2. If I had known it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have had a doll kiss.

3. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!

My friend said that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.

7. I was distracted in class and wanted to know which page the teacher was talking about, but I found that the pages of people around me were different!

8. If you agree, you have the final say. If there is any objection, I have the final say.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

10. It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

1 1. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers absolutely stunned Xueba.

12. I think it is a hooligan's behavior for a girl to say that she is cold when she is alone.

13. A mirror was installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

14. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

15. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

16. After the exam, the gifted students will say, "Lie down, another mistake! Poor students will say, "Emma, one more!"

17. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called complete ignorance, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, and an application question called falling apart.

18. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

19. The teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

Please don't let him use his head. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it is easy to move and everything is paste.