Female: Hey

In front of the platform where the drums are playing,

Everyone came here today,

There are students and teachers,

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There are cashiers and childcare workers,

there are leaders and members,

there are old people and young people,

there are also women and men,

After eating and shooting,

drinking water and smoking cigarettes,

came to the theater,

rest today It’s okay,

Let’s pull the big basket together, hehehehehehehe...

Male: I said, man, hehehehehehehe,

If you want to mention other things, I don’t know how to do it.

If you want to mention pulling a big basket, I can be the first.

In the river, on the ground, in the sky, on earth,

It should be sweet or sweet, sour or sour,

It should be light or light, it should be salty or salty,

Nothing can stop us... .

Female: According to me, the two of us can pretend to be fairy children alone,

we can move the guys alone,

we,

Female: True and false,

Male: False and true,

Female: Playing for the occasion,

Male: Comparison is the same,

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Female: Let’s sing those divine words and tunes. Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Male: The sun is setting in the west, eh,

The sun sets and the sky turns dark,

Every house is locked,

The main road is blocked for vehicles,

The small road is blocked for pedestrians,

The magpie and the old swan ran to the big tree,

The domestic sparrow ran to the eaves,

Nine out of ten houses were locked,

There was only one door. No problem,

Raise the whip and beat the drums to invite the gods to come. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

Come with your feet on the ground. Holding his head to the sky,

wearing a robe and holding a whip in his hand,

Laojun took a walk around the stove,

golden wings spread out and silver wings spread out,

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Golden wings can run a hundred thousand miles,

Silver wings can run tens of thousands...

Male: Hey,

Assisting soldiers, I put my head on the house and stepped on the rafters,

holding the drum in my left hand and a whip in my right hand. Ouch, ouch, ouch,

picking up the Wenwang drum in my left hand,

Pick up the Erlang whip in your right hand,

Wenwang drum is not called Wenwang drum,

whip is not called whip,

I say drum first and then whip.

First of all, let’s talk about the unusual drum.

The master carpenter chooses willow wood.

The adze chops it and planes it into a round shape.

It is tied at the bottom. With eight strings,

Tie the Nezha Naohai gold steel ring,

Tie it inside,

Qiankan Gen Zhen Xun Li Kun Dui,

The eight strings are ahem, ahem, ahem,

Let’s talk about the little drum whip, which is three feet long.

The colorful ribbons are pulled down,

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There is a curve on the waist,

raise it up and point it,

put your hands together and make a loud sound,

give it a kick ,

Three strikes to the nine corners,

Three to the front, four to the back, four to the left, five to the right, sixty-eight strikes,

Liangshan's one hundred single and eight generals,

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If *** is given one hundred single and eight lashes, then hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

Call man,

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There is the scent of musk deer,

There is no need for strong winds,

I just went down the mountain after moving the old fairy. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Male: Sesame blossoms are growing higher and higher,

Millet blooms and bends the waist,

Eggplant blooms head down,

Bao rice blooms A hairy mouth,

The old fairy is shadowy,

It seems that she has arrived.

Hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

You shouldn’t invite the fox first, and then the yellow,

Three Invite the python, four please the chief,

5 invite the judge and the six kings of hell,

Li Hechen will take the lead in coming to the Tang Dynasty. Ouch ouch ouch ouch...

Male: Fairy boy,

I didn’t know that the fairy boy was here.

If I knew,

We would welcome him for seven miles and eight miles,

Jiuli received Changsha Store,

Ten miles received Kaosha Pavilion,

Changsha Store rested the horses,

Kuansha Pavilion rested the soldiers Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Fairy boy, I use my eyes to spread the water,

The little stool is two feet eight,

On the tiger-skin mattress,

Fairy boy, I’ll take a good rest here. Hey, cough, oh, cough...

Male: Fairy boy,

You are coming,

Don’t make noises or make trouble,

Don’t shout or yell,

I know you are coming,

Don't lose your temper.

It doesn't matter if you lose your temper.

My legs and feet are not good enough to help the soldiers. Hey, hey, hey, hey... ....

Female: Call out, man,

The drums rely on the drums, the gongs rely on the gongs,

The newly married wife relies on the parents-in-law,

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The moon is close to the eucalyptus tree,

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are close to the Tianhe River,

Eight Lang visits his mother and the north and south are harmonious,

It goes without saying,

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You go up the same path with me, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Male: Fairy boy,

Come to me if you want to make the same move. Promise,

Listen to what the soldiers have told you,

The sound of wild geese flying south and flying north,

People passing by leave their names, and wild geese passing by leave their voices behind,

People know Zhang San and Li Si after leaving their names,

The wild geese don’t know the spring, summer, autumn and winter without leaving a sound,

I would have known that the fairy boy had few words,

No matter how little you have, you still have to sign up, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

The Drum Tower of Shouyang Mountain is high,

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There are cats among many loose immortals,

Hu Daleng Huang Jinbiao,

Golden Snake Fairy Wu Linghao, cough, cough, cough...

