Details Baidu bv brother or Zhang Buwei

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The first time I saw this person in Baidu Post Bar was probably in June 5438+this year 10. In World of Warcraft, a guy first posted a post with the title "Brother is invincible and handsome, kneel down and worship me", and then posted such a photo.

Well, let's talk about what happened next, regardless of what this person looks like.

After posting a post like that, this person posted a post with every bar friend in the name of "Zhang Buwei", which basically means "My brother is invincible and handsome" and "kneel in front of my brother" and so on.

Next, everyone found this guy who likes to post his own photos and claims to be invincible and handsome, and then attacked him, and all kinds of foul language fell on his head. Anyway, you should think of all the dirty words in Chinese as much as possible, and you'd better not forget the dialect.

The next thing is even funnier. This Zhang Buwei was not drowned by everyone's saliva, but became worse like a stimulant. After everyone's post, he went on to say that "upstairs is obviously in love with this brother" and "upstairs is going to be in the arms of this brother" ...

At this point, an image of extreme narcissism and thicker skin than bark was established.

I forgot who said, "If a person doesn't even have a face, then he is really invincible."

He is such a typical person. No matter how others scold him, he always answers with the same similar "invincible handsome" without blushing at all. So my friends were defeated one by one, exclaiming that this person's shameless has been extraordinary, even worse than Sister Furong, truly invincible.

Then, netizens gave full play to their artistic expertise. In view of his "jade photos" constantly appearing, they gave full play to their strengths and various PS works came out one after another in an attempt to suppress this person's arrogance. As a result, this person should be what he is, ignoring these "works of art"

It's no use scolding him. He continues to indulge in posting. Unconsciously, another voice appeared.

Since we can't scold him, we might as well fight poison with poison. The friends in the bar found out all kinds of photos of obscene men from the photos of online netizens and posted them on the bar, imitating his tone and saying, "What is Zhang Buwei, handsome or not?" "This brother is invincible and handsome, and Zhang Buwei will die." ...

For a time, World of Warcraft Baidu Post Bar simply became an amusement special for "indecent men". Everyone gave up the discussion of the game itself and found more "indecent photos" on the Internet to compare who is the real "invincible handsome".

The bar owner may have seen it, but now there is a serious problem in the atmosphere of posting bars. If we don't stop World of Warcraft, I'm afraid it will really become Zhang Buwei's world. Next, Post Bar began a large-scale rectification action, and Zhang Buwei's ID was blocked.

Where can I resist an ID? So a kind of ID appeared on the post bar, including "Zhang Buwei", "Invincible Zhang Buwei" and "_ Zhang Buwei _" …

A news shocked the whole world of Warcraft. Although Zhang Buwei's ID was blocked, he still appeared in other post bars with various similar IDs, such as "go-karting" and "dance troupe". What I experienced was a mess and nothing grew. I also found that there is a "Zhang Buwei" in Baidu Post Bar. In addition to narcissistic posts that are taken for granted, there are countless similar posts that worship Zhang Buwei and join Zhang Buwei's fan group.

Soon, Baidu Post Bar was full of Zhang Buwei. When everyone exclaimed that the scourge was coming, I'm afraid few people realized that this was a big scene at this time, and I'm afraid it wasn't Zhang Buwei himself.

What I still can't understand is why such people have a group of fanatical fans. Perhaps in this era of advocating individuality, it needs special talents to make people like it, such as hibiscus.

I'm kidding. In fact, this worship is more like a joke.

In fact, there is still a question, whether Zhang Buwei, the first person to send photos, is himself, whether someone will "humiliate" himself with photos, and whether there is such a narcissist in this world.

If not, that photo was maliciously used by unfortunate netizens. Is it a legendary violation of portrait rights?

Zhang Buwei gradually no longer represents a person, but a group of people, a phenomenon.

