My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Grandpa Mao said that people who don't want to get married are hooligans.

A man is like a coin of 1. Yuan, with 1 on the front and chrysanthemums on the back.

6. Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

7. Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

8. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

9. You will be happy if you don't listen to me. So you don't understand my humor.

10, I'm not looking at the moon, I'm looking at Chang 'e!

1 1, brothels are full because people are lonely.

12, if someone professes to like you. You say it. Come on. Baby.

13, oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

14, what should I do if the egg hurts? Rub the egg and continue!

15, summer is not good, and when you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind …

16. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me. ...

17, sunflower, a flower grinning at the sun.

18, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

19, there are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

20, the ancients said: men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees.

2 1, if you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

22. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

23. Twitter, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane are you flying? Boeing 747.

24. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said.

25. If someone uses a honey trap for me, I will cooperate.

26. I am not your little raccoon. I can't have fun like you.

I am not a cold-blooded person, but you must not turn me into a cold-blooded person.

28. I think the sky is so long that the land is long. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

29. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. !

When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

3 1, my family was poor when I was a child. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

32. When I see a B, I always keep my head down. It is not that I am educated, but that I am looking for bricks.

33. The moment we passed by was so perfect. Aren't you afraid to twist your neck when you look back?

No matter how well the house is repaired, it is only a temporary residence, and that small box is your permanent home.

35. The world tells me that there is nothing, nothing, no money, nothing. -

36. Since the beginning of school, I have never done anything that worries my teacher. I think this is a bright spot in my study.

37. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four generations of apples.

38. Life is like a play. What role does it play? I am afraid that others will look down on me, and I am afraid that I will not live up to expectations.

39. The sky is used to shelter from the wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

4 1, Newton said: give me a fulcrum, I can pry up a toilet …

42. I didn't know until I read the history ... that the White Snake had an affair with Fahai → _→

43. Boss: A bottle of 2-year-old Wang Laoji, please!

44. Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong …

45. You are my Youlemeili. I can throw you away after drinking.

46. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui's.

47. Forgive your past and move on to your future.

48. My life used to be a coffee table, but with your spoon, it became tableware.

49. Who is it? If I say I like you now, will it be too late?

Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

5 1 Long ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. The lies were washed first, and they left in real clothes, but the truth refused to wear lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies in real clothes, but it was hard to accept the naked truth!

52. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

53. If you fall, stand up and change your posture before you fall.

54. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

55. Watermelon, watermelon, did you hear that? I am a cantaloupe, I am a cantaloupe. Please come in.

56. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.

I can resist anything but temptation.

58. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

59. That on my brother's face is definitely not acne, it's called youth.

60. Don't talk to me about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day ...