2. Whoever has left eye and right eye loves him when both eyes are closed.

Our most important task is to play, and occasionally we can study properly as an adjustment. Are you right?

I hate you. After dissection: I hate myself for loving you so much.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the whole world as a joke.

6. I heard that marriage is cheap now. Let's go! Let's get married. It's my treat. ...

7. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

8. Being used to writing "Baidu will tell you" on the answer sheet makes me angry and correct the paper, hehe. ...

9. You need speed these days, or you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.

10, during the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

1 1, I am not young, I am old; Not getting old, but getting old.

12, the teacher said that the only shortcoming today is; If the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not disturb the students sleeping in front.

13, whenever I chat with online MM and MM sends me English, I can't help but click Baidu to look up the translation ~ ~!

14, work account, don't chat, if you want to chat, 50 cents per word, punctuation, half price discount, more than 1000 words, 20% discount. Video voice is temporarily unavailable.

15, the computer turned on and off, and a day passed; As soon as the computer was turned on and off, a winter vacation passed.

16, what I want to say is that if you don't come to see me again, I will elope.

17, I sang Tante to the computer, and then the computer crashed.

18, don't show the angel's smile with the devil's face.

19, if you are an angel, how can you be afraid of the devil?

20. Laugh like a madman. I just want to tell myself that I will be happy no matter what.

2 1, from small to large, when raising the national flag, the attention is not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag just stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished …

Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

23. You know my length and I know your depth.

24. How many dreams can be realized when I was a child? Now it's not enough. ~!

25. Do you know who is printed on RMB? That's my big matchmaker. Thanks to him, I married my wife.