellectual sharp turn 20 17 classic edition
1. Xiaoming bought something from 75 yuan with one hundred yuan, but the boss only gave him five yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gives the boss yuan.
2. Grandpa Li was robbed of100,000 yuan by gangsters. Why didn't he feel distressed and smiled instead? Answer: Because the gangster was beaten by his grandson who went to kindergarten.
3. "Failure is the mother of success", so what is success for failure? Answer: antonym
There is a fat man and a thin man walking together. The fat man was suddenly knocked down by the falling high-voltage line. The fat man died, and the thin man didn't touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why? Answer: The thin man was killed.
Some people can drink a dozen sorghum, but he got drunk after only half a bottle of beer tonight. Why? Answer: He just drank a dozen sorghum not long ago.
6. When will you see the most stars? Answer: I stepped on a mine.
7. Why did dinosaurs become extinct? A: At that time, there was no animal protection association.
8. You can have another can of coke, or you can buy a big one and a small one when you buy washing powder. What store can't buy it for free? Answer: coffin shop
9. What is the happiest thing to do? Answer: Open heart surgery.
10. Where does Joan of Arc come from? Answer: the kingdom of heaven
1 1. Why is there a sad Juliet? Answer: Because there is a loving Romeo.
12. Why are there stars in the sky? Answer: It proves Einstein's theory of relativity that there are stars in the sky and orangutans underground.
13. You can't wash it off if you jump into the Yellow River. How can you clarify yourself? Answer: Jump into Clarification Lake.
14. How do Mongolians walk on horseback? Answer: Ride a horse for a walk.
15. Why don't most people like to celebrate the New Year? Answer: No one will put anything on the cake.
16. Close your eyes. What can you see? Answer: dreams
17. Pippi, who just went to kindergarten, has studied English for a month but can talk to foreigners without difficulty. Why? Answer: Foreigners speak Mandarin to him.
18. People from Taiwan Province Province went to Hawaii for vacation, but drowned at the seaside and shouted for help, but no one paid attention to him. Why? Answer: No one knows Chinese.
19. When Napoleon commanded the battle, he shouted "Go!" Why are all the soldiers not moving? A: Napoleon spoke Chinese. How can a soldier understand it?
20. Xiaolong's father saw Xiaolong's schoolbag full of money, but turned a blind eye. Why? Answer: That's a children's toy.
Children's intellectual sharp turn 20 17 popular version
1. The gangster robbed the MTV store and shot the owner. The shopkeeper hurriedly took out a video, but it was safe. Why? Answer: The gangster took a water gun.
* * * Last Mid-Autumn Festival advocated "Don't let Chang 'e laugh at us for being dirty", but this year it didn't. Why? Answer: Because Chang 'e died of laughter last year.
3. Picking "bones" in an egg is deliberately looking for trouble. What does it mean to choose a "stone" in an egg? Answer: Chickens have to pick stones when they get kidney calculi.
Xiao Ming went to a joke telling contest and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: I'm afraid the jokes will be stale by then.
What should you do if your girlfriend asks you for the stars in the sky? Answer: Give him a punch before he wants the moon.
6. Whose festival is April 1st? Answer: Yours
7. Why are there typhoons in summer? Answer: Because he wants to hibernate.
8. Why is lightning always faster than thunder? Answer: Because Lei Gong said that ladies are preferred.
9. What is the greatest wish of a prisoner who is about to be shot? Answer: Put on the bulletproof vest.
10. As a native of China, do you know why you must eat moon cakes on Mid-Autumn Festival? Answer: Eat sun cakes if you want.
1 1. After the milk powder advertisement, Bao Xiao's mother went to Canada to buy pollution-free milk powder. As a result, Bao Xiao ate it and still had loose bowels. Why? Answer: Because it is made of blisters in Taiwan Province Province.
12. Datou bought a pair of shoes, never worn them, and walked around with them. What is this for? Answer: He said that shoes would break if worn for a long time.
13. Kittens like sports. One day, he did strenuous exercise in the scorching sun of 30 degrees Celsius. Why doesn't he sweat? Answer: He swims in the water.
14. What are the names of the twins born by Bai Bingbing and Guan Gong? Answer: Pink Party
15. There is a bird in the tree. How can we catch them all? Answer: use a camera
16. Xiaohua asked Li Mingyi to sign, but Li Mingyi refused to answer. Why? Answer: Xiaohua asked him to sign the spouse column of his ID card.
17. When is the best time to have a second child? Answer: You can't bully the second child when the boss is away.
18. One day, Xiao Chen accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. Why does his hand hurt? Answer: Because Xiao Chen severely beat the telephone pole.
19. One day, the famous singer Tayu Lo appeared in the busy street of Ximending. Why didn't anyone recognize him? Answer: Because he forgot to bring sunglasses.
20. Why are Eskimos the only people living in the Arctic? Answer: Because they are lonely people.