Today, a few months later, Zhang Buwei's craze has gradually subsided, and the World of Warcraft Post Bar has also restored the calm at that time, just like Sister Furong is not popular now. However, some people will think of this person occasionally. When he posted, he asked, "Why has Zhang Buwei disappeared recently?" If there is no accident, a similar ID will be issued immediately, and then he will say, "My brother is invincible and handsome, and the landlord is obviously in love with him."

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In other words, everyone is Zhang Buwei?

Let's take a look at some post titles in Zhang Buwei Bar. "You can despise me, it's my fault to be handsome!" You should be jealous! ""For those who support Zhang Buwei, let's give Fann Group a name. " "Finished, Aku has risen, and Zhang Buwei has encountered a big challenge!" "My brother is as handsome as Wei." "B Wei, B Wei. We will always support you! " "I am a fan of Zhang Buwei. "

You may know the nature of this phenomenon.

You can find such posts on the Internet.

"Give' Zhang Buwei'

If the name of the person in the photo is "Zhang Buwei", I'm sure you didn't send the photo, or you are mentally ill. I suggest going to the hospital. Really, you make the whole bar sick. There are pictures of you (or people you hate) everywhere.

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Seeing such a serious person, I think he is boring and has no sense of humor.

Well, that's all. Finally, I advise you not to post your photos on the Internet. I'm afraid you are also a victim of this kind of thing. Most importantly, you may not even realize it yourself.

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Quotations:

"If Shuai Neng eats Ben, Shuai Neng will feed 3 billion people."

"XX is obviously a fan of my brother."

"XX is obviously jealous of the handsome brother."

"Shyness will only make you miss a good time. Be handsome, show that you are not handsome, and be confident."

"Please feel inferior and don't mention it to me."

"The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is."

"My big bright eyes symbolize pure beauty."

"Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!"

"Handsome is a kind of belief, and I am a flag that flies at the forefront and makes those clowns feel ashamed."

"The first ray of light in the darkness was born from my brother's handsome face."

"See this handsome lamp? When the world turns off the lights, the rest of the light is handsome. "

"Strong face, pointing to the whole world" (when the lights are turned off for an hour)

"I am Zhang Buwei, please feel inferior to death quickly" (the title of this post is I am Squidward Tentacles ~ Please ask me if you have any questions ~)

"Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother."

"Even if my brother goes to the beauty buster, Ben Shuai still hopes that you won't do that in the quilt with Ben Shuai at night."

"Do you still love me when my face is old and the years pass?"

"Would you like to grow old with me, watching the floating clouds come and go in the world and talking about the happy things before? Will we still face this life hand in hand? "

"I am no longer handsome, and you are not beautiful. We are just an old man, and no one knows our past. . "

"I believe in love, I believe in everyone, but I don't believe that I have been in trouble before. I'm sorry for everyone" (Shuai Shen leaves)

Although you look down on me, it is my fault that I am handsome! You should be jealous!

I am a junior three student, named Zhang Buwei, and I am the school grass of our school.

Please don't feel inferior after seeing the photo of this handsome guy, please face the reality! !

I looked at the sky and it was still so blue. The clouds are still so white. But I am getting more and more handsome. . .

Every day after school, there are many girls around this handsome guy ... I want to tell you: the third grade is an important turning point in life, so you should focus on your studies, not on this handsome guy.

This handsome boy is called Zhang Buwei. Please don't be jealous of me. Thank you.

Please feel inferior and don't mention it to me.

Is it my fault to be handsome?

Don't! This is what I was born with

Please don't pursue me because of this handsome guy! I also want to live an ordinary life!

I want to cry to the sky: it's not my fault to be handsome! !

Please show some respect to you girls! This handsome boy has someone in his heart!

If you want Ben's autograph, please line up.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

My brother is much more tolerant than CCTV. Let's enjoy ourselves.

Although my brother is so handsome, he still wants to eat and sleep. Please show some respect.

Think about it.

In fact, I am an invincible handsome boy who has changed the social atmosphere, charmed thousands of girls, stimulated the film market and enhanced the connotation of young people. My name is Zhang Buwei and my English name is bewei Zhang.

