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Funny is to deliberately make some actions or say some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny. The

Interesting selection of personalized signatures

Funny is to deliberately make some actions or say some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny. The

Interesting selection of personalized signatures

Funny is to deliberately make some actions or say some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny. The funny thing is that human beings actively seek happiness and pay more attention to actively explore happiness from life and peace. The following is my funny personality signature for your reference.

Funny personality signature one:

1: When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

3: What is yours is yours. The more you persist, the easier it is to lose.

4. "Youth is a pool of water. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, you can't run through the thin years between your fingers. "

5: I want to be a man in my next life, so that I can love you as much as you love me.

The process of making money is like building a house, brick by brick, and the process of spending money is like an earthquake. No matter how long you build a house, it may collapse in an instant.

7: It's snowing. Can we go to Whitehead together without an umbrella?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the light goes out, you will find shadows all around you. A friend is someone who can give you strength in the end.

10: I like you, but I pulled a beautiful calf when I was lonely.

1 1: It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds worry me.

12: the drizzle fell from the sky and dripped on the water, which became a broken dream.

13: We are crazy because we have all been hurt. We pretend to be strong because we refuse to admit defeat and force ourselves to smile at people.

14: Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

15: There are millions of women in the world, and I have to change every day.

Funny personality signature 2:

16: At the peak of the recent breakup, Du Helian, who seemed to be a pair, disappeared.

17: Too many people passed by, but they couldn't stay the expected youth, which was helpless and regrettable.

18: Please put your mind in your stomach and don't say it. People will see it!

19: Not much love lasts forever. Not many people really care about you. In fact, the most real thing is just yourself after all.

20: Think of yourself as a cube of sugar, put it in coffee, and coffee will not be bitter; Put it in tea, and the tea will not be astringent.

2 1: Don't live yourself, don't live life, just live your mood.

22: What can't be shaken is memory, what can't be kept is years, what can't be lost is loss, what can't be let go is emotion, and what can't be lost is dignity.

23: Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

24: In the rainstorm, I have a PHS in my hand, and I can't get through with my left hand and my right hand.

25: Philosophers are illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than five minutes and thirty seconds, you become a philosopher.

Material life will make us forget the most human truth.

27: "No war-no war-life is in vain, not bitter-not tired-life is tasteless"

28: How can you get married without going through * * *? No one will be a mother.

29: Unconsciously, we all like the same.

30: Women should pay attention, there is no good man who likes to call names. It's not as light as swearing, but he will be betrayed.

Funny personality signature three:

3 1: A true friend can read the sadness in your eyes, while others believe the smile on your face.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account as soon as possible. I replied, don't worry, I burned it for you-

33: "Mom, I have been a princess for one day and a queen for ten months, and I have worked hard all my life."

In fact, depravity is innocent, but beauty is so haggard.

35: If you don't shout pain, you may feel nothing. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

Please roll into a ball and get out of here.

37: I am stubborn and don't want to change for anyone. You don't understand my world.

38: A man who walks away is like spilled water. Even if you try your best to save it, it's just sewage.

39: The most stubborn thing is a person's heart. You can convince everyone, but not your own heart.

40: Life is short, far from our imagination, and never really far away.

4 1: First love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

Today is different from yesterday because the feeling of yesterday is still in our hearts.

I hate what others say about eternity, which makes me sick.

44: After all, feelings are just a matter of getting rid of the shackles and picking up together again.

45: Don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair.

46: With your figure, the plain has become a basin.

47: Wear other people's shoes, step on other people's feet and make others hurt.

48: Dreams are things you only think about when you have no money. If you have money, you can realize it directly.

49: I don't want to share anything with anyone, just bear it myself.

50: Love and marriage are like picking up shells. Don't pick the biggest and most beautiful, pick what you like best and suit best. Besides, don't go to the seaside again if you find them.