Male: Fairy boy,

Ma lilies are blooming on both sides of the road,

Gourds are blooming in purple and purple,

I had known you would come, fairy boy Here,

Xiantong and I are chatting about homely things, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey, Fairy,

I can live in the city or in the countryside. ,

Live in Shenyang and Liaoyang,

There is also a Woniuzhuang in Shenyang, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Badao Street (gai) in Shenyang City,

Four ways are right and four are crooked.

I don’t know which street Fairchild you have hung up on.

Hurry up and tell me the big number. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

Ask me, there are some at home, too,

They are not nameless ones. ,

My family lives in Longyang River, Tokyo,

There are aisles in Chaoyang Cave, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Male: Fairy boy,

I know how to live in the mountains, but I know how to live in the river.

Listen to me and tell me the name of the river. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Liaoning The province has the Liao River,

the Liao River in the east and the Liao River in the west,

there is also a Taizi River,

there is a Yitong River in Jilin that drinks from the Ma River,

There is an Erdao River in Changchun,

There is also a Ganniu River under the roots of Datun. Oh, cough, cough, cough...

Female (white ): Are there so many rivers? ......

Male: If you don’t talk about the river, just talk about the mountains.

Listen to me and tell me the names of the mountains.

There are dense mountains in Shuangya Mountain.

Youxing Mountain has Mao Mountain,

This is where Xu Damabang lived

Naitou Mountain,

The mountain eagle is sitting on is Tiger Mountain,

The highest peak in the world is the Himalayas, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Shop Climbing the grass mountain with haystacks,

Tree poles with stacks of straw on the valley mountain,

Youdang mountain of Damalizi,

I don’t know which mountain you, the fairy boy, are refining the elixir on Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Female: Hey...

One does not have the same name and the other does not change the name,

My ancestors have been drinking Ming for generations,

If you want to ask me which one I am,

I am He Tiantong,

I got off the mountain in the first place. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ah...

Male: Ask the fairy boy,

I didn’t know that the fairy boy was here,

If I knew that there would be a welcome coming from seven miles to eight miles,

Jiuli took over Ma Huangqiang,

lit the lights with fireworks and cannons,

two kicks were raised in the air,

bang bang bang Two sounds,

Followed by ten sounds and one goo-dong, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

Sound, man, steady. Zhu said,

The narrower the house, the more people there are.

The smaller the house is, the more people there are.

It’s a big deal to bump into each other,

It's easier to knock against a gentleman, but it's easier to knock against a villain.

What I'm afraid of is that he will say that we are immoral, hey, hey, hey, hey...

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Male: Fairy boy,

Don’t panic when you are coming,

The old ox must be steady when pulling the cart,

Zhang Fei cheated the horse You sit in the middle of the room and ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

I raised the drum and asked about my hometown for the second time,

The old immortal family lives in the city and in the mountains,

I will live in Qingdao and Dalian,

Go south to Sichuan,

Climb Huangshan alone,

Xinghua Mountain in Xiaoshijingzi,

Dashijingzi snake winds up the mountain,

I don’t know where you, Fairy Boy, are safe, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female : Hey...

I said King Wen’s drum is in my hand,

I have a Overlord Whip in my left hand,

Go south and you go Moving south,

There is a Mount Bacha in the South China Sea.

I, the fairy boy, was reciting sutras in the ancient cave.

I felt uneasy before my eyes.

I knew that my disciples were burning incense to invite me,

I hurriedly went down the mountain and hey, hey, hey, hey...

Man: Fairy boy,

You have descended from the mountain today.

A sick man is lying on the kang.

Please ask the doctor to cure you. Okay,

Bei takes herbal medicine and it doesn’t seem to be serious.

I have no choice but to do it.

I invite the fairy boy,

Check it out Check the condition, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: I found Bagua for your yin and yang,

The yin and yang and the Bagua are out of balance,

For men, Qi is the main factor, and for women, blood is the main balance.

I asked you how old the sick person is,

I Let me give you a share,

Is it emphysema or bone hyperplasia,

Sepsis or tapeworm,

Or is it nerve paralysis or stroke? Ouch...

Male: Fairy boy,

The divine drum is beating again and again,

I am chatting with the fairy boy Chatter,

Getting on the horse has a certain standard,

Dismounting has a certain standard,

it will taste good and drink well,

good Eat well and drink well and say to me,

You tell the helper, you say to the helper,

I will prepare the helper for you on the side, hey, hey, hey, hey... ....

