Funny sentences with personalized signatures (selected 190 sentences)

Whether in school or in society, everyone is very familiar with those catchy sentences. The composition of the sentences Part, including six types: subject, predicate, object, attributive, adverbial, and complement. What kind of sentences are good sentences? The following are the funny sentences with personalized signatures that I have collected for everyone for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need.

Funny sentences with personalized signature 1

1. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal

2. Don’t think that you have chicken feathers stuck in your body , he is an angel.

3. If you have any questions, please go straight to the topic and don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

4. Don’t become bad in dissoluteness, just suppress it in silence.

5. Are you living like a will-o’-the-wisp and trying to light up others?

6. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but I didn’t realize the whole world until I grew up. None can save me.

7. Love is just a high fever, and missing you is a cough that will never get better.

8. If you are not full, you will only have one worry; if you are full, you will have countless worries.

9. Live with a romantic and childlike heart, and face life with a positive and mature heart.

10. Work for life, and work becomes life.

11. People always love to deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.

12. Power is in the hands of officials; money is in the hands of the rich; mistresses are in the arms of the boss; harmonious society is in the news network; the most shameless is in Weibo; cowhide is in the mouths of experts; love In cars and houses; good people are in cemeteries; chastity is in kindergartens; chronic poisons are in food; patience is in the hearts of the people!

13. Those who have not reviewed will always be in turmoil, and those who fail will have nothing to fear.

14. You look really comical, and your life is simply retro-leaning. Okay, I admit that I praised you too much.

15. The tickets are so expensive that countless heroes have broken their waists.

16. Smoking is an art of life. Smoking is an attitude towards life.

17. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet. The man's words are a bit ambiguous.

18. A funny signature about age: We are all growing up, because every wrinkle has its own fixed hairline.

19. Life is a game, but I am not even qualified to play.

20. The most unspeakable sentence every day is: "I'm hungry." The most unspeakable sentence is: "I'm hungry again."

21. When I was born , my hands shook, I chose the difficult mode, and I was born in China.

22. Life should be lived wonderfully, why should you care about what others say badly.

23. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two kinds, girls are very manly, boys are very effeminate...

24. Our weather forecast is very good Within a few minutes, the Japanese said "It rains all over the country"

25. Learning to forget is the skill of life, and learning to smile is the art of life.

26. Many people ask whether the departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet or the lack of retention of the buttocks. I can only say that it is an discomfort in the stomach.

27. The highest state of cuckolding is to have sex again and again.

28. There is such a person in China - he holds many positions and is extremely powerful. This man's surname is Jiang, and his name is Jiang Daqiao. The positions on his business card include: "Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge", "Wuhan Yangtze River Bridge", "Jiujiang Yangtze River Bridge", "Wuhu Yangtze River Bridge", "Tongling Yangtze River Bridge"...

29. If you want to be a profound person, you need enough experience without sufficient academic qualifications.

30. If you are not crazy at the age of twenty, you have no ambition; if you are crazy at the age of thirty, you have no brains.

31. Falling out of love is not a bad thing, it may also be the beginning of your next happiness.

32. There is only one thing in the world that can always withstand the impact of life: a peaceful heart.

33. Life is like a TV series. Yesterday was the last episode of today, and the only thing to be continued is tomorrow.

34. A man’s promise is like an 80-year-old lady’s teeth, they are rarely true.

35. How many people pretend to be crazy and laugh in order to prevent others from seeing what they are thinking.

　36. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success, but giving up will definitely lead to failure.

　37. Waiting for you is not scary. The scary thing is that I am not waiting for you.

38. To make friends, quantity is not required, only quality.

39. Don’t use your eyes to shock me, because my glasses are insulated.

40. I could have tolerated the darkness if I had never seen the sun.

41. The feelings in the world are one that helps each other but gets tired until we grow old, and one that forgets each other but misses each other until we cry.

42. After seeing Xinrong, I realized that Zhihua is a good person.

43. Donor: There is no limit to learning and hard work to build a boat. If you need it, use Noah’s boat.

44. If I die, please don’t be sad for me. Collect 7 dragon balls to revive me.

45. Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

46. If you ride the wind back, I will chase you on a somersault cloud.

47. Disciples who do not want to betray their master are all incompetent disciples.

48. We two idiots can just piece together a genius

49. It turns out that brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing machine in the other. Tool.

50. I have passed by your heart, it’s not that I don’t want to stay, it’s that you refuse to take me in. Personalized Funny Sentences 2

1. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, OMG! All black...

