1. Putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately means that the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party will chop you into two pieces.

2. If I had two lifetimes, I would spend the rest of my life looking for it.

3. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

4. Girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile.

5. Life is like a wine jar. People soak in it. The longer the time, the more intoxicated they become.

6. The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.

7. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and out of tune.

8. I am not afraid that beautiful women will treat me as a pervert, but I am afraid that ugly women will treat me as a gangster.

9. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

10. They say that if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter, but behind me is a cliff.

11. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

12. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type 2B?

13. When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

14. There are only two things I don’t know how to do. Neither will this. That won't happen either.

15. Trust is like an eraser, slowly worn away by mistakes one after another.

16. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror to see how handsome you are.

17. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me by notifying my parents, which is nothing.

18. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He himself became a great man.

19. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

20. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

21. Don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, because maybe I will steal your groom.

22. White lies: Just find a good excuse for your own deception.

23. Drink a cup of dichlorvos to relieve your brain. Lift your spirits. It'll be fine in no time!

24. My sister originally took a simple route, but her sexy nature was revealed as she walked.

25. Happiness makes women learn to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

26. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t dare to eat you because it thinks you’re a bitch.

27. As a principled person, my principle is to look at my mood.

28. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

29. Why should I tell you when I have a cold? You are not a cold medicine.

30. If there is an earthquake, I will die with you. You were crushed to death and I laughed to death when I saw you die.

31. You can make up for homework, but you can’t miss playing.

32. Silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, but why haven’t I seen gold?

33. If I had two lifetimes, how long would you stay with me?

34. I want to be a modest female frog. If the frog prince does not come, I will wait to receive the toad that is ignored by the swan. Funny Personalized Sentences 2020

1. My master taught me: Stand outside the wall and wait for Hongxing to come out. If Hongxing doesn’t come out of the wall, drag her out. If she can’t, beat her out.

2. You said you don’t love her but you love me. Why do you choose to break up and go with her now?

3. In the high-tech era, high-tech talents are needed. Instead of kneeling on the washboard, we kneel on the washing machine when we go home.

4. God’s intention in creating you is to test your courage to live in this world.

5. Whenever I miss a beloved girl, I put a brick on the ground, and then there is the Great Wall!

6. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head!

7. I still prefer to watch Naruto, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

8. Talking about money actually doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

9. That’s a lie. Who said there is gold under a man’s knees? I sawed off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of iron!

10. Beautiful love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget deep-rooted love.

11. When I was walking on the roadside, I saw a man's money. I was about to bend down to pick it up, but I realized that he was talking so much that his money was so round.

12. Sample, do you think wearing contact lenses of different colors is a Persian cat?

13. I learned to drink because I wanted to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they learned to swim.

14. You really annoy me. Why do you say you don’t love me but always act like you love me very much?

15. When others pretend not to see you, it’s not that you are rimmed with gold, but that you are as pungent as pepper.

16. You really think you are a national treasure when you have cross-eyes and a smoky eye.

17. Now we know why the iceberg only has one tip, because the other tip was broken off by the Titanic.

18. Yo yo! This handsome guy! Why do you look exactly like my next boyfriend?

19. I envy her so much that she can still go out in bars after being injured; I envy him so much that she can still go out in bars after being injured.

20. I was still waiting for you stupidly, but you have forgotten that you have been here.

21. When I save enough money, I will buy a trailer of six walnuts as my dowry, and one bottle a day after I get married.

22. I thought that if I became invisible, others would not be able to find me. It was useless.

23. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately in the end he slowly killed all his students.

24. Sometimes I look up at the sky not because I miss you, but because my nose bleeds.

25. Dad asked: Why do you smoke at such a young age? The son replied: Because I didn’t want to be sad, I had no choice but to hurt my lungs.

26. You really don’t think much if you take a quick look. It’s better to take a closer look than to take a quick look.

27. You are being passionate again! Others don't care at all whether you love them or not; they can live just as well without you.

28. I think back then I had a heart purer than pure milk and more real than real fruit!

29. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. It only costs 9 yuan to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau. How about I treat you?

30. When the silence turned into humor, I realized that women can be casually flirted with like this.

31. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night-bright pig standing under the streetlight.

32. You have nothing to do but dream about me. Don’t you know I’m busy?

33. When you have something to do, go straight to the topic. Don’t use your high-sounding skills to challenge my blacklist.

34. You scold me because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

35. Whether one minute is long or not depends on whether you stay in the toilet or outside! A collection of funny personality quotes 2020

1. If you don’t fail the exam, that’s what I want; if you don’t study, that’s what I want. You can't have both, so I'll just go with it

2. When you want to cry, put on eyeliner and tell yourself that crying will make you look ugly.

3. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside. ＊

4. For a buy-one-get-one-free product like love, I would rather not have the gift of a mistress.

5. The temperature of tears is 530°C. It is only because the outside world is too cold that it drops to 53°C when it is shed.

6. I am a bastard, I am hypocritical, I am dark, I am domineering, I was not like this before I met you

7. Why give yourself so much trouble every day. Surprise yourself.

Say it to the mirror. Look, I am smiling so happily.

8. Looking at the high scores on the political paper, I felt that I was very good at making up lies

9. There was gold under the man’s knees, so I cut off the whole leg, even I couldn't find any copper!

10. The seniors told us: Do you feel afraid of the final exam because you don’t know what the teacher will do? Let me tell you, it’s even more difficult for the teacher because the teacher doesn’t know what you know.

