2, weeding at noon, class is really hard, take a small broken book, sit all morning.

3, the teacher's biggest feature is: knowing perfectly well past asking, the teacher's biggest hobby is talking to himself, and the teacher is best at spitting stars and flying around.

In those days, I wore a red scarf and a school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

6. When you have a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player.

7. My mother said that I would give a bottle of Fuyanjie to anyone who bothered me while I was playing games.

8. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

9. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be asked by the teacher.

10, books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the electricity that human beings enter.

1 1, school, although you got my people, you can't get my heart.

12, I hate people dragging their English with me, and I can't understand anything.

13, share weal and woe in the future, yours is mine, mine is mine or mine.

14. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

15, the head teacher's mouth is like gold AK47, full of explosive power.

16, sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

17, self-study can become a talent, including a fool.

18, computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine; "Boss, change the plane!"

19, I never liked anyone at school, so I really didn't have any motivation to go to school.

20. Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?

2 1, when I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill, so my mother taught me to eat.

22. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The biggest fear is that people are not awake and the toilet is found.

23, the motherland has not yet been unified, no mood to learn.

24. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many examination papers. No business, no killing!

25, you can't even cheat, how can you rest assured that you will enter the society?