2. Dozens of beauties said I was handsome, but I didn’t admit it, so they hit me with bricks and said I was hypocritical.

3. Representative figures of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people use it every day

4. Teacher, something bad happened, the homework turned into a butterfly and flew away

5. Youth is not always around , you should seize the time to fall in love

6. Happiness is like nonsense, the more nonsense it becomes, the lighter it becomes

7. Mobile phones are not everything, and it is absolutely impossible not to have a mobile phone< /p>

8. There are no handsome men in the world. With advanced technology, there will be naturally.

9. In fact, anyone looks ugly if you look carefully. It’s good if you can see past it

10. If you don’t fight, no one will give you power and power in the world; if you don’t make a name for yourself, no one will know your last name

11. Over time, you can get used to everything and hate everything

13. Ethereal things always fail by themselves

14. The saddest thing in life The only thing is that we can never control our own lives

15. The sky can collapse and the earth can split, but I am a calm brother

16. I am a generous person who can love Everyone in the world

17. Memories are a bridge leading to the prison of loneliness

18. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

19. Have you ever loved dogs? The kind that can speak human language

20. Some people say that love without bread will starve to death

21. The sun rises in the East China Sea and sets in the west. There is a day of sorrow and a day of happiness. When things don’t get too complicated, people feel comfortable and feel comfortable

22. When you leave, don’t slam the door too hard, you may have to come back

23. Rich people Finally got married, and the poor man went home to plant potatoes

24. Don’t complain, because others don’t take you seriously

25. When God destroys you, he must first go crazy

26. Polite behavior, inner kindness, and purity of soul are the criteria for judging good and bad.

27. The highest realm of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let them. Come and soak you

28. In order to light up the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky

29. My strengths: courage to admit my mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to change

30. I’m going to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my bangs so much that my neck feels crooked.

Funny Sentences with Personalized Signatures 3

1. There is a bright moonlight on the bed, and the lights are not turned off at night; why do you want to ask? I just can’t sleep

2. I like aristocrats, but I don’t like single aristocrats. Does anyone have the same idea as me?

3. Good luck to my Cancer friends, heirs The three major boys will accompany you to live your life together

4. Who said men are better than women? If you have the ability, let a man help you give birth to a child

5. The three legendary stars: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi, Xiaobing Zhang Ga, referred to as Lei Di Gaga

6. Doraemon said: Little Bear, what you want is not me, just the pocket.

7. Friends, you like me Just say it loudly and don’t hide it.

8. When something happens, you should look for the reason in yourself. Don’t just look for trouble. 9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is more and more different. The Generation of Waves

10. Your sleeping position determines your hairstyle. Start studying your sleeping position and hairstyle carefully from today on.

11. Dreaming, everything is possible. Daydreaming can make you happy. Your dreams are easier to realize

12. No need to quibble, the facts are the facts and you will never change

13. Don’t argue with fools, otherwise others will be confused Who is the fool?

14. In fact, I deliberately did not grow taller because I am afraid of heights. I would be scared if I grew too tall.

15. When I was in the chemistry experiment class, The teacher said: All students in the first and second rows should go back

16. I am used to your love, so I will not allow you to betray me

17. Don’t be prepared for anyone If you don’t give in, I won’t compromise with you again

18. Either play and don’t take it seriously, or fall in love until marriage

19. I have enough confidence to welcome anyone’s My hurt

20. Please take your hypocrisy and leave my world

21. If you can’t find a woman as good as my sister, don’t appear in my world again. In front of me

22. Don’t say how much you love me, if you love me you won’t leave me

23. Set your position right and don’t take yourself too seriously

24. No matter who you fall in love with now, I will never frown again

25. Some things are innate and can never be erased< /p>

26. With a beautiful appearance, who will care about your beautiful heart

27. A useless man can never give a woman happiness

28. Like You don’t need any reason, I just love you like this

29. Strong girls will cry, but they will never admit defeat

30. I would rather be proud and moldy than Humble love

31. Don’t say you will change, hinder my pace and waste my youth

32. Can you let me have an accident and die and rescue is ineffective< /p>

33. School is a place where a group of people gather together and then break them up

34. The three things you want most in school are long-lasting love, true friendship, Ideal results

35. Stay with me for the purpose of love! Let’s take eternity as the deadline

36. Thank you for staying with me and giving me warm protection

37. I am short-sighted and can’t see your face clearly, and I can’t remember you. Your figure

38. In the best time in my memory, thank you for meeting the best you

39. After graduation, we look back silently, and time passes quietly through our fingers. Time has flown away

40. Some things are good to know, no need to say more; some people are good to know, no need to have close friendships

41. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, schools The price increase in the canteen has made the students starve to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home