11. Someone just sat next to me. I went over and slapped him. How could he squeeze my invisible wings?

12. I fantasize about going to South Korea and having a love affair with Min Ho, but the reality is that even the richest people in the country can’t get him.

13. Why did you peek at my diary! How did you know I read your diary? I saw it from your diary!

14. Don’t be obsessed with sister, otherwise your brother-in-law will make you vomit blood

15. Zhang Liang is a male god but he sang a song called “I am not a male god,” then should I sing it? I want to be a goddess.

16. To like someone is not to reply to all her updates, but to study the suspicious comments below

17. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day, staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage. Start the day right.

18. Why can’t I gain weight even though I eat so much? It’s so unreasonable! Has all the money I spent on food been wasted?

19. Wait for me When I grow up, I will be smarter, gentler, and stronger than you!

20. Girls, don’t regard a scum in the sea of ??people as a flower by the lake~

21. Mr. Lu Xun He is my idol. I like one of his novels very much. It describes the social reality where human relations have been lost and moral integrity has been lost under the dark political background. I have always kept this book at home. When I was very young, I could correctly read the four-letter title "Diary Keeper" on the cover.

22. Sometimes I have worked very hard. , but the result was a fart.

23. Haha, madman, I haven’t heard this name for a long time.

24. Don’t blame us for not wanting to do homework. We should blame people for taking summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest seasons.

25. I was bored and sang to the computer in fear. After I finished singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

26. Others hold hands, and I hold my dog. Take a walk, take a swim, and see who doesn’t enjoy taking a bite.

27. The showier a woman is, the more attractive she is and the more popular she is. No wonder no one spoke to me for three hours after I was online.

28. The sky is really clear today, and my heart is as full as eating durian.

29. Others hold hands, and I hold my dog

30. The most chilling thing is the heart, the most hurtful thing, the most embarrassing school, the most fake dog friend, the most tiring thing But as a student, you can only hurt your friends for the longest time, and you can't love yourself more than you love most.

31. Today’s children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

32. The only thing I can pick up and put down now is chopsticks.

33. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people without a strong owner.

34. Be my girlfriend, and I will introduce you to another boyfriend!

35. Grandpa said that in their day, they would write down questions they didn’t know how to solve in exams. No one dares to cross out Long Live the Chairman.

36. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

37. My roommate was eating instant noodles in a hurry while looking at his watch. I asked him why he was eating in such a hurry. He said: TMD, it almost expired

38. Although the results of the top students stunned me, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

39. The weak wait for opportunities, while the strong create opportunities.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

41. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

42. From the first moment I saw your girlfriend, I made up my mind that I would be my brother! 2020 Funny Personalized Signature Quotes Collection

A true brother is your woman when you need her most.

Hey, let’s go, life goes by so fast, today I am officially running for the second year.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times on the surrounding trees.

Zhao Wei said that only good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, wrong, only rich people have youth.

No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

I have always thought that I am a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I am actually A genius.

Please don’t cry, because your sad face looks too hideous.

One day I changed the automatic reply to "What?" As a result, someone chatted with me all afternoon.

To be narcissistic is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife who thinks like me!

When I was a child, I thought that bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

It is our business whether to be a promiscuous person or not. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.

Others hold hands, but I hold a dog in my hand. I walk around and take a look to see who bites the dog.

Ninety percent of women don’t like men wearing pink shirts, but 90% of men wearing pink shirts don’t like women.

Maybe sometimes, escaping is not because you are afraid of facing something, but because you are waiting for something

A young man went to lose weight, and the doctor said he could only eat two slices of bread per meal. The young man actually said, should I eat before or after a meal?

The roaming chat history function of a smartphone has ruined so many couples and seen through so many people.

Don’t watch AV all the time, and don’t look at what’s behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

When I was bored in class, I fantasized about the ceiling fan spinning down. Bloody scenes.

Yesterday there was an event in a shopping mall. I heard that there was a song by Zhou Bichang, so I went. When I got there, I learned that there was someone named Zhou Bi.

Our advantage is that we know our mistakes and can correct them, but our disadvantage is that we do not know we are wrong.

I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.

I have to work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a kid.

Son, don’t blame your mother for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looked exactly like your dad.

A dog jumped out of the bushes, and I couldn't help but call out your name.

I am such a man who has been hurt by love. I only blame myself for loving too stupidly and too deeply.

Don’t say you don’t know me, I just don’t know you either, what a fate!

If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and I am the most famous in Tianjin that.

Falling in love without the purpose of getting married is all about supporting someone else’s wife.

If you are well, it will be sunny. Looking at the weather here today, you should be dead!

Some people say that men who treat women badly will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

If the teacher hadn't told you not to throw away garbage, I would have thrown you out long ago.

A kindergarten teacher beat a boy because the boy ate a girl’s breast.

There is no way that my singing is out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.

I don’t want to take off the clothes I just bought when I put them on, no matter whether they are washed or not.

When I have money, I will take the people I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

It was noon on the hoeing day, so class was really hard. A small shabby book that can last all morning.

From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the fall I harvested a bunch of men.

As a state-of-the-art hooligan, I have the pursuit of extravagance and extravagance, and the dream of extravagance.