Please don't write a love letter to Ben Shuai in Martian.

Ben Shuai can't read it, thank you.

Handsome? No, after all these years, the sky is still so blue, the wind is still so clear, and I am still so handsome. The precipitation of years has let me know that the handsome appearance has passed, and now I am a mature handsome, handsome temperament, a handsome world with inner peace and despising the past. In the handsome world, I will always fly the lonely flag at the forefront.

Starting from yourself, posting it is to let everyone understand handsome's responsibility to society.

You can proudly say that my handsome brother is not afraid to soak in the WOW bar, which will be the glory of your life and your qualification for hanging out in the future.

Thanks for your support. My brother will be handsome as always.

Passerby A: "Brother BV, how can you be so handsome?"

Brother BV: "Handsome is born. You must realize this before you are 25 years old, or you will be miserable in the future! " "

Passerby B: "Brother B:“BV, I envy your handsome. What should I do? "

Brother BV: "No matter what kind of slander and jealousy, I will only give people with inferiority a confident smile!" " "

Passerby C: "Brother C:“BV, how can we live if you are so handsome?"

Brother BV: "Is it my fault to be handsome? Don't! That's just what I was born with. Please don't pursue me because of this handsome guy! I also want to live an ordinary life! I want to cry to the sky: it's not my fault to be handsome! ! "

Passerby Ding: "Brother BV, let's associate?"

Brother BV: "My brother will never have a super-friendly relationship with a girl like you. My brother is already seeing someone. Please show some respect! "

Passerby Ding: "But I am an ordinary person."

BV brothers: ""

Passerby e: "hey, isn't it just an ugly man?" It is one grade worse than Furong. "

Quiet, unusually quiet

The onlookers were surprised and angry.

"Brother BV brings home the bacon, you know?"

"You are committing suicide."

"You are jealous of red fruit."

"This NC man is sad enough to hurt people."

"You know too much. Shut up. "

Brother BV stood up leisurely and clapped his hands: "You can't hide your deep inferiority except personally attacking me with words. You go. "

Passers-by hurried away amid everyone's reviling.

Brother BV was just about to sit down when a light flashed from the northern sky and instantly reached his head, only to see a Taoist symbol slowly falling. Brother BV reached out and grabbed it, his eyes closed slightly, his knowledge swept away, and he made a fist. The Tao operator had broken into pieces of light and dissipated in the air. Brother BV smiled handsomely and said, "Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend." Say that finish, the whole body flush handsome light, tiptoe, the whole people into the void. Everyone only saw a flash of light, and brother BV had disappeared, leaving only the handsome words composed of countless clouds in the sky.

Hey ~ ~ ~ When will you always be so handsome? My brother doesn't want to feed any more waste.

Many seeds germinate in spring, and my brother is already a tree standing on the cliff.

Ben Shuai will always be a stumbling block on your life growth path.

Hehe, you have been driven crazy by Ben Shuai.

Your worship is right. Ben Shuai accepts your worship frankly, but if you want to sign, I still advise you to wait in line for 30 years.

Look at Ben's handsome eyes, because you will pay the price of blindness for it. That kind of handsome eyes is unbearable for you mortals.

I don't know how many bar owners have gone through, but they are still so handsome. Wow, the inferiority complex is still so low, don't worry. I will always be handsome, and you will always feel inferior. No matter who is in the upper right corner, I will always be the object of your envy. My brother is invincible, OY ~ ~ ~

Your brother's handsomeness drives you crazy. Friendly reminder: please don't indulge.

Ben Shuai's smile fascinated thousands of girls LZ, but there was only one.

Otherwise, why is it that every time Ben Shuai sees you, the people you dress up are either ghosts or ghosts, and you dare not look them in the eye?

Every night when I sleep, I will be awakened by my handsome self. How?

And the last one who left the mark of the times will never be like you.