1. Face is the most amazing part of the human body, it can be big or small, thick or thin.

2. You have many sisters, and I am not missing one, but I am the only one who treats you well!

3. Sometimes, the love we think is great is just the fulfillment of the greatness of love.

4. If you have a stomachache, drink alcohol; if you feel uncomfortable, self-mutilate; if you are in a bad mood, jump off a building. Don’t find someone I like to accompany you.

5. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the academic scumbag to lift the seal!

6. The success of a woman is to shape her man to be liked by more women.

7. Even if I hand over my things to you, you won’t be able to hold them securely.

8. Those who obey me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish.

9. I will be your life and your belief, I will shine and blind your eyes.

10. Your world has nothing to do with me, and you are only worthy of watching my world.

11. When I hold you, you are like a crystal cup; when I let go, you are like glass slag.

12. Sometimes, we should not think too much and just follow our own will.

13. No matter how promiscuous a woman is, she still wants to have a family, and no matter how wild a man is, I can get one.

14. Wherever you fall, you must stand up from where you fell, and change a good-looking posture before falling.

15. Every day life is two points and one line. Such a life is so boring.

16. The world is so big, we are so small, and people’s hearts are so complicated, who should we believe in?

17. Never bully an honest person. You don’t know how many people are supporting him behind his back.

18. On the day when my king wakes up and returns, you will bow your heads and declare your vassalage.

19. I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray him before he betrays me.

20. If you like someone, just confess it. At worst, you won’t even be friends. Being friends is useless. I don’t lack friends, I only lack you.

21. Men are like chewing gum. The longer they are chewed, the less flavorful they become.

22. It doesn’t matter if you are ugly. What you are most afraid of is that you are ugly and confident but always shameless. A bitch in heat is not as coquettish as you.

23. One day the dragon will get water, and I will cause the Yangtze River to reverse the current.

24. If God gives me glory, I will be more arrogant than God.

25. Missing you is an addiction. If you become addicted, you will lose your mind.

26. Loneliness and indifference. Think about that road back to your hometown, which records your childhood innocence and the joy of growing up.

27. If you don’t love me, get out of my heart, get out of my life, get out of my dreams.

28. A man’s face is bigger than his dick, and his self-esteem is more fragile than his dick.

29. I feel that now I am not going to school, but learning from me, which is simple and rough without condoms.

30. If you are a handsome guy, you will know if you get a crew cut. Whether she is a beauty or not, you will know after taking off her makeup.

31. Except for me, no one is suitable to grow old with you.

32. One sword and one flute can bring business to an end, and he will live up to his reputation for fifteen years.

33. The world is so big, who else can I do?

34. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living a beautiful life is my ability.

35. I will stay with you for a long time, so please recognize that I am the one who accompanies you.

36. Maybe you are awesome but I may not be you.

37. If you don’t like me, eat shit until you like me.

38. I am the only one in heaven and on earth.

39. In front of me, the enemy will either flee or be completely defeated!

40. If you have a sword in your hand, hold it and move forward. If there is no sword in hand, then forget the sword and move forward.

41. Don’t be so pretentious about saying you love me, please prove it with actual actions.

42. Be my boyfriend. You can go out every day and have sex with other women. As long as you call me when you are tired, I will drag you home and stab you to death. .

43. Kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles. When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and hides his body and name.

44. If I let go of love and have no worries, I can walk around the world alone and bravely.

45. I have no words of love tonight, I just want to press you on the bed.

46. Is it enough for my country to support you as a disaster?

47. I have smoked, drank and loved scum and trusted dogs.

48. There is always a need for some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.

49. I tell myself, no matter whether you are happy or not, you must live strong!

50. I am at home in the mountains and rivers, gossiping and listening to a pipa song. When the song ends, I no longer have any worries.

51. When a man becomes rich, he changes into a car, when he becomes rich, he changes into a house, and when he suddenly becomes rich, he changes into a wife.