42. In that year’s homework, one person made a mistake, but the whole class made a mistake

43. Everyone There is a blind spot, you can’t get out, and others can’t break in

44. Let faith become the sun of tomorrow, let thoughts illuminate my soul

45. My My attitude is up to me, and you can handle the rest as you wish

46. My character is good, but my parents are also worried

47. After many years, it is me who likes your parents Parents

48. I don’t need others to comfort me. I love myself more than anyone else

49. Please stay away from me. I have no partner, but I have a husband< /p>

50. As long as I can get rid of you, I will never let go of any opportunity. Personalized signature funny sentences 4

1. Only now do I know that the pencil is not only 2b but also you.

2. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

3. In the winter, I am sleepy at all times except when sleeping.

4. It is said that women are like clothes. If you don’t wear clothes, are you embarrassed to go out?

5. Others are holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Let’s see who doesn’t like it and bite it twice...

6. Whether you are cheap or not, the mistress is right there. . Infertility.

7. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

8. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

9. Women are chessmen, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my movements are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

10. Chastity is the most expensive dowry for a girl.

11. What will QQ do if you die in a few decades?

12. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

13. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

14. All weekends that are not aimed at sleeping are just hooligans!

15. Some people say I am a playboy, but I think I am passionate.

16. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them?

17. After the teacher finished the lesson, he said: Is there anything else you don’t understand? I stretched and said, "Teacher, what's this class?"

18. Beast, let go of that girl, let me come first.

19. I really hope there will be a big flood and flood the school.

20. You get what you pay for, and you will feel more hungry after drinking porridge.

21. Carve your QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.

22. Ma Huateng said privately: Studying Chinese for ten years is not as effective as chatting on QQ for half a year! .

23. When you are rich, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

24. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

25. Can’t influence you? I will cremate you.

26. My name is God, and my nickname is Jesus. My English name is God, and my name is Tathagata.

27. Go on a dating show to challenge your shamelessness.

28. The heart of a man who cheats is like an onion, peeling it constantly, until he is peeled to the end and burst into tears.

29. Thunder, can you be happy if you uninstall it?

30. The handsome brother is too individual and the system cannot display it. Please refresh.

31. Your wife has cheated on you, but you still smile so well

32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

33. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

34. You said you pretended to be a famous lady. By the way, your father is Tianpeng.

35. Look how sweet your smile is, just like Pan Jinlian, one of the four beauties.

36. "In those days, "I was a friend" and "I was a classmate" were collectively called the three insurmountable gods.

37. My wallet is like an onion. It makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

38. Some girls are the same as house prices. Only when you look back can you realize that you were wrong in not taking action in the first place.

39. I think it’s a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she’s cold when she’s alone!

40. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 consecutive months, you will definitely live to be 100 years old! 5 Funny Sentences with Personalized Signatures

1. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look at you at all, and everyone is very busy.

2. In fact, the reason for the failure of Big Big Wolf is that other wolves eat raw, but this guy insists on eating cooked

3. Acne comes after acne, and there are so many acne. It has not been cured this year, and there are honeycombs on my face.

4. The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable. Hengbiao: Life is bitter

5. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart

6. Hold the hand of the child and drag the child away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away!

7. Being shameless, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

8. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one period is longer than six periods.

9. Master, after putting on my cassock, you will become my disciple.

10. Staying up late means you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed means you don’t have the courage to start the day.

11. If you are well, it will be a sunny day. If you are not well, I'll beat you to death

12. Boss, do you have Nestlé? Give me a bottle of Youlemei

13. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people use it every day

14. There is a kind of helplessness, which is that you can’t get out of the trap even if you have the strength.

15. The girl you like belongs to someone else, and the girl you don’t like also belongs to someone else.

16. There is a kind of injury called winter vacation homework, and there is a kind of pain called writing until the hand is disabled

17. I remember a teacher said when I was in school, "I will kill you with one slap."

18. Don’t be so persistent with me, Mr. Zuoye, I hate you very much.

19. I don’t like doing homework during the holidays. I didn’t realize there were so many homeworks until school was about to start.

20. Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, but I only have 100 million, which is still a memory;