We never forget the truth, but we are more and more capable of telling lies.

My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day.

When the goods expire, people are tired of watching them. When will you be awesome in my heart?

Look at it, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

I told my mother that I needed calcium supplements. My mother just threw me a sentence: cover the quilt at night.

Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

It turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe!

Who can't lie, but it's not easy to lie until you fool yourself.

I am bored and have nothing to do. I like sleeping to kill time …

Your popularity is as strong as my beriberi,

The wolf will never leave Kotaro, because he said he would definitely come back.

Boss, a bottle of 1982 mineral water//

"You two are still two, two are there, no three no four │.

Close my eyes and I see my future. ...

Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

Live, die, and fight for life. . . . . Men don't stink. Women can't sleep?

The full name of loveliness is: poor and unloved.

Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

Look up at the sky, tears will not fall, try to look up, nose will not flow.

Suddenly there was a white light, and I posed, thinking that someone had photographed it. It turned out to be lightning. Sorry ~

Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

It is said that there is a story called Sima Gang smashing the light, and I heard that there is also a story about selling small matches for girls.

Today, I will go to Milk Peak first, then take a bath in Xiandong, and it's time to go back to my nest at night.

If you dare to forget me, I will put you in my trouser pocket.

The poor commit suicide with cliffs, and the rich bungee jump with cliffs.

Funny personality signature: I told my mother that I was short of calcium. After reading the personality signature of the personality network, I was more energetic and got good grades. Admitted to Tsinghua Peking University is not a problem.

Love, like a flat-chested woman, is always crowded.

Yeah! Caught a cold! Yeah! Fever! Yeah! Ahem! Yeah! Nasal congestion! Yeah! Rest.

Honey. . . On 5.20. 13. 14, I will say to you: go home from work and cook.

I worked hard to get fat just to occupy more space in your heart.

&&I love you, you know. I don't love you, you know. But now, do you know I love you?

Millions of tall buildings have risen from the ground, and everything depends on ourselves.

"Drunk to death" and "Party every night" are taking off.

Don't pull calves less, eat more and pull calves. You must afford it.

Turn on the computer and guess someone else's photo album password. No problem. Don't be ridiculous, but you have to guess the space password first. ......

Women will never know how painful eggs are.

Mom said: there was no money to adopt at that time, and now there is no spare money to adopt, so I came.

What's really terrible is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of cows casting pearls before swine.

It's not that there is no such song in the world, but that my album has not been released yet.

I gently hold your little hand, with countless words in my mouth, begging you to pay back the money.

When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable I was when I spoke.

Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.