52. Don’t think that you have moved everything away, but you have forgotten that Leer still has a brave heart!

53. I have huge jealousy. I don't want to see any kindness you do to others.

54. The sword points to the sky. I am willing to cut off all the mortal world for you, cover the whole world, and kill all the rebels. I just want you to show your face and smile.

55. Don’t be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who a man needs.

56. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a math book on his face.

57. Passerby A and Passerby B were walking on the road, and a car drove up from behind, and then they both turned into passerby cakes.

58. Is it interesting for me to be cold, hot, hidden, or present? Is it fun? Is it a bitch? Do I have a dog?

59. Because of love, you will hate. Let it go, it's really nothing.

60. If you get the Qingfeng Three-foot Sword, you can cut the sky and make a rainbow fall when you get drunk.

61. I can apologize, but you must kneel down and listen.

62. In real life, men can never compare to the lower body.

63. Those who dislike me and slander me, I just want to tell you what you can do to me.

64. It turned out that you thought you were not good enough, but now you realize that you have no vision.

65. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

66. Don’t think that I still love you. I have already forgotten your appearance. All I love is memories.

67. Only when you are drunk can you know who you love most, and only when you are sick can you know who loves you the most.

68. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth.

69. Work hard. If you don’t work hard, what can I do to keep you, the one I love deeply?

70. We go out laughing and look up to the sky. How can we be Penghao people?

71. The sword reaches the end of the world, and the wind and dust chase me to death. The jackdaws are all gone, the wind and clouds are roaring. Who made me let go? Until I met her.

72. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will raise my head and say to him with contempt, "Are you from the same hospital as me?

73. Women are the makers of human beings. Tools, but men are human beings who use tools.

74. I am born as the first among men, but I live as long as heaven; I kick over the waves of the world with my feet, and bear all the sorrows of the past and present on one shoulder. Advances and retreats are like the wind, and the sky is empty with a glance of talent; why should I be ashamed of being a hero when I stand alone in the sky?

75. If you want it but don’t fight, then don’t cry if you lose it. /p>

76. If the wolf turns back, it will either be repayment or revenge.

77. No matter how good the chain is, it cannot tie up a running dog.

78. Fodu. I will cross the world that cannot be conquered.

79. If the vast land is destroyed with a sword, where will the prosperity and singing fall?

80. If the sky presses on me, it will split the day. If the earth restrains me and tramples on it, we will be born free, who dares to be superior?

81. I have to say that you are quite suitable. A bitch will be matched with a dog for eternity. Don’t thank me, I am. Know that I am tolerant.

82. The four ghosts of men: coming home from get off work at night is a poor man, coming home at 9pm is a drunkard, coming home at 12pm is a pervert, and coming home at 4am is a gambler. Ghost.

83. The vast land is destroyed by a sword, and the bustling music falls. I lean on the clouds and hide the loneliness, even if others laugh at me. 84. Just like it. I have to confess, at worst I won’t even be friends, there’s no point in being friends, I don’t need friends, I need you.

85. I just like you, what can you do?

86. It doesn’t matter if you like surfing, just don’t drown.

87. People’s potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me a 50-pound brick, I may not be able to carry it, but If you give me 100 kilograms of RMB, I will definitely pick it up and run away.

88. Most of the persistence is not satisfied, fear of loneliness, and forgetting to be grateful.

89. Innate. My talents will be useful, and I will come back after all my money has been spent.

90. If you are born in the underworld and return to the underworld, it will be the same as in the underworld.

91. Don’t force me to stay. If he has the ability to let go easily, I’ll just turn around and leave.

92. Don’t you say you love me?

93. The shelf life of a couple is only the first three years at most, and the rest is just a matter of habit.

94. When the love is deep, the legs will open, and when the sex is tired, say goodbye.

95. Even if the rivers and mountains collapse, you will not be able to return to your homeland.

96. If anyone is in your arms, you will never return home. I will send her directly to the crematorium for my place.

97. If anyone dares to snatch the man I recognize, I will kill her.