2, growing old together is not a matter of dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

Don't worry, I'm not a good person.

4. Come on, drag it out and eat 250 loaves without drinking water.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

6. There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it's a pity that he is on TV.

7. When do you hug each other? You are watching the fun.

8. Do you believe that I can't slap you on the wall!

9. I keep looking down when I see others pretending to be B. It's not that I keep a low profile, it's that I look for bricks.

10, look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except shit.

1 1, I'm not a male, I don't have his brave energy.

12, you are a pig if you don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic when you cheat, you must pretend when you are caught.

13. In this world, there are mothers and children's mothers all over the street.

14, who didn't meet two scum when he was young?

15, when the robbers robbed the bank, they said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

16, do you feel like skipping rope like QQ login?

17, handsome is useless, but it was finally eaten by a chess piece.

18, ancient Ximen Qing, now Edison Chen; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.

19. To become a Edison Chen, you should bring your camera when you check in.

May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.

2 1, you are in my aunt's heart, in my brother's dream, in my brother's heart and in my father's song.

22. "Ten Years" sang the voice of every fat paper: I want to be thin and cry. ...

23. In the morning, my mother listened to your backpack and told me that Eason Chan was a terrible person. He borrowed something and refused to return it. He even annoys others by singing.

They say I look like Chow Yun Fat, but I look like Andy Lau.

25. I wish my rival in love and lover a lifetime without love.

26. Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle. You never know what tomorrow will bring.

27. Today is your birthday. In order to wish you a happy birthday, all male and female toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

28. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

29. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

30. Name: Date of birth. Raw materials: sincerity. Auxiliary materials: bless you. Date of production: since I met you. Shelf life: until the end of the world. Commodity number:. Special note: Happy birthday to you.

3 1, I'll give you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc's desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

32. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

33, a leader's birthday party, everyone to send money to send things, just a strange friend sent a pair of couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

34. Laugh and worry about running; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

35. If Conan suddenly calls, tell him I'm playing poker with Bikachu.

Brother, tell me something you are unhappy about. Make me happy!

37. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

38. In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.

39. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. If you can't shit, don't blame the earth for being unattractive.

40. I thought it was a flower on a cliff, but later I realized it was just slag in a sea of people!