Female: One is delicious and the other is delicious.

The red stuffed rice is prepared for me.

The red stuffed rice is for So much, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Male: Fairy boy,

It's easy to drink.

Listen to me and tell you the name of the drink.

Look down and look up.

Sixty-proof soju is in front of you.

Drink slowly and dry slowly.

Nine out of ten soldiers are greedy.

Leave the rest of the wine for me to be greedy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. ......

Female: Bring some soju and add some rice wine.

Can you tell me if there is any other wine...

Man: How can the old immortal family listen?

Listen to my report on the shochu,

East Road wine and West Road wine,

The number one scholar is Hong Lao Baigan,

Shaohuang Erjiu is the first to be opened.

Orange sherbet,

can cure both cough and vomiting.

Want to drink it Beer is moved in boxes,

We drink from which jar we want,

Shaoxing wine tastes delicious,

If you want to drink it, I will move it,

Xiantong is really addicted to alcohol,

And that,

Dukang made a jar of wine,

If you want to drink, I will move it,

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I was drunk for seven or eight years,

I remember when Dukang was making wine and Liu Ling was drunk,

Liu Ling was drunk for three years,

Liu Ling was drunk,

He became the drunken fairy above. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female (white): I want to suffer from drought Vegetables...

Male: Fairy boy,

It’s not difficult to eat dry vegetables.

Listen to me and tell you about the dry vegetables.

Yellow flowers, fungus, green celery,

camel, bear paws, venison liver,

pheasant neck, monkey legs,

walnuts and tangerines Fresh dried apricots,

beef and mutton are not muttony,

roe deer meat is extremely fresh,

taking a bite feels like riding on the clouds to the west. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yo...

Female (white): I want to eat big food...

Male: Fairy boy,

It’s not difficult to eat a big dish,

Listen to me and explain the big dish,

There is a chef Liu Laosan,

he picked up the tip of the beef ear,

Cut the pig's head in half,

cut off the front loop of the neck,

cut the buttocks on the back,

chop it into eight pieces

It's delicious and beautiful,

It's so spicy that it makes the fairy boy sweat,

I'm so greedy that I swallow my saliva. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh...

Female: I’ve finished the wine and the food,

My stomach is just watery but not dry,

I’m dry I don’t eat rice yet.

Please tell me the names of the various noodles. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Male: Fairy boy,

It is not difficult to eat noodles.

Listen to me and tell you the names of the cakes first.

There are silk cakes and sugar cakes.

Tiffany cakes wrapped in gluten cakes and oil cakes,

There are also bald cakes and moon cakes,

Ten kinds of Manchu cakes,

There are moon cakes on August 15th,

We eat spring pancakes in February and March.

There is a chef named Liu Laosan.

He knows how to cook and cook me.

One When the meal went to the west,

The Queen Mother took a bite, and

she took off more than half of it in one bite.

Erlang Yang Jian didn't catch up,

Bring the magic dog to chase eight circles,

You say this is unjust or not,

Old immortal, take a bite and you say it satiates your greed or not, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ....

Female (white): I want to eat noodles...

Male: It’s not difficult to eat noodles,

Listen to me announcing the name of the noodles,

There is a waiter Wang Laosi,

roll out the white dough to match the snowflakes,

take a knife and cut it into a line,

Go down into the pot and turn around,

pick the lotus petals at night,

Have helpers to know better,

Return

I took the purple-skinned garlic in my hand,

picked up seven or eight cloves,

pounded them until they were crispy,

mixed the garlic with the noodles Mixed noodles,

The old immortal was sweating all over after eating,

There were helpers who knew better,

He turned back and took the goose feather fan,

I’m fanning the old fairy, cough, cough, cough...

Female (white): I want to eat steamed buns...

Man: If you want some buns, let me make them for you.

Pork buns and horse meat buns.

Beef buns and dog meat buns.

You said all the buns are incomplete? Cough, cough, cough...

Female: Hey,

The food is delicious and the rice is delicious, too.

After finishing the meal, I still I want some soup...

Male: Fairy boy,

If you want some soup, listen to the helper talk about soup,

Gold Silk soup, silver silk soup,

There is also a pork rib soup,

pork slices soup, dumpling soup,

and a mushroom soup,

In addition, the ingredients are very fragrant.

You said this soup is not very good...

Female: The rice is also sweet and the vegetables are also sweet.

After finishing the meal, bring the tea quickly...

Male: It’s not difficult to have tea.

