1. "Look at Li Rumeng's father, who didn't graduate from primary school, and now he is the general manager with a lot of money. Look at your passbook. Luckily, you are still a senior student, and you haven't reached five figures yet. It's really bad luck for me to marry you for eight generations ... "

2. Dad was so ashamed that he wanted to keep his head down to the ground. After this storm, my father, who used to be taller than my mother, was only as tall as my mother's shoulder. When talking to my mother, two bricks must be placed under my feet first.

3. My mother's idea made my father rediscover the value of life, but it made me suffer. From then on, I have to put my father in my pocket every day, go to school, go home after school, do my homework, sleep and go to the toilet ... My father stays with me. Like a prisoner, I have no personal freedom.

4. "You useless thing, what can you do besides eating? Look at Zhou Yaqin's father. He is your classmate. Now he is a famous professor in Tsinghua University. He lives in a house with three bedrooms and one living room. Look at you, you still let us live in a tube-shaped apartment ... "

5. It is said that when Mom and Dad got married, they were still as strong as cows. This situation lasted until I was in the first grade of primary school, that is, the eighth anniversary of my parents' marriage, and the situation changed sharply:

6. My father was flushed and his body suddenly became shorter. Just the next day, when their unit had a physical examination, when my father measured his height, he found that he was ten centimeters shorter.

7. One day, there was a flood in our house: I forgot to turn off the tap after washing my hands in the bathroom and went to school. The water spouted away. Dad found this situation and quickly climbed up along the tap water pipe, but his strength was too small to turn off the tap. There is more and more water flowing out of the pool, and the water potential is not optimistic. Dad had to reluctantly leave home, use a small spoon as an oar, sit in a slipper, and row out, so as to save his life.

8. Later, my mother scolded me more frequently, from once a month to once a week, and then once a day ... The words she said became more and more mean and ugly. Every time my father was trained, his body shrank until he was as small as a teddy bear, so my mother was alert and tried to restrain herself from getting angry with my father.

9. At breakfast the next day, my father was as tall as me, wearing round glasses and a circle of whiskers on his Chinese-shaped face. The voice hasn't changed, and it's as loud as Hong Zhong as before, but it's a little humbled and depressed.

1. "Yes! Leadership (what dad calls mom). " Dad gave a military salute to his mother and said respectfully.

11. On another occasion, when he was standing on the edge of a glass fish tank to feed the goldfish, he accidentally fell into the fish tank and was swallowed by the little goldfish. Mother was so anxious that she fished out the goldfish and cut its belly open with scissors. I stopped my mother, because by doing that, on the one hand, goldfish can never live; On the other hand, if you are not careful, you may cut your father. Mother asked me if there was any good way. I cut a small piece of fat from the kitchen with a knife, tied it with thread, and forced the meat into the goldfish's mouth. The slippery fat slipped down the goldfish's intestines and was caught by his father. He shouted in the goldfish's stomach, "Pull me out, I'm choking." I pulled the rope and dragged my father out. (.)

12. After a hundred "Did you bring it", my mother will ask me, "Did Dad bring it?"

13. "Dad, starting from tomorrow, I will appoint you as the Minister of Education of our family. You don't have to worry about anything in the future, just mind Yang Ge's daily study. If Yang Ge can't be admitted to a key middle school in the future, only you are asking. "

14. Dad is often attacked by some fat and big mice, so he has to take some small marbles with him. Once the mice come near him, he sends marbles to the mice. There are too many marbles, and he has actually developed a skill of serving marbles with a hundred shots.

15. After a while, one night, my father accidentally broke a plate while washing dishes. My mother, who was watching TV, flew into a rage and scolded my father with her hands akimbo:

16. I started to check the eraser and homework, and I found the 11st one-Dad put it in my pocket. Only then did my mother safely let me go to school.

17. However, I don't know why, as long as my mother leaves home and goes out for a ride, she will be angry all the time. Finally, one day, she lost her temper again, and the blazing flame rushed up from her head, burning all the red paper on the ceiling that said "Look up and see happiness" (it is said that it was posted when mom and dad got married). She put her father in the palm of her hand and swore. Dad can only stare blankly, but he can't talk back. When my mother was so thirsty that the flame on my head gradually went out, my father shrank to the size of his thumb.

18. Another night, it was deep. I just fell asleep in a daze and was awakened by my mother's extremely high decibel voice next door.

19. Before going to school every morning, my mother would ask me, "Have you got your rubber belt? Did you bring your homework? Do you have the test papers signed by your parents? Have you put on your red scarf? Do you have your monthly ticket by tram? ..... Did you bring it? ..... Did you bring it? ..... Did you bring it? ..... Did you bring it? ..... "

2." Look at Chen Xuehu's father. He is five years younger than you and his diploma is not as good as yours. Now he has been promoted as the chairman of the head office. Look at you. You are still a small clerk. You might as well take a piss and drown ... "

21. My father is really only as big as his thumb. He sits in my coat pocket all day long, urging (this is my mother's word, actually monitoring) my every move. Dad used to be as big, as strong and as fat as other people's dads, but how did he get smaller later? Li zelin's classic quotations

1. Graduation is the story of millions of summers, millions of people, millions of different summers, and the same thing is just farewell. Run like a dog

2. Everyone should have their own way of growing up and look at the world. Don't care if anyone is watching you run, and you don't need to fly to show them. Run for yourself in the way you like and at the speed you can, like a dog! Run like a dog

