1. I didn’t expect you to be such a prodigal, it turns out you are really Sina

2. Actually, I don’t care if you lied to me or not, what I care about is that you can’t sidetrack me

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3. There is a kind of anxiety: the computer is stuck, and QQ keeps flashing there.

4. Chat with your friend’s girlfriend if you have nothing to do, and split the pair and count them as a pair

5. Spend the money you earn and spend it, and don’t leave it to others.

6. That day I said I wanted to leave, but you held me back and refused to let me go. Isn’t that because you didn’t pay you back?

7. Have you ever encountered this kind of fake person? He first adds your QQ and then sends a dialog box asking: Who are you?

8. You always complain that others are too evil, but in fact you are too complicated.

9. I really don’t want to say it, but you look very polite.

10. Open the phone book. I dialed a random phone number and bought an insurance policy in a daze.

11. I count the moon in the sky, and you count the stars in the sky. Let's see which one of us is faster.

12. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become stronger and out of control.

13. Holy shit. Yesterday a mosquito was sucking my blood and I just wanted to kill it. It actually said to me affectionately and silently: I have your seed.

14. When you can’t sleep alone, maybe you should try two pillows, maybe you will thank me, haha

15. I was once worth hundreds of millions, and I have There are many luxury cars, many luxurious restaurants, and modern farms and ranches. After I lost my QQ account, I became a pauper.

16. As the saying goes, "Hitting is love, scolding is love." If you hit me and say you love me, then I will hit you more.

17. You look one thing on the outside but another behind the scenes. Do you think you are a person with a thousand faces?

18. The damn mosquito sucked my blood, but proudly told it that your belly was enlarged

19. If cutting your hair can cut off memories, then, I If you shave your head, will you lose your memory?

20. You look a bit unworthy, but you are pretty good and safe.

21. My future husband, who are you chatting with now? Stop chatting and let's get to know each other sometime. < /p>

24. If I could meet as many beautiful girls as in Journey to the West along the way, I would also go and learn from them.

25. Dear, you are my Youlemei, but I have a question: where should I throw you after I drink it?

26. Oh my god, yesterday the whole I was forcefully kissed by a mosquito at night.

27. Students, have you ever felt that some classes are like Nanfu Battery, one section is longer than 6 sections.

28. After playing computer games for so long, I discovered that the second row of letters actually means: falling in love with the other person and then crying.

29. Some people are good at Chinese. Someone has good numbers. Someone speaks good English. Someone has a good history. Some people have good geography. And I'm in a good mood.

30. I was so lucky that I actually picked up a mouse. I decided to go back and get a computer.

31. Grandma said that in their day, if they encountered the exam, they would not be able to write If you write "Long Live Chairman Mao" in the question, you won't dare to put a cross.

32. Girl, did you have a great time chatting with my husband? Is my husband handsome? Is my husband single-minded? Will my husband let me go? What you fuck is due to Minato!

33. Suddenly I realized that everyone is fake, right? I am no exception! Tsk tsk

34. Point to the sun and say loudly: 日

35. Exam paper, let’s break up, we are really not suitable to be together.

36. Don’t think that I can’t forget you just because I visited your space after a breakup. You're wrong, I just don't understand why you haven't deleted me yet.

37. I was also an infatuated man in Qiong Yao's works, but it rained and I drowned

38. I used to think that a naked marriage meant a naked marriage.

39. If you like it, go for it. It doesn’t matter whether the person has a boyfriend or girlfriend, or whether the team has a goalkeeper, the ball will still go in.

40. Yuelao, can you change the red thread to steel wire next time and tie it together tightly?

41. When I am in a good mood, Uneasiness is great to listen to. When I am in a depressed mood, any song makes me uneasy.

42. When others say you are crazy, maybe you are not about to succeed. 43. The senior brother led the fashion of leopard print, and the second senior brother led the trend of leaking belly buttons.

44. Xiaoxin said: I failed Chinese, what should I do? Answer: Who told you not to use rhetorical techniques

45. You used RMB to redeem your oath, but what you got in exchange was the betrayal of your oath.

46. When you start your family, you realize that the farthest distance in the world is that your father-in-law is right in front of you, but you can only call him uncle.

47. A pig has hit a wall and you have hit a pig, but you still have the nerve to show off in front of me

48. Every day I struggle with three things: not being able to sleep at night and waking up in the morning. If you don't come, I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

49. In these days, what can you do if you are beautiful? Is it possible to use your face to swipe credit cards on the street?