Listen to me and tell you the name of the tea. Ichiban,

Southern Mountain Tea and Northern Mountain Tea,

Longjing jade powder and fragrant slices,

Yangtze River Heart Water,

Mengshan Tea Leaf Tips ,

Take a sip to ward off the wind and cold,

Fairy boy, you don’t have to spend your spare money to come here...

Female: Hey,

How can I smoke after drinking tea?

Quickly tell me the names of all the cigarettes...

Man: It’s easy to smoke.

Listen to me and tell you the names of cigarettes.

Smoke in the east is smoke in the west.

Big handfuls of cigarettes and small handfuls of cigarettes ,

Willow silk tobacco,

Cross orchid net seed tobacco,

The Queen Mother’s stubble,

Nine Heaven Fairy’s pinch ,

Mortals draw to relieve fatigue,

The old immortal draws to offer pills,

Red, red, blue, blue,

Breathing out a mouthful of gray smoke,

It feels like riding on the clouds to the west. Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fairy boy,

I think the dry smoke is a bit spicy,

Listen to me tell you about the cigarettes,

Big ginseng cigarettes and two ginseng cigarettes,

Dachong Jiuheng big cigarettes,

Phoenix cigarettes produced in Shanghai,

Liangyou cigarettes produced in Hong Kong,

Red Double Happiness Hongta Mountain,

red camellia and red peony,

also There are Dihua smoke and golden flower smoke,

Five golden flower smoke, beautiful smoke,

These smokes are not strong,

Changchun,

Hei Bu Liu Qiu Zi Bu Liu loses his cigar, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.

The old man smoked this cigarette,

the waist is not hunched, nor the back is bent,

The old lady smoked this cigarette,

lived healthily and long for a hundred years,

the farmer smoked this cigarette,

and piled up mountains of grain,

If a worker smokes this cigarette,

he will get more money every month.

Primary school students must not smoke this cigarette.

If he smokes it, he will pass the exam. If you don’t go to college, Baba will be admitted to a technical secondary school. Ouch, ouch, ouch,

There is also a kind of cigar,

Smoking blue smoke after one puff,

The wind is coming and the cold is coming,

My toes and caps feel so comfortable, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey fairy boy,

The drums are playing again and again. Beat the gongs,

Play the drums and gongs to invite the gods and Buddhas,

My girl,

Don’t forget things when you are full of wine and food,

My girl,

are still lying on the kang, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey fairy boy,

Go and ask, go and touch,

You can break the peace for the girl. Hey, hey, hey, hey... ..

Female: Hey,

You understand the call for help,

Please tell me the birthday of that girl... ....

Male: Fairy boy,

The girl was born in the winter of Geng 28 plus 17,

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month,

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Hurry up and check her condition. Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Female: Hey,

Call me, boss, please listen,

That girl of yours is so lax,

running around here and there in an unruly manner,

all day long, she’s just dumbfounded,

almost No sentence, hey, hey, hey,

The Dharma said this,

The old immortal rode back to the mountain, hey, hey,

(White) I’m leaving...

Male: Fairy boy,

I’ll stop you if you want to come,

with one hand Hold the horse's bit,

The important things in front of the hall have not been finished,

I shouldn't have beaten the horse, so I came back to the mountain. Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Female: Hey,

When the drum comes and beats,

When there is something going on, it is done,

Speak of small things when it comes to big things,

Should we talk about small things?

Who is to blame,

Whoever takes the blame will have to bear the blame,

Whoever takes advantage will suffer,

Yang Xiangwu is a snitch,

Three thieves own the Kowloon Cup,

There is a fierce Zhang Fei from the Three Kingdoms,

showing off his majesty on Dangyang Bridge,

With three loud shouts, Cao’s troops retreated.

This is Zhang Fei’s first attempt at pulling the horse’s head. Ouch, ouch, ouch…

Male: Hey, Fairy Boy,

I won’t stop you from leaving this time.

With one hand, you let go of the horse’s bit,

The human soul is attached to the human body.

The soul of the horse is buckled in front of the horse.

The man has a true soul and has enough to eat.

The horse has a true soul and can have fun. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey Fairy Boy,

I am coming to help you with the three-way drum.

Before you leave, use the drum to fan you.

Say yes If you want to fan, you have to fan.

It will affect your eight hundred years of practice.

Don’t blame us for our ahem, ahem, ahem...

Female: Hey,

There is nothing to do today,

Male: The big basket is here,

Female: Let’s suppress the stubble ,

Male: relieve boredom,

Female: live happily,

We will pay it back in the future,

Male: If you have a chance,

Female: Let’s keep teasing each other again,

Derlam, erlam,

Yahu It’s black with a beard,

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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