3. On the way back that day, sitting in the car, I felt very lonely. That kind of loneliness does not come from being alone in a foreign land, but from thinking of the past when you are alone in a foreign land. "you went to England"

4. in fact, no one can be really not nervous. what he can do is that he can focus on ignoring other people's eyes. Run like a dog

5. People must live like sunflowers, wait in the dark, wait in the storm, even if there is only a little sunshine, they want to grow towards those lights. Run like a dog

6. People won't be too lonely, but there are many roads that you may need to walk by yourself. But it doesn't matter, because you are your strong backing. Run like a dog

7. Most of the time, people only want what they don't have, just like people at this end and that end envy each other. We watched them under the neon lights. They groped their way to us in the dark and flew around like migratory birds. Run like a dog

8. People always say that spring is full of hope, but isn't autumn? When the flowers wither and the leaves fall to the ground, it is like telling us that the flowers will bloom next year and the leaves will still be full in the next year. Tell us that life goes on and on. Running like a dog

9. Life is a long road. One person after another gets on the bus in different places and at different times, meets you, gets acquainted, then walks together for a while, gets off the bus and waves goodbye to you, leaving only a shadow in your eyes. Run like a dog

1. At the age of fifteen or sixteen, no one actually knew what love was, but everyone thought they did. Running like a dog

11. He sat on a high hill and felt as light as a bird and as high as a cloud. It suddenly occurred to him that flying is for landing, drifting is for stopping, and running for a long time is nothing more than stopping at last, and then staring at what he loves, without a trace of fear and anxiety.

12. She still smiles at me as warm as the sun, but that feeling is no longer like the sun I can see when I look up, but like seeing the sun on TV through the screen. "I want to be with you"

13. What's wrong with running for yourself and being like a dog! Running like a dog

14. We all look forward to the future, miss the past, and then feel bored with the present. Millions of Summers

15. When we were young, we used the setbacks that life gave us to punish ourselves continuously, and then casually passed on this pain to those close to us. Run like a dog

16. I think maybe this is the way life screens us: it will bring you darkness at some point, and then identify us from the darkness. "Run like a dog"

17. No matter how many people we have loved, the last one who stayed must be the one you used to; Like air, like the earth, let you live steadily. "Like the air, like the earth"

18. Happiness is a candy that slides sweetly from the mouth into the stomach; Happiness is a pair of shoes, not afraid of pebbles and glass slag; Happiness is a big sun, shining flowers on me. "Happiness is a candy in the mouth"

19. There is a kind of child, who is not understood since childhood, and seems to be lively every day, but he is the last person who can't express his heart.

2. In such an age when it is clear that everyone has no three views, once someone around him pretends to have it, everyone around him will be infected. Run like a dog

21. Between hello and goodbye, all the beauty in the world is loaded. Run like a dog

22. As for what the future is, no one knows. Because of heartlessness, two people can be together for the purest motive. Run like a dog, 21 quotations from life motto

1. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while missing them is eternal regrets! Don't be afraid of mistakes and miss them ...

2. You'd rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.

3. The world doesn't belong to you originally, so you don't have to abandon it, what you want to abandon is all persistence. Everything is for my use, but not for me.

4. You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I will accept my fate.

5. If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "You must tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world, and happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect."

6. My wealth is not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

7. It's not someone who bothers me, but I worry myself with someone's words and deeds.

8. People who live in applause from others can't stand the test.

9. If you can shout "I don't need to worry about this little thing" 21 times a day, you will find that you have an incredible power in your heart. Try it and it will be very useful.

1. if you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

11. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

12. coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, unchanged with the fate.

13. A fool always wants others to know him. A wise man tries to understand himself.

14. If you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

15. There's no need to look back at who cursed you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite him back?

16. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem can't.

17. When you put it down, there will be no worries.

18. People suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

19. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that you don't have enough cultivation.

2. Fate shuffles the cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

21. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet. 2 classic quotations

1. We came to this world alone, all in order to find someone who can be kind to ourselves.

2. You asked me how much I like you, but I can't say it, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

3. I hope you are only late, instead of getting lost and turning to someone else.

4. The world is very big, but it's also very small, and it's a vast sea of people. If you want to meet it, you will definitely meet it, because you can't leave the earth or go to the Milky Way. All the short encounters are actually just the right time.

5. Any kind of feelings that require you to try your best to please will not last long.

6. The most beautiful words are not that I love you, but that I will forget the past and give you a home.

7. Some words are suitable for rotting in the heart, and some are painful, which is suitable for forgetting silently.

8. The cruelest thing in the world is not that you don't meet the person you love, but that you meet and finally miss it. The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that after he loved you, he didn't love you at last.

9. The deep meaning of the so-called "chatting" is actually: reading your heart, understanding your words, keeping pace with your knowledge, and being worthy of your kindness.

1, you never know, who casually said goodbye to you, will really never see you again-Miyazaki Hayao

11, I will continue to reply to you if you send an "um", and I will never reply if I send an "um", which is the difference between loving and being loved.

12. I woke up suddenly in the dead of night and told myself not to miss you with tears.

13. Although I said it, you and I both know who gave up first.

14. You like to eat Zhajiang Noodles, but because you are hungry, you stuffed a bag of potato chips and ate some oranges, thinking that this would be enough, but you still want to eat a bowl of Zhajiang Noodles. Don't waste your fate by making do with love, and don't let the inappropriate people take away the best of you.

15, there is a kind of loneliness, not doing something without company, but doing something without understanding.

16. Never doubt yourself because of other people's comments, and never.