1. I could have lived a happy life, but lack of money hurt me.

2. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money when you go out, and you are very free every day.

3. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

4. I insist on walking on zebra crossings not because I am talented, but simply because zebra crossings pay more.

5. I wonder what kind of circles you are involved in? I have dark circles under my eyes.

6. Who said there is no pure friendship between boys and girls? As long as you are ugly, you will have friends all over the world!

7. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

8. I owe all my good looks to my parents, who gave me a mouth that talks nonsense.

9. In today's society, it is no longer useful to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, what should run will still run.

10. I am no longer that cute little girl who had to think about it for a long time even if I spent five or ten yuan. Now I have to think deeply about it even if I spend five yuan.

11. "Why can crabs walk sideways?" "Because it has willful claws."

12. Fortunately, I am a little fat man, so I can touch my belly when I am sad.

13. As a person who has experienced this, my advice to young people is: Don’t come here!

14. When God closes another door for you, he will also block the window for you. Yes, he will make you hit the wall.

15. I have no ambition in this life, I just want to make a fortune.

16. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.

17. The word poor is too hurtful to one’s self-esteem. Now they are called price-sensitive consumers!

18. I am only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but express delivery and takeout cannot arrive even a little later.

19. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, he will definitely give you a low IQ to avoid making you look uncoordinated.

20. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

21. Please remember one thing: you must eat breakfast! Of course, not because it’s unhealthy, but because it’s the cheapest meal of the day.

22. I can’t even afford an iQiyi membership, so what’s the use of you showing me ads for so long? Do you think I can afford the car and house in the advertisement? Advertisements should be shown to those who have memberships, they can afford it!

23. In this season, women are prone to three diseases: the disease of feeling that all the clothes they bought last year are very ugly; the disease of feeling that there is always one piece of clothing missing in their wardrobe; the disease of feeling that the clothes they bought last year are very ugly; It's a disease that comes naked.