2, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250.

3. Right time, right place, right feelings and wrong characters.

4, look silly, don't say anything about you

I really want to call you grandpa and dad myself.

6. Half the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

7. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

8. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

9. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

10, what is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

1 1, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points.

12, what matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

13, Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

14, dry wood meets fire, which is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

15, successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can find such men.

16, if you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

17. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

18. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

19, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

20. How much I can sacrifice for it, and how much I want to sacrifice for it now.

2 1. Now the only feeling I have for you is no feeling.

22. A truly free society is: "Without any hero, anyone can be a waste."

23. There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

24. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

26, news broadcast cattle 13 means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a complete news.

27, powerless, rich without money, rich without love, no fate, no points, and some are getting divorced.

28. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

29, it's silly to watch gossip happen instead of 8 18!

30. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

3 1, the real society, ruined my chance to be a good person.

32. Go to the toilet to wash your hands.

33. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

34. I came into this world crying, and I will go back crying.

Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

36. Eating flies, killing mice at work, catching cockroaches at night, and sleeping to shoot mosquitoes are all responsible for the four pests.

37. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.

38. The sky is gray and wild. Pick up the whip and whip your mother.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

40. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

42. You borrowed a dress from Baiyun and a pair of wings from a bird, and then flew over to me and said, "We birds are all like this."

43. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

44. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

46. We live in a sewer and still have the right to look up at the